- This hotel room costs more than a house,
this one comes with a private water park.
This one is underwater.
- Those all sound cool.
- And I have a list of the most
expensive hotel rooms on the planet.
- They cost a lot of dough.
- Our first hotel room's only 68 cents a night.
- And then it just keeps going down.
- Wait, it's underground?
- Oh, it'll probably keep you outta the heat, right?
- No lights down there.
- No lights.
- There are 10 rooms,
each room varies in price from 500 kwacha or 68 cents.
- Oh, I thought you got 10 rooms for 68 cents,
that would be silly.
- So that means if he rents out all the rooms
he makes $6 and 80 cents a day.
- Brutal.
- Remember the last Blockbuster out there?
- We've all seen it.
- They renovated it and turned it into an Airbnb,
so instead of renting a movie
you could rent the Blockbuster.
- And then you watch any movie you want.
- And it was only $4,00 a night, which I don't understand.
- The cost, four bucks.
- $4,00 a night?
- One penny more than the price of a movie rental.
- And they did it 'cause they wanted renting Blockbuster
to cost the same as renting a DVD.
I honestly want to go rent it, this sounds so cool.
- How do they make money though?
$4,00 a night and there's all those snacks.
- How do we make money?
- I don't know.
- We don't.
Genuinely being able to watch any movie
from the last 40 years would be amazing.
- If only there was some kind of magical device
that gave you the access to literal every--
- If only I could just connect to the internet
and do that from my home.
This is that nine hour hotel in Japan,
it's a little capsule.
- Oh, look at that.
- When I put the curtain down
I did feel kind of claustrophobic.
- Yeah, I would struggle with
feeling like I was in a coffin.
- $23,00, nine hours, not too bad, honestly.
- Privacy, a good night sleep, it is in Japan.
- You just had to tell me it was in Japan,
I don't care if it's a dumpster if it's in Japan.
Now we're gonna start ramping things up.
This is $169,00 a night, it's called the Bell Hotel.
- Look, it's got a hot sauce pillow.
- Who let Taco Bell have a hotel?
- Nickelodeon had a hotel for a while.
- Yeah, but Nickelodeon owns IP and everything,
this is a fast food restaurant.
- Taco Bell is owned by Pepsi,
which owns half of the world at this point.
Of course they own property.
- And Taco Bell room service.
- But this is why it's worth it,
Taco Bell room service.
Jimmy I'd pay $1,000 a night for that.
- If only there was a magical app
that you could just order food to your home.
- Wait a minute.
- Bro, we need to make some companies,
someone needs to find a way to take
all the movies around the world and put 'em on the internet,
and also give us a way to order food to our house
from our house.
And once you figure it out I wanna sell Beast Burger on it.
If Taco Bell can have a hotel I want a hotel.
- I'd go to your hotel.
Starting a hotel now.
This is a hotel at Turks and Caicos,
do you know what that is?
- Yes, it's a very tropical place
where people go to vacation, but it's expensive.
- A master bedroom.
- Ooh. - Bedroom.
- It sounds like he wants us in there.
- Yeah, I felt the bass in my ear.
You can see fish swim while laying in bed.
- You can read.
- That's what I want with my showers,
just giant windows, I want everyone to see my weenie.
- This next hotel is $728,00 a night.
Oh my gosh.
- That's actually not bad, usually places like that
they're really expensive.
- Bro, look what you're paying for.
- Now that I see this view of it
it's not as extravagant as the ones on the magazine.
- This looks like it'd be so much fun to go to though,
I wanna take Tia to one of these.
- Or me.
- I'll take my girlfriend.
- We could fish off of it bro.
- You're right, me and Tia could go fishing.
- You can't bro fish with your girl, bro.
- Now we're up to $1,000 a night,
things are starting to get very pricey.
- We are descending down 210 feet,
or 21 stories.
- Wait, why?
Wait, what?
This is cool.
- They live in a cave, this is what I do in Minecraft,
I always go in a cave and make the whole cave my base.
- If they keep getting cooler we need to do
a main channel video where we go to them.
- If we're doing it for our main channel
and you're paying for it, I'll go.
- I'm glad I have your support.
This is $1,600 a night, it's in Spain.
- Hey, I'm in Spain, just without the S.
- Could you imagine living in a house like that?
- I would every day wake up and just feel terrible.
There's people starving and I have to have
an elevator for my house.
- You're not worthy of this.
- I don't think I am.
Where is that?
- Spain.
- Oh, that's right, I made the pain joke.
- Play the joke.
- I'm in Spain just without the S.
Maybe if I listen to my own joke.
- This is a ranch in Texas, $2,300.
- Oh, is it a ram ranch in Texas?
- No, it's actually Unspeakable, the YouTuber.
- But he's speaking.
- Wait, why is he called Unspeakable if he's speaking?
- Imagine waking up, you brush your teeth,
and then you jump off the balcony.
- Oh, take that out of context.
Imagine waking up, brushing your teeth
and then jumping off the balcony.
- That's how Unspeakable starts this day.
This is the private water slide
you were telling me about in the intro Jimmy.
- What's in the intro's in the video.
- We ain't lying, we ain't click baiting.
- Now, this is where things get extra serious.
- Where are we going Jim Jane?
- We're going to Dubai for a $12,000 a night hotel.
- Holy crap that's expensive.
- This is the Ambassador Lagoon.
- An Ambassador Lagoon, with 65,000 feet.
- Ooh, it goes under water, that's cool.
- There's a shark in there.
Yo, Tucker would love that,
I wish I was rich enough to take Tucker there.
I'm telling you--
- No, I'm not gonna sit there with you.
- You sit there beside me, and we could just get lost
in some deep conversation like some bros.
- I'd rather listen to a podcast.
- What is with you and not wanting
to do anything with me these days?
You've changed.
- That was a very nice hotel room,
12 grand a night I don't know, but it was nice.
And what's after 12 grand a night?
- 13 grand a night.
- Indeed, indeed.
- Hey, I can count.
Oh, this one's cool.
Look at all this color and this coolness.
Jimmy, I just wanna say it,
I think your extra one grand goes way farther here.
- This just makes me want travel the world
and do a hotel video on the main.
Comment if you'd watch a video on the main channel
where we stay at expensive hotels.
- Please comment so we can do it, 'cause I want to.
- This is a penthouse suite in California, okay?
Hey Casey.
- It's Case.
- Casey.
- We know this person.
- Okay, this is 18 grand a night.
Is he flying a drone or is he simulating?
- No, he's simulating flying a drone.
- That's such a Casey thing.
- Complete with adequate closet space.
- That's a Casey thing right there.
That looks like the president house thing.
- Called the White House?
- A little bit more off white if you ask me .
- No way.
- A hidden staircase,
and by staircase I meant bookcase.
- Ladies and gents watching the video,
would you spend 18 K a night there, $600,000 a month.
7.2 million a year to sleep there.
- Yeah.
- I wouldn't.
There's a royal suite at the Burj Al Arab,
I don't know if I said it right, but it's $24,000 a night.
- Whoa.
- Welcome to the Royal Suite.
- Do you get a really excited greeting?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I thought for a second this was an entrance
to the main lobby of the hotel.
She just said this is the entrance to your royal suite.
- 24 grand a day.
- It looks like the whole hotel.
- Yeah, it looks like I paid 24 grand.
- I don't know how much to even fathom with that.
- We have a 24 card gold plated TV.
- Of course. - 24 karat gold plated TV.
- The sitting area where people greet guests
and they all come to sit and relax.
That's crazy how rich people have a room
just to greet people when they come,
and they're like, "All right, now that we're done greeting,
let's get out of the--"
- Greeting room and we'll go to the living room.
- We'll go live in the living room.
- Oh, there's a mirror.
- They say a person should be able to
admire their beauty from the moment they wake up
to the moment they fall asleep.
- I admire this.
- That sounds like something someone who could
afford to spend 24 grand a night would say.
Once you can spend 24 grand a night
that's where you become so obsessed with yourself,
and the first thing you see when you wake up
has to be your face.
Of course the bed rotates, of course.
- The automatic bidet.
- Jimmy has that.
- Yeah, I have that.
I hate to bring the news to you dude,
but that's 40 bucks.
- Yeah, it's really not anything special.
- This is in the Maldives,
and this is $40,000 a night.
Oh my gosh.
Wait, is that for everything?
- So you know how most hotels are like five stars?
- Yeah. - I looked into these.
- Because you're a rich snob?
- No I'm not, we get it, you make money,
so why were you looking into 'em?
- They don't even have stars anymore.
- Will, what is this rated?
- Seven stars.
- You lied.
- Well, it's got two more stars
than they're supposed to have.
- A slide into the ocean,
no water on it, interesting choice.
- That water right there is so beautiful,
why would you ever use any other water?
- And if you thought that was crazy Chris,
we now have a $70,000 night hotel room.
- Welcome to Liechtenstein
- Liechtenstein. - The hottest new
vacation rental country in the world.
For all that dough you won't just get one hotel room,
you'll get more than 500 of them.
You also get to rename city streets,
even print your own currency.
- Wait what?
- Only for 70 grand.
- That seems like a whole key to the city.
- For 70 grand I can buy a country for a day.
- Yeah, maybe we just do that,
I bought a country for a day.
- We'll see.
Oh my gosh, this is in Las Vegas,
this is 100 grand a night.
You can rent a country cheaper
than you can rent this hotel room.
- It's ugly.
I'm sorry, I don't like the design.
- It looks all nasty too.
- Everything just kind of meshes into,
it looks very busy, I don't like it.
I'd rather rent a country, sue me.
- If I had to pick between this or a country,
I'd pick a country.
- If they had a shark I'd change everything.
- So now you would pick this over a country,
it's not even a house, it's just a giant hotel room.
- Can I just have that shark?
- Take a look at the top of this bar,
it's medical waste.
These aren't used.
- That's why it looks dirty.
- This is Necker Island, it's $128,000 tonight,
this is Richard Branson's Island.
- Haven't you talked to Richard Branson before?
Could you tell Richard
maybe we just have one night on his island,
and we'll talk about how cool it is,
and how his island is better than Jeff's.
- Jeff Bezos have an island.
I thought Jeff Bezos just took more money
than we will ever make in our life
and bought a giant boat.
- Yeah, I don't think Jeff does have an island like that,
Branson's got an island, he's winning the race.
- This is so pretty.
- It is a very pretty island.
- I wanna stay here for a main channel video.
And to top things off, we have a $250,000 a night.
- $250,000.
This is unspeakable.
- Of course.
- And also this house is incredible as well.
- If you were to stay here for four nights
it would cost you 1,000,000.
- Wow, how would we have ever came to that conclusion?
If one night is 250.
- Wait, then Chris, four nights is a million.
- Are you sure?
- It's got a beautiful pool and a beautiful view.
- That view does not look...
- That's what I'm saying,
all that money and you get
that terrible view of Houston's.
- That's not a 250 K a night type view,
I hate to break it to you guys.
You know what?
I'm fed up.
I'm gonna find a million dollar night hotel room,
and we're gonna stay at it on the main channel.
- I'm excited.
- Jokes aside, seeing all these crazy hotel rooms
makes me wanna do it on the main channel.
And we might even invite some subscribers out for it,
if you haven't already subscribed then
we'll see in the next video. - Bye.