♪ Do you love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
- Okay cool, thanks.
- [Instructor 1] To radio model.
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- Hey y'all, it's Stephanie Poetri
and I'm going to play Expensive Taste Test.
What they're gonna do is they're gonna put two things
in front of me and I have to guess
which one I think is more expensive.
I'm just not good at things.
I don't think I'm gonna do well but you know,
it's the spirit that counts.
I am a huge David Dobrick fan, so I've seen him do this.
I don't really remember if he did well or not
because honestly he's just so cool
that like no matter what I stand.
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Should I just plug one?
I'll try the big boyfriends.
Well I plug it(laughing).
I feel like this is more of a test of my ears
then quality of headphones,
that's enough.
I do not want to show you how embarrassing my dances are.
I'm trying to be a TikTok Star out here.
Carly D'emilio teach me some moves.
Second one, so it's smaller.
It's also sitting weirdly.
It's not even on my ear.
It's like on my cartilage in the back.
But that could be better.
Maybe like it's like safer or something.
This is very obvious because this sounds like if I played it
through my phone and it fell in water,
no offense but kind of, so I think these are more expensive.
- [Instructor 2] You got it.
- Yo.
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I am a fanny pack queen.
It's my main method of transporting my items.
This can be like also just y'all messing with me.
I am aware that there are fake things that are very cheap.
You know, you look at this and you think this is a cheaper
one because it's like very simple whereas this one
is like really extra so you have some more kind of.
I don't even know what like fake leather feels like.
Is this even leather?
I know nothing.
By weight, the red one is heavier.
So I'll say actually the red one for this one.
I think you guys are trying to play with my mind,
but if I'm wrong can we reduce?
I think the red one is more expensive.
They do me like that though.
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All right, I know nothing about tennis.
This is a tennis racket, right?
But I did play badminton.
They're kind of similar in the sense
that it's like a racket.
I'm going to act cool for a minute and like(chuckles).
All right, this is very light, very heavy,
very light not heavy.
I don't know if that's a good thing.
That one is a lot less heavy.
The strings look a lot better.
This one is good for beginners, whereas this one is better
if you have like arm strength already.
I'll say, oh my gosh, I'm gonna lose my streak.
This one is more expensive.
- [Instructor 3] I'm sorry, you're wrong.
- It's okay.
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How is that?
I just started getting into lashers so,
what do you think of your mine?
Them on myself, which is very difficult, but I did it.
Okay there's a thick boy and a skinny boy.
This one feels softer, which I know is like ideal
'cause you don't wanna stab your eye.
You see how this one, it kind of goes up
and down like it's like 3D.
I think that means it's more expensive but honestly,
I could be wrong and I could just be ruining my life.
Is this more expensive(laughs)?
I've slacked 50% that's like, what is that, like a D minus?
Is that a passing grade?
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- Where are these going sour ribbons
sour TAFEs are rainbows.
I feel like this one is just more like vibrant.
It could either be richer in taste
or it's just a lot of food coloring.
Maybe I should try out.
They're good either way
but they're gonna take a while(laughs).
Just like answer more for you?
Am I multi-bunker now?
They do taste really different.
My favorites in the factory tastes like this,
whereas this one it's like, oh, this is the candy itself.
This is like gum now.
What does that mean?
I like this one more, but I don't have good tastes.
So I think this one I like it more,
but that means it's not an expensive one.
This one is the more expensive one.
I got it.
All because I know that I have bad taste(laughs).
(mellow music)
Water(laughs).
Which one should I try first?
I'll try the blue one for this.
Oh, tastes like water.
Okay, let's try this one.
This one tastes colder which I don't think means
it's more expensive but I feel like this came
from a mountain and this came from a tap.
But if I'm wrong, I'm so sorry.
Let's just do little.
I feel like this one, the blue one is more expensive.
- [Instructor 4] You got it.
- Wow, I know.
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I keep saying karaoke.
The Indonesian's Karaoke.
So are these karaoke mics?
My friend has this
and she brings them to school and annoys people.
It's not one of these though.
- [Instructor 1] The Bluetooth device is ready to pair.
- Okay, wait.
I feel like I'm in the karaoke now.
Hey look,
♪ do you love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, yeah ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
Okay cool, thanks.
- [Instructor 1] To radio model.
- Well lately I've been choosing the one
that looks more expensive and this one looks more expensive.
Try turning it on.
It's on.
Hello.
♪ Only is a bit of your touch ♪
Okay cool(laughs).
Just from quality
and like that fancy like goodbye hello is really nice.
So I think I'm gonna be wrong,
but this one is more expensive.
I know right.
Okay, I'm sorry.
That was like a bit too much.
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I used a mask last night.
I love masks but I know nothing about them.
So I'll probably get it wrong, but I'm gonna touch it.
Cool thing with this one is that
it's like has two layers, right?
You see, I don't know if that makes it better or not.
I can never use masks like all over my face
because the nose part is always too short for me.
Like your girl has a witch nose.
Just like squeeze this part and like pray over my face
to get all of the essence out.
Is it cute or am I glad it's thicker?
It's like...
And I won't rip this one I feel like.
You know this is like stronger.
Like that's not ripping.
Sometimes you rip your masks and you're like,
oh man, why didn't I do that?
I don't know, I'll choose this one.
- [Instructor 5] You got it.
- Yay, I got it.
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I will get this wrong because I know nothing about makeup.
Is it visual?
This one is thicker and this one is liquideer.
Don't know what that means.
Thick boy first.
Oh it's not that thick to very thin.
I also feel like it's not gonna dry down anytime soon.
That's a beauty guru thing I've learned along.
Thin boy, yeah.
This one is way like more pigmented.
Can you even see the top one?
I can't.
Hey well I sure hope I got this right
because if not then y'all just wasted $200.
This one, the more liquidy one, is the more expensive one.
Oh my God.
This is great for you, but this is so rude of her.
Am I passing?
I'm passing, which is ideal.
Thank you so much for watching
my Expensive Tastes Test with Cosmo.
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It's been great.
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Let me know which one you prefer.
Thank you for watching.
It's been Stephanie Poetri, goodbye.
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