[Ethan] You know, I'm really proud to be a part of this community,
and you guys really rock. You leave great comments,
that encourage us, empower us, and make us feel overall just terrific and appreciated.
But some of you leave such rude comments, that I can't--I'm shocked! It cuts me so deep!
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And I just can't believe that strangers would leave such a mean comment about me. Over the Internet?
Who would do such a thing?
[reading] It's really nice how Ethan's carer is in this video too. She really goes above and beyond the call of duty.
I honestly can't even imagine one good reason why any of you would think that,
y'know, I was her autistic son, or special needs son.
Like, I literally don't understand why anyone would insinuate that Hila's my caretaker, or my sister, or anything like that.
We're nothing but a loving couple who loves each other very much, and I am definitely not special needs.
I'm a man who's well capable of taking care of himself and his wife.
I mean guys, please it's...it's not right.
[reading] I miss the old h3.
[Ethan] the gold h3.
The boy way back without the shirt h3.
The Papa John and sodie pop, Shrek loving h3.
Man, you guys are so right, dude *sighs*
I used to be a lot cooler. I-I don't know what happened.
I mean, our videos suck, I'm not funny, everybody thinks my wife's my sister.
and on top of it, I'm old. I'm older li--I used to be five years younger, and now I'm just an old asshole with grey hair on YouTube.
♬ hip-hop beat ♬
[Lil Lotnie] ♬ I miss the old Ethan
♬ Straight from Israel Ethan [Ethan in background: What?!!]
♬ Showing them rolls Ethan [Ethan: Can you tell?!]
♬ Set on his goals Ethan [Ethan: Does is look like I'm playin' around?]
♬ I hate the new Ethan
♬ The vape dude Ethan [Ethan: WOOOOAAAAA-]
♬ The always rude Ethan
♬ Beefing with YouTube Ethan [Ethan: What made you think to yourself]
[that that would be a good idea huh?] ♬ I miss the sweet Ethan
♬ Making them memes Ethan [Ethan: I can't do it!]
♬ I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Ethan [Ethan: Can you do it?]
[reading] I don't know if YouTube is the job for you, Ethan.
Hila deserves better and more attention. All you care about is YouTube and money.
[Ethan] Hila, this guy really nailed it, dude.
This guy fuckin' just roasted my ass, man.
He's like a really sensitive YouTube commenter, are you in--is that something you're into?
I know this guy's got it all. He's a YouTube commenter, and he's very insightful and especially sensitive.
[Hila] Okay.
[Ethan] So, just promise me that you'll think about all the good times we had together before you read this.
[Hila] Okay.
[Ethan] Okay, just read it dude. Just read it.
[Hila, reading] "I don't know if YouTube is the job for you, Ethan.
Hila deserves better,
and more attention!
All you care about is YouTube and money."
[Ethan] How does he know?
[Hila] I don't know.
[Ethan] How could he tell that from watching a vlog? He's so insightful.
[Hila, reading] I can see it in her. I feel that she's been neglected by Ethan.
How can I ignore that feeling? I can't believe you guys can't see the hurt in her.
[Ethan] Nobody sees the real you like he does.
He's the only one that sees the real you.
♬ Sad music ♬ [Hila's reading of the comment echoes]
♬ Sad music ♬ [Echo: How can I ignore that feeling? I can't believe you guys can't see the hurt in her]
[Ethan, reading] Fuck off, dude. I know how to treat women. I'm not saying I want to be with Hila
(I kinda hate mid-easterners, no offense)--
[Ethan] DAWG WHAT THE FUCK?! You gotta be trolling now.
From like "Ultimate White Knight" to "complete racist".
[Hila] Like, yeah! [Ethan] In one breath
[Hila] You know what?
[Ethan] You just got fucked, dawg.
You know we--you know what Hila feels about you?
You just got fuckin' owned, dude. Haaaate, what up?
[Ethan, reading] What's up with his eyebrows, is he retarded?
[Ethan, reading] What the fuck is this guy retarded? His facial movements are fucked up haha.
[Hila] What's your problem?
[Ethan] Why everyone gotta talk shit on my eyebrows, okay?
They have a mind of their own. I can't control what my eyebrows do.
I'm over here doing my thing, and my fuckin' eyebrows are off here doing their own wild shit.
I have Tourette's Syndrome, which makes me wiggle my eyebrows. It's one of my tics.
Am I retarded?
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Yes. Yes. Very. Very much. Very very--it's bad.
It's very bad.
I feel like my career is a battle between me and my eyebrows.
[Hila] Yeah. *laughing* [Etha]: My eyebrows are the biggest hurdle in my whole career, dude.
[Hila] Ninety-- [Ethan] Maybe I should shave 'em off.
[Hila] 90% of the comments are, "What's with his eyebrows?" [Ethan] I should just change the channel name to Eyebrows.
h3Eyebrows. h3EyebrowProductions.
What if I shaved it off? Then no one could even tell that I had a thing.
I look completely normal without eyebrows. Nobody would even know that I had a problem. I would look so normal.
Way less retarded than I do now.
We already made a "What's Up With Ethan's Eyebrows" video, but it was on our second channel,
so if you wanna learn the whole juicy scoop, definitely check out the links in the description.
[Ethan, reading] You're just mad 'cause your white trash ass is stuck with an ugly-ass woman for life.
[Ethan] Got 'im.
"HATE". Fucking read the hat, bitch! Talk to the fuckin' hat!
So, on one hand I'm a white ass stuck with a ugly-ass woman.
and on the other hand, you're a beautiful princess who deserves better than me.
[Hila] Even that guy didn't want me, cause he hates middle easterns.
[Ethan] Now, what the hell, Hila? So why am I catching shit? Apparently, I'm doing the world a favor by marrying you.
Jeez, man.
[Ethan, reading] Shut the fuck, you just jealous fucker
[Ethan] Damn, this guy probably kissed so many girls from the Invasion Method. Hila: Yeah.
How many fuckin' girls do you think this slick-ass fuckin' MMORPG 2k16 has kissed?
[Hila] Yeah, that guy's an Invader.
[Ethan] That guy is definitely an Invader.
[Ethan] WHAT UP INVADERS?!
SHUT THE FUCK UP! YOU JEALOUS FUCKER! I AM A MEMBER OF THE INVASION NATION!
The Invasion Nation is strong, and we will prevail!
and we're gonna kiss all your moms, sisters, cousins,
and brothers. We're branching out to men.
We're definitely kissing everybody guys, it's insane.
Please check out the new updates at "The Invasion Method" at PrankInvasion.com
to find out our new pick-up tricks and how you can fuckin' suck dick.
Today--Today, this week, we're covering how to give good head.
[Ethan, reading] I'm getting Subway ads. I think they're trying to tell you something Ethan.
[Ethan] What? Wh-- what does that mean?
[Hila] What does that mean?
[Ethan] What are they trying to tell me? There's no Illuminati, there's no secret messages here.
What the hell? What would they--what would they be trying to tell me about Subway?
Like,
[Hila] It's just a sandwich
[Ethan] It's just a sandwich, I don't understand.
What is Subway supposed to mean? It doesn't make any sense.
Oh! Maybe he means that they want me to lose weight.
[Hila] Oh.
[Ethan] Oh, shit, okay. So, that makes sense.
[Ethan, reading] I have to admit, I thought you were a tool for influencing my little brother to vape,
but this video was on point.
[Hila] Pretty on point.
[Ethan] Not on point, pretty on point.
[Hila] Like, almost there.
[Ethan] It was--it was okay.
"I have to admit, I hated you, but I thought this video was--I gave it a 4 out of 10."
Well, I don't know what to tell you dawg, I think your little brother's a cool-ass fuck, dude.
He's probably getting pussy like crazy, You know what I mean?
and he's curing his own cancer, like, he could have had cancer by now.
And the fact that he's out there vaping, picking up cuties, fucking hot bitches
he's probably an Invader.
He's probably a member of the Invader Nation.
But seriously guys, if you are underage, please don't vape.
Consult with a doctor. Vaping is not cool, it's just a meme, guys.
Really, it can damage your health, so it's- just
be serious about it, and be safe guys.
[Lil Lotnie] ♬ I miss the old Ethan,
♬ Straight from Israel Ethan,
[Ethan *gags*] [Lil Lotnie] ♬ Showing them rolls Ethan,
♬ Set on his goals Ethan,
♬ I hate the new Ethan,
[Hila *coughs*] [Lil Lotnie] ♬ The vape dude Ethan,
♬ The always rude Ethan,
[Ethan *gags*] [Lil Lotnie] ♬ Beefin' with YouTube Ethan,
[Ethan *continued gag*] [Lil Lotnie] ♬ I miss the sweet Ethan,
♬ Makin' them memes Ethan,
[Ethan *more gagging*] [Lil Lotnie] ♬ I gotta say, at that time, I'd like to meet Ethan.
[Ethan *still gagging*] [Lil Lotnie] ♬ See, I invented Ethan, wasn't even any--
[Hila] Thanks for watching.
[Ethan] uh
*cough hack*
[Lil Lotnie] ♬ I miss the old Ethan,
♬ Straight from Israel Ethan,
♬ Showing them rolls Ethan,
♬ Set on his goals Ethan,
♬ I hate the new Ethan,
♬ The vape dude Ethan,
♬ The always rude Ethan,
♬ Beefin' with YouTube Ethan,
♬ I miss the sweet Ethan,
♬ Makin' them memes Ethan,
♬ I gotta say, at that time, I'd like to meet Ethan.
♬ See, I invented Ethan, wasn't even any Ethans.