- It makes me want to look at different...
Each conversation I have, I'm like, "Hmm, what is this,
where's the poo in this convo?"
- Oh!
- Did your parents ever say where's the poo?
- [Both Girls] No.
- Oh.
Today we're going to be playing Two Truths and a Lie.
We're gonna have three people come in,
two people are telling the truth and one person is lying.
A good way to tell if someone's lying is sometimes,
I feel like when people over-explain.
- What's gonna come down here is the questions,
the follow up questions, and how they answer those.
(buzz)
- [Lindsay] Bring 'em in.
- Okay.
- Don't be nice.
- [Ryann and Linsday] Oh.
- [Jazz] They're (beep) liars.
- [Ryann] But I don't know how to not be nice.
(laughs)
I feel the urge to wave.
- [Ryann, Lindsay, Jazz] Hi!
- [Charles, Becky, Sarah] Hello
- Put on my interrogation face, okay.
- I am a distant relative of Scott Thompson,
who is better known as Carrot Top.
- I once got a pedicure with Bill Murray.
- I've done full drag as Pitbull.
- Charles, Charles, Charles.
How did you find this out?
- So my mom's second cousin is Donna,
his mom, and, uh
(laughs)
- This one.
- And whenever her husband got a job
working, you know, for NASA,
they had to move down to Cape Canaveral.
- Wait so Carrot Top's mom, Donna,
her husband, works at NASA?
- Larry.
- [Ryann] Larry...
- Used to work. I mean he's- he doesn't anymore
- Larry and Donna
- [Ryan] Larry and Donna working at NASA, okay.
(laughs)
- [Ryann] Interesting
- Believeable.
- So have you ever met your cousin?
(laughs)
- I have met him before.
- Wow.
- I got to meet him in Vegas.
We never really, like, connected when he-
'cause I mean he was famous before I was born.
- How did he react when you met him?
- He was so nice.
He's honestly like
- Yeah he's your (beep) family.
- Yeah and I mean it's the best celeb experience
I've ever had.
- So is your hair red?
I can't tell in this lighting.
- It's not but
- Questionable
- When I grow out my beard, it's red.
- Oh but you just happen to shave your beard
before today.
- Yes.
- I feel like how he's delivering things.
I can't tell if it's very, like,
rehearsed or if it's natural.
'Cause he's changing up the, like,
speed of what he says.
- Huh, it's very thought out.
- Maybe.
(laughs)
- Can I call you Chuck?
(laughs)
- So it never came up when you were younger
that he was your cousin?
- My mom only brought it up
when we were watching some show
and she was like "you know you're related to that guy."
- How did you guys meet in the first place?
Like, you don't just run up on
Carrot Top and be like "I'm your cousin".
- My mom talked to his mom and I was like
"Could I get tickets to the show?"
And then on day-of, I basically like
talked through his people or handlers
or stuff like that and, like, I got to meet him.
- Are you sus?
- I don't know.
- Well I feel like
- I'm always sus.
- I think everything is gonna be sus today.
- Right.
- I once got a pedicure with Bill Murray.
- Oh yes.
- That's right.
- Okay.
- Once got a pedicure with Bill Murray.
- Where?
- This was in New York.
- Why?
(laughs)
- Well yeah, no wait.
- Wait like you guys went together
or you got a pedicure and he was there?
- He was there, I sat next to him.
- Oh!
- What did you guys talk about?
- Or my friend sat next to him
and I sat on the other side of her.
- Okay.
- I didn't talk to him
'cause like now he's like goes to people's
weddings and stuff.
But at the time he was still known to be
pretty standoffish and I have like a long history
of really making an ass of myself
in front of celebrities so I like,
didn't want to say anything
so I was like very silent.
But my friend chatted with him and he was very nice.
- What did his feet look like?
- Yeah what did his feet look like?
- Were they nice?
- I didn't look.
It look like he was-
- The one thing exposed and you didn't look.
(Ryann laughs)
- I was so nervous and I will say this,
he seemed to be a regular at this place.
- Was it this year, last or-
- No this was a while ago.
This was, almost, I would say almost ten years ago.
- Was he nice to the nail tech?
- Yes he was very polite and then he got a-
- Oh yeah what did he get?
Did he get a mani-pedi?
- No he got a massage afterwards.
- [Lindsay, Ryann, Jazz] Oh!
- I don't think it was that kind of massage!
- [Lindsay, Ryann, Jazz] Oh!
- That was my next question.
What is Becky short for?
- Rebecca.
- Can I call you Rebecca?
- You know what, yes.
(laughs)
- So your friend sat next to him?
- Mm-hmm.
- What's your friend's name?
- Uh my friend's name is Lisa.
- I've done full drag as Pitbull.
- [Lindsay and Ryann] Okay.
- Okay when did you start doing drag?
- Uh I don't do it regularly,
it's something I'm working towards actually
because I'm a clown.
- You're a clown?
Like in real life, like-?
- Not like red nose clown but like, yeah,
I do like some slight clowning.
- Wow, like, okay wait, clowning like
"I make jokes with my friends" or
like literally you mean like
- Like I, yeah, I wanna study like French clown.
- Wow that's very interesting.
- Why Pitbull?
- Uh why not?
(laughs)
I love Pitbull.
- So is this a wig?
That you're currently wearing?
- Currently?
- Pitbull is bald, so.
- No this is my hair
- [Jazz] I thought so.
- It's attached.
- [Ryann] Okay okay.
How did you go bald?
Did you shave your head when you did it?
- No.
- RuPaul's cap.
- I still want to know, like,
why not isn't a good enough reason for me.
- I went to school in Miami.
- Okay, what school?
- University of Miami.
- Okay.
- He's like my hype man in life.
- Have you ever met Pitbull?
- No, my biggest regret is not going
on the Pitbull cruise.
Yeah.
- Who else would you be?
- I don't know.
I'm figuring out my drag persona a little bit so,
- What'd you wear?
- Uh I had on black pants, black button down,
and a bowtie, and then, like, a blue,
I guess, sportscoat.
And then I did a chain and, like the big aviators.
- Wow. Mr. 305.
- Yeah.
- Who went with you when you did drag?
- Um, it was for like a comedy show
so, like, my improv team was all there.
- What are the members of your group's names?
- Do you want all of them?
Uh we've got Silvado, we've got Gavy,
uh we have Michelle, Rochelle,
uh, who else is it?
Darby, Chelsea, and then there's me.
- Sarah right?
- Can I call you Sar?
I'm just joking.
I'm gonna let that joke go.
(buzz)
- I mean, I know.
- Oh! We know?
- I don't know if I should tell you
'cause I wanna win.
- Wow!
That's an interesting perspective.
- Yeah we can work together.
- I definitely don't think it's these two.
- You think it's Rebecca.
- [Lindsay] Yeah.
She had to think about things.
- Yeah she really had to
guess her friend's name.
- Yeah.
- Threw me off a little bit.
- In her defense, it was 10 years ago.
- She knows her friend.
- [Ryann] Chuck and the NASA story seems
- Yeah!
- Real sketchy.
- The thing that feels weird to me
was just, like, hitting up the aunt
- Yeah
- And just being like "hey can I
go to the show?"
- I don't think that's weird.
- No?
- No.
- Do people do that?
- Yes.
- [Ryann] And then Sarah, I believe it.
I don't know.
- You know it just seems about right.
- Yeah.
- No one's blinking and it's really freaking me out.
(laughs)
- Oh!
- Maybe no one's lying.
- Wait a minute, is that a option?
Can nobody be a liar?
- Is that an option?
- [Ryann and Jazz] Oh someone's lying
- All right my vote is
I think it's Becky that's lying.
- I think I'm gonna go with Chuck.
I think Chuck's lying.
- Okay I'm gonna go with Becky as well.
(buzz)
- Telling the truth
(cheers and applause)
- I was telling the truth.
(yelling)
- That was sus.
- [Ryann] I knew it!
- I was telling a lie.
- Everything?
- Oh yeah is any of it true?
Did you go to Carrot Top's show?
Is your name Charles?
- My name is Charles
but I've never met Carrot Top,
I've never seen his show.
- Do you have a ginger beard?
- No
- Was any of it true?
- Nope.
- Larry and Donna, are those his actual parents names?
- Those are his parents names.
- Wow.
- His name is Scott Thompson.
- Oh you looked that up.
- Yeah it's on his Wikipedia page.
- Wow.
(laughs)