Alright.
Time to steal some hotel supplies.
Um, am I going to put unknown products on my skin?
No.
This is just in regards to the soap bar that you've provided for your guests.
Oh no please, people can barely wash their hands for one day using this joke!
Anyway, I've brought some extras and I was wondering if you might let me go
door to door giving them out to the guests?
Oh no, they've got a WiFi password.
Do I go all the way out to the front desk
and ask them to give it to me,
or do I just use my personal hotspot?
Hotspot.
Nothing is worth leaving this room.
Okay,
Let's go sus out the hotel bar!
*knock on door*
Hi sir, would you like some fresh towels?
Sure.
So do you reckon the world's doomed, or what?
Hi! Um,
I seem to have forgotten a few things on my trip,
and I was wondering if you might be able to send some complimentary
supplies to Room 78?
Great, thank you.
Ummm...
toothbrush,
toothpaste,
shampoo,
conditioner,
a hairbrush,
pajamas,
any clothes that you might have lying around,
makeup,
shoes,
my will to live, if you can find that.
Room comfort and condition: unsatisfactory;
unacceptable safety hazard in the bathroom.
Hi. Yes, um,
I was just wondering if it's possible at all to be
connected with the other guests staying in the hotel?
Um,
I was walking past Room
78 earlier and I
I think I heard a woman crying in there
and I'm just a little bit concerned about her so...
Ooo! Reading material!
*knock on door*
Who is it?
It's me! Come on, it's time to go!
What time is it?
5:00.
Okay.
Could you give me 5 more minutes?
*sigh* Okay, but hurry up!
Wow, so Van Gogh really painted 900 paintings in 10 years...
Hi, is this the front desk?
Yeah, I
I think the electricity has stopped working
cause I'm trying to turn the lights on and they're not working!
Oooh the slot at the front door?
My room key? Where did I put that?
*falls over*
Okay sorry.
Sorry, I just fell over. I'm just looking for my key.
Oh, here it is.
I got it!
Hang on.
Ah!
There we go!
It's working!
*gasp*
Got it.
Great! Thank you so much!
Also, do you have ice cream?
Hmmm...
that cute staff boy left me 2 chocolates today instead of 1...
Could it be because he got my hint this morning?
I think I'll leave him a cryptic message on the feedback form.
"Chocolates were delicious.
Message received.
See under pillow for next clue."
Yeah bro the balcony's not that steep. You can definitely make it up here.
Yeah, even carrying the beer.
Oi, just make sure you stagger each of you, yeah?
Otherwise the hotel staff might notice.
What?
Oh...
Yeah you can bring your dog. We'll just have to keep him in a separate room when we do the Ring of Fire.
Hi! Front desk?
Yeah hi, how are you?
I'm well thanks!
Um,
I just wanted to bring to your attention:
there seems to be a series of people taking turns scaling the walls outside and
it doesn't appear that they're wearing any safety equipment
and I'm just a bit concerned.
Hi. Yeah, me again.
Room number 358 is definitely having a party.
*sigh*
Room service, Netflix and a comfy bed.
This is the life.
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... my will to live, if you can find that...
*snort*
You can't laugh!
Sorry!
I looked directly at the camera.
Yeah, hi.
Hi, front-
Hi, front desk?
Hi, how are you?
Yeah I'm well thanks! How are you?
I already asked.