- Nothing says I love you like beef jerky.
- Let's talk about that.
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- Good mythical morning.
- It's Whatever Wednesday, where we talk about,
- [Together] Whatever.
- Valentine's Day, whew, it's a big one this year.
It's coming up.
- Especially big.
- Tuesday, so let's get whatever with that,
let's talk about it. - We will.
- I believe that I have stumbled upon a website
that sells a product that may very well be
the best guy gift for Valentine's Day ever invented.
SayItWithBeef.com.
- Say no more.
- Sells bouquets of flowers that are made
100 percent out of beef jerky.
- This is an exciting development.
- Look at it, it looks amazing.
Look, you can get roses, in original, peppered, or teriyaki.
This is one guy's brain child.
- Another man's bouquet.
- One man's brain child is another man's bouquet?
- Yeah. - Yes, that's not
their slogan, their slogan is say it,
- Well, they missed out.
- Say it with beef.
So he was selling these things for 35 bucks,
and I'm like, I'm gonna get Rhett one.
- Oh thanks for thinking of me.
- I'm gonna get myself one and I'll share with Rhett,
but the guy's sold out, he was overwhelmed with demand,
and from all I could tell it's just like one guy
with a great idea and a good-looking website.
- And he wasn't prepared for the demand.
- He wasn't prepared for the demand, but that doesn't mean
that you can't make one on your own.
It certainly doesn't mean that
we didn't make one on our own.
- Look at this, a mythical beef jerky bro-quet,
and we don't just have roses.
- I didn't mention that he calls it a bro-quet,
which is a genius name, too.
- Oh I didn't make that up?
- You didn't make it up, but we made
our own beef jerky bro-quet, here it is.
- We got roses, we got tulips, we got daisies,
we got, I don't know what this is.
- This is a mythical flower that Colin and Eddie made,
this is their handiwork, great job.
- Pick one and enjoy it.
I'm gonna take what I believe is a tulip.
- I think, and I think you're supposed to eat
the whole flower at once.
- Oh, you try that.
My incisors did nothing to that.
- I'm gonna abort that mission, but,
it's, there's some sort of threading in here.
- [Stevie] Be careful, there's needles, might be in there.
- Oh there's needles?
- [Stevie] That's what I was just told.
- Are you freaking kidding me?
- [Stevie] Rhett looks like he may have gotten one.
- I just put the whole thing in my mouth.
I put it halfway down my throat, and you're like,
by the way, there could be needles?
- There may be a needle in that, but I didn't taste it.
- I mean after I pulled it out of my mouth,
I saw, like, thread.
Eddie's like grinning over there.
Are there needles in here?
- There's just toothpicks and maybe a little thread,
but nothing you can't digest.
- At any point that I'm like,
you gotta be like, Stop!
Man, I know where the loyalties lie here
and it's with the beef jerky, not me.
- I, as a man, I would be completely satisfied
to receive this, not just from you Link,
but also from my wife on Valentine's Day.
I don't know is she knows about this,
- That's a good tasting flower.
she doesn't watch the show.
- It's a great idea.
- I'll have to tell her about it.
- That's actually a little spicy.
- She does watch the show.
- It is a great idea, I would love to get it,
but I don't think this is the greatest gift
that men can get on Valentine's Day.
I mean, just for me personally, I mean,
what do I want for Valentine's Day?
I just want to make my wife happy,
I just want to get through it,
and on the other side of that,
- You need some tips with that?
I'll give you a tutorial.
- I'm working on it, I mean,
it's not that she's got some super high standard
that she's like, oh, it's on, you better
do me right this Valentine's Day.
- No, I know you what you mean, our wives do a lot.
- But I love her, I want to deliver, man.
- And our wives do a lot to plan, our wives like plan
our lives, and what we're gonna do, and where we're
gonna go, not like we're little children
that need planning. - But kinda.
- Like, if we're gonna go on a date, like they worry
about getting child care.
- Well they're more conscientious about,
- They make a lot of reservations for things.
- Enriching the lives of our family.
- And so Valentine's Day is like the one chance
that we have to, like, we're gonna do the planning,
It is our responsibility to do this.
And now, a lot of people out there are like,
I don't do Valentine's Day, because it's just
a commercial thing that was invented,
- To sell cards. - By Hallmark.
Well, however we got to this point,
- I've toyed with that theory, but,
- Whether it's commercial or not, here's the deal,
that is a total cop out, because every day is
an opportunity to show love to your significant other,
and you sure as heck better do it on the day
when we've all agreed to do it.
You can't be the one, oh, this is too commercial,
I'm opting out, no, this is when you definitely
need to do it, commercialized or not.
- The pressure's on, though, I'm feeling it.
- I gotta say, I'm proud of myself, I have taken care
of the Valentine's Day plans, it is in the bag
and ready to go, now,
- You didn't get her that, did you?
- No I didn't, after 15 years of marriage,
the expectation level of my wife from me
has sort of leveled out a little bit.
- Leveled out a little bit.
- So instead of expecting me to make a reservation
unprompted, she does, she did about two weeks ago,
she said, have you made reservations for Valentine's Day,
she asked that question, she's not upset
about asking that question.
- But right when she asked that question,
do you like in your, do you audibly hear like,
doom, doom, doom right after it.
- No, I was prepared, I said yes, and by yes I meant
I will as soon as this conversation is over,
make reservations, and that is what I did,
I made the reservation,
- She saw it in your eyes.
- I called the babysitter, taken care of.
And then I said I'm going to get her a gift,
but she was already thinking about that, and she said
in that same conversation, I really need
some workout clothes, I was like, hint received.
Not really a hint, she just told me what I needed
to get her, but again, 15 years in marriage
she knows that it's the thought that counts,
she's gonna give me some direction.
- And the thoughts come from her.
- Right, and what I did is then I went and I searched
women's workout clothing, and I was overwhelmed with,
- Hadn't done that before.
- Well, let's save that for later.
But I was overwhelmed with a sea of women in spandex,
and now, everywhere I go, look, you can see
I've got my just Google search image up here,
my Google search, every ad that I get for every website
I go to is just women in spandex now.
I'm drowning in women in spandex,
I'm not complaining about it,
but what I did find out is that,
- Breathe through your nose, not your mouth.
- I couldn't narrow it down to, I don't feel like
I'm equipped to get the right spandex for my wife,
so I copped out a little bit, got her a gift certificate,
but I got a high-dollar gift certificate,
she's gonna be able
to cover herself in spandex three to four times over.
And I guarantee you she's gonna be happy,
I've done my part, what about you?
- So now you're applying the pressure too,
come on, we gotta have some - Accountability.
- Gotta have some sort of buddy system here, man,
are you here to help me, - I'm here to help.
- Or to judge me.
First of all, can I at least say for a second,
that it is, I mean you looked at all these spandex,
and then you got a gift certificate.
Is the gift certificate made of spandex at least?
- It could be.
- That would be smart.
- I feel a little bit bad about not getting her
a specific thing, but listen, I don't want the spandex
to be too tight or too loose, or get into
lots of trouble when that happens.
- I'm helping you out right now, I'm helping you out.
Wrap the gift card in spandex.
- Okay, alright, what are you gonna do?
- She'll love that.
Well I made plans for this Sunday, so I got
a pre-Valentines thing going on.
I think that's a good idea, because I'm able to give her
more time with me from lunch all the way through dinner,
as opposed to Tuesday night, where it's limited,
so I'm giving her the gift of myself,
which is risky, but we're gonna grab lunch somewhere,
and then hopefully get into a museum.
I say hopefully because it's a really popular museum,
and you can't, you just can't walk in the door,
you literally have to wait outside, sometimes for hours.
- Sounds like a great time.
- But if you do get in, I'm told it's awesome.
And then after that, I have made reservations,
I have secured reservations for Sunday night
at a really nice restaurant.
- Okay, just as an innocent bystander here,
it seems to me like you have made plans for all day,
but the main plan is waiting in a line for a museum
that you may or may not get into.
I'm just trying to help you out, this could go wrong,
a lot could go wrong with this, I mean, do you have a gift?
- Well I'm gonna be with her out there.
- Okay, but what is the gift?
Besides yourself.
- I'm still working on that, I don't have one yet,
I'm thinking maybe spandex.
- Okay, well, you need a gift that is like a failsafe
for whether or not you get into the museum
- Quality time.
- How about a museum-themed gift?
Like something that's like, hey baby, I thought that
we may not be able to get into this museum,
but I brought the museum to you, and then you, it's like,
- Like a model of the museum?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- I got you a paperweight that looks like a museum?
- No, like a piece of modern art,
it's like a modern art place, right?
- Yeah, it is.
- So that could be anything, that could be like
a crumpled up piece of paper dipped in wax.
- Oh, yeah.
- You could be like, this is famous.
- And very expensive.
- I think you're gonna be alright, high five.
- I'll let you know.
- Yeah, keep us updated.
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