- It's not too much is it?
- Are you kidding?
It's great.
- Yeah, you look just like Ms. Pac-Man. (laughs)
- Har har, can it, dude.
I just wanna look fly for my date.
- You wanna look like a fly?
You should just wing it. (laughs)
- No Orange, he wants to look good for the double date.
- Pear's dating two ladies?
Wow.
- No Orange, you and Passion are going
on a double date with me and my new lady friend.
- What? Me and Passion, huh?
I'm not in love.
Double date? (laughs)
Whatever, you're crazy.
This isn't a double date.
That's a double date.
- Oh looking fly, boy.
(laughs nervously)
- Not them, our double date.
We talked about this.
Hey dude, would you want to take Passion on a double date?
- Huh? Yeah, whatever.
I can't talk right now.
I'm busy alphabetizing my TNT collection.
- Okay, sounds good, later.
- But that's not fair.
I wasn't paying attention.
I was so busy. (exclaims)
- Ugh, well Pear, I can't wait to meet,
uh, well wait, what is she again?
- Well, I don't actually know.
We met online.
Her name is Paring, so I'm guessing she's probably a--
- Knife?
- No, ha ha, don't be ridiculous.
- Knife.
(date screaming)
Whoa.
- Well hello there.
- Gulp.
(upbeat music)
- And I was like, "That's crazy",
'cause my name is Paring,
which is just like Pear with an ing.
Isn't that totally crazy?
- Hmm, more like psycho. (laughs)
- Orange.
- Ugh, quiet down.
I'm trying to get to know my new BF.
- Hey, no fair.
Pear's my best friend.
- (laughs) That's not what BF means.
- (laughs nervously) Oh you.
That's a quite the sense of humor you got there.
- Well duh, you don't have to tell me that I'm funny.
- So uh, Paring, do you have any hobbies or interests or?
- I'm done.
Oh, sorry, I was just changing my relationship status.
Oh and I uploaded a picture.
- (laughs nervously) Isn't she great?
- Oh as long as I'm here, I'll just change yours too, honey.
Just as soon as I get done reading this email from your mom.
- Wait, did you hack into my profile?
- Wow, she really is sharp. (laughs)
- That's not cool, you can't just--
- What's that honey?
- Um, well, uh.
- I think Pear's just trying to say that
there's good sharing and there's bad sharing and well--
- Oh back off, sister.
I am not sharing my pear with anybody.
- You go girlfriend. (laughs)
- Okay dude, that's not helping.
- Honey, is he bothering you?
- Whoa.
- Hey guys, I know.
Why don't we just play a game, huh?
- Oh please, yes, yes.
That is a great idea.
- I'm really good at Operation.
- (laughs) Um how about--
- Oh, oh, Motorboat.
- No, Orange, that's not a good--
(motorboating)
Ugh, what the heck.
(all motorboating)
- Ah, no, no stop.
Stop.
- Yay, did I win or was it a tie? (laughs)
(Pear exclaims)
- Oh my God, that was so much fun.
I just love spending time with you.
- Yeah, yeah that was a good time.
I'm having fun as well. (laughs nervously)
- What's the matter, Pear?
Get a little hot under the collar? (laughs)
- Don't worry, baby, I feel the same way.
- Hey, hey, Pear.
If you guys get engaged, would Paring be
your fian-slay? (laughs)
(Passion laughs)
Oh sorry, but that was actually funny.
(Pear laughs nervously)
- Yes, yes of course I'll marry you, Pear.
We're going to be so happy.
Forever, oh my God.
- Oh this isn't happening.
- What's that, honey?
- I said, "No", okay?
This is crazy.
You're a knife and I'm a fruit.
We're not getting married.
We're not even going out.
And furthermore, you're insane.
- Wow, guess I read that one all wrong.
- Nice one, Pear.
Way to let her down easy.
- I just feel so sad.
- No, no, no, no, no, look, look, look,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, okay?
It's just that,
okay, please stop.
You're gonna rust.
- And when I get sad, I get,
I get angry.
- Uh oh.
- And when I get angry, I get stabby.
- Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
I take it all back, I take it all back.
- Yay, I knew you guys would make up.
Pear and Paring sitting in a tree,
K-N-I-F-I-N-G.
- Are you mocking me? (growls)
- First comes love, then comes marriage.
- Orange, shut up.
- Then comes Midget Apple in a baby carriage.
- Watch out.
This thing doesn't have any breaks.
(all yell)
- Whoa. - Wow.
- I've heard of a fork in the road,
but never a knife. (laughs)
- Did that baby carriage just explode?
- (laughs) Sorry guys, it's a long story.
- Well, can you just give us the short version? (laughs)
- Little Apple, I don't know how to thank you.
You totally saved my life.
- Well, you could start by introducing me
to your little friends over there.
- That's just what I need.
(upbeat music)