(Ian) My favorite thing about 2013 was the song about that fox!
(Anthony) SHUT UP!
Oh my God, guys!
Can you believe that Smosh made it another year?
-Yeah, we did! -Yes!
So this is the last video of the entire year...
..which means it's time for us to shamelessly brag about
all the accomplishments that you guys helped us do.
-There's now 13 million of you guys-- -Over 13 million of you guys.
-Whoo! -High five for that!
Give me a high five.
And we got over 2 billion views. Another high five for that.
-The Smosh Games turned a year old-- -(Ian screams)
(Anthony is drowned out because Ian screams so loudly)
And...uh...you know, you guys don't really give a [bleep] about this.
You just wanna see how many times we died this year, right?
Let's--Let's roll the clip.
(Ian and Anthony groan and scream in pain repetitively)
You know, we really shouldn't be alive after dying that many times.
But we didn't die, so I guess we're invincible!
I guess it does mean we're invincible!
Maybe we should test it out!
Then I guess I'd better shoot you with this bow!
And I'd better shoot you with this thing, yeeeeaaaaah?
Maybe not.
Instead, check out this remix that Mike Relm made
of all of our videos from this year.
-Sweet monkey pee-pee sauce! -(buzzer goes off)
-No! -(buzzer goes off)
(Ian groans)
-Balls -(buzzer goes off)
-(Anthony screams in slow motion) -(buzzer goes off)
(Ian groans)
Bitch!
(buzzer goes off)
-Fisted! -Bam.
That is so embarrassing!
Let's-Let's-Let's go!
I wanna have more Dixon cider.
I'll take, everyday, Dixon cider.
(Anthony blows)
-You're fat! -Uh!
-(Anthony blows) -Aaah!
Dixon Cider...
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-Dixon Cider.
("uhs" and "oohs" are remixed into a song)
(Anthony screams)
Teach me how to twerk?
-Teach me-Teach me how to twerk? -Mom!
Teach me how to twerk?
-Teach me-Teach me how to twerk? -Wha--?
They're learning...
Beep, beep, beep, boop.
Ow, ow, ow, ow, I twerk out!
-(gun shot) -(Anthony screams)
Teach me how to twerk?
-Teach me-Teach me how to twerk? -Wha--?
Teach me how to twerk?
-Teach me-Teach me how to twerk? -You...
You-You ready? You're ready for action!
I'm so cool.
I twerk out!
Pirate!
Livin' my life all high on seven seas!
I'm a pirate!
Gettin' bootie with the cuties cuz' I do what I please!
I've got the Force in me.
Stop Miley.
Well, I've got the Force in me!
Stop Miley.
You don't talk, I will!
G-G-God damn it!
(repetitive gun shots)
Teach me how to twerk?
-Teach me-Teach me how to twerk? -Wha--?
-(electricity sizzles) -Teach me how to twerk?
-Teach me-Teach me how to twerk? -(Ian screams)
(Ian continues screaming)
(Ian and Anthony) Suck it!
E-E-Ewwww.
I twerk out!
-(gun shot) -(Anthony screams)
Teach me how to twerk?
-Teach me-Teach me how to twerk? -(screams)
Teach me how to twerk?
-Teach me-Teach me how to twerk? -Stop.
Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh-Ahh!
(car horn beeps repetitively)
I'm okay!
(Anthony and Ian scream)
Let's go then!
What the frick, random bowl?!
Oh, hell no! You ain't fallin' in love with yo' sista!
Awww, I like a guy that can show his--
(in slow motion) Balls.
This is what a gentleman does, right?
(farts)
Bonerific, bonerific, bonerific, bonerific...
Boner, boner, boner, boner B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B--
-Ball sack! -Y-Y-You're a ball sack!
Great Zeus' butt hole!
What the hell in the world is that?
Ball sack!
Y-Y-You're a ball sack!
Wake up!
Alpha cure mom.
Surprisely good!
Gross!
-Ball sack! -Y-Y-You're a ball sack!
Oh, crap!
Dude!
Aw, crap!
Bitch!
B-B-B-B-Bitch!
B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Bitch!
[bleep] you!
I...[inaudible]
Oh, hell no!
(glass shatters)
-Ugh! -Yeah!
Yes!
Mmmmm!
I am fly!
Hmmm, hooo!
Oh, shi--
Oh, hell no!
(repetitive screaming)
Oh! Oh, why did we agree to do that?
Oh, my knee, man! (whimpers)
Anyway, guys. Seriously though, thank you so much for watching
through all these years.
-You guys are amazing. -Yeah, we love you guys...
and without you guys we would just be two idiots with stupid hair
-making these videos for no reason. -Yeah.
So...thanks again, guys, and, uh...
I think, yeah, we should actually try to find out if we're invincible!
No, I mean--
(Ian and Anthony's conversation overlap)
No, we are invincible.
-Alright? Alright? -(Ian) You ready?
(together) One, two, three--
-(gun shot) -(in slow motion) Four...
Oh yeah, and a bunch of really stupid things happened this year,
so, uh, click the video right here to see the worst of Smosh 2013.
Uh...thank you. (awkward laughter)
But seriously though, thank you guys so much for subscribing.
You guys are amazing.
Yeah, you guys stuck around with us for another year and, uh, next year.
Hopefully 2014 doesn't have a bunch of twerking stuff that we have to spoof.
No Twerk for 2014. Let's make it happen, guys.
#NOMORETWERKING.
#tiredasscheeks.
(Ian and Anthony break into laughter)