(Humming) (dafuq?)
(Confusion)
WOAH!
(Running and Trying to not Get Sucked in)
(Screaming down the Pipe)
Disco, give it to ya motherfuck, baby! u gonna get it, o yea, o yea (ok 0_0)
(Pain)
Mario: (Slowly saying Mama F*cker)
Mario: WOAH! (He Finally Discovers Los Santos, Hooray)
Mario: Mama-Mia!
Mario: (Excitement Crying)
[Gibberish Much]
SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!(i want to die)
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!(please dont say it's raping time!)
It'sa Mario Time!(oh shit)
BOOM!
Los Santos Citizens: (Panicing like Shit and also keel me)
Mario: DAMN IT!
(Confusion Much)
Mario: HEY STINKY! Hello!
Hobo: IM STARVING, I WANNA EAT YO BABIES!(ew gay!!!!!!!!)
Mario: No! Take a this!(oh god no! not the shrooms)
(hobo gets high)
Hobo: I'm A Fuckin' Pretty Princess!
(Ya Indeed)
YEAAAA! :D
BOOM!(rip los santos)
Mario: Mama-Mia.(thats why never be a drug dealer or else)
DOUBLE BOOM!(double ded?)
Mario: Mama-Mia.
(Same thing)
Mario: Hmm? WOAH!(hallelujah!)
Hey Hey He
y Hey Hey Hey Hey(dat face be like)
Mario: Have Ya Got Any Food?
(Insert Hot Dog Making Here) (new style for cooking food?)
(He Sells the Hot dog For 20$. Very Cheap.)
Mario: SHET! Come Onnnn...
(Uhh no thanks)
Mario: Oh You're so good!!(bruh)
OWOWOWOWOWOW!
And Mario Figures out the WORLD IS SIDEWAYS!
!
Mario Does Want a Refund...
Hey, piss off!(it was at that moment he knew...he fucked up)
Mario: U SONOF A BETCH!
What?
Mario: YOU ARE DED,(i know)
BIAAATCH!
MISSION PASSED!! RESPECT- +$200(san andreas on GTA V idk :/)
1 star!(ok now marios fucked up to)
UR DED, BIG BOI
Mario: Oh look it's a turtle.(don't think that it is...i dont know)
Citizen: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU JUST KILLED MY TURTLE! (2 stars!)
Mario: That'sa so nice!!
Cops: STAHP RIGHT THERE!
One Cop: Oh! BULLSH**!(really)
WAAAAAAAAOOOOOOHHHHH!
Woah! Hmm?
Nobody plays me like that!
You come after my business, I come after you.
PLEASE DONTA HURT MEH
Sexy little thing, you.
AHHH!!
Mario: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
Helpless Man, On Fire, Cause of Mario's Idioticness.(really mario .. this is not the mario dimension) kinda real life
Oh, what the hell?
Mario (In Background): DAH, SH**!
Man, what the hell is that?!
...
Hell yeah! Eh, good shootin', man!
Mario: Thank You Very Much, Thank You, Thank-(waut what)
(3 stars!)
WHAAA!!!
ITS DA POLICE!
POLICE OFFICA OF DA LAW: STOP BREAKING DA LAW, ASSHOLE!(police is flying angels confirmed)
Oh, shit, man! Everytime with this shit(ok i messed up with subtiles here i am sorry smg4 senpai)
Mario: No! *Inaudible Gibberish*
Man, shit! So who the fuck are you, anyway?
It'sa me, SUPER MARIO!
wut
*Game Shown, Im done, Mario Thinks.*
That's a stupid ass game.
TRIGGERED
Mario: OH HELL NO!(ok i think i gotta end this shit right here bye and enjoy the rest)
Police: HEY FUCKER!
Haters gonna hate, I rap cuz ur faint
Mario: *Panicking and Getting in the Truffade Adder, Franklin's "New" Car*
Ah, I don't believe this shit. You sure you're heart can take this, man?
Mario:*Jumps* Oh yea! Mario number one!
*Car flying*(Mario will die)
*Mario panics like a little bitch* (I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN! >:( )
Yeehaw!
*Car got rekt*
Yaaay!
*Mario is ded*
That's something to look forward to.
Hey, I need some help over here!
Mario:Nooooooooooo!! (DO IT , MARIO!)
Mario: *Randomly Shooting* (He is either scared or he has a heart attack.)
*Background Music* BOOM! HEADSHOT!
I've been set here to save you! (but who's gonna save you?)
Yeah, all of you!
Mario:*still screaming*
BOOM!!!!!1HEADSHOT!
*angry pussies*
You gotta be bullshitting me, man.
Mario:Mamaf*cker!
You gotta watch out, fool!
Hey, listen to this motherfucker!
*Mario has to panic since his driving skills is nothing.*
Mario: *Eats the shrooms, not smoke them*
Oh, come on, homie! Get off that thing!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHHHHOOOOAAA
*Mario Kart Music*
Shit, yo ass must be high or somethin'.
Look at the pretty colors!
*Mario Still Insane*
BOOM!!!!ROADKILL!!!!
What the fuck?!
pingas power
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This is total bullshit! Hand over, bitch!!
Both: (Screaming)
Police: COME HERE! ... GET OVER HERE!
Dispatch: Damn It, He got Away, You Idiot!
Police: FUUUUUUUUU!
Hey! that was pretty good!
(Franklin punches)
sans in 3
sans in 2
sans in 1
Hello!
Mario: JESUS!
(And Of course, T gets hurt)
Oh, shit, what is this bullshit?
Man, I don't know!
Oh, Delicious! Are you a man or an ugly chick?
Mario: Hey, SHUT UP!
Since when was there A frying pan in GTA 5?
You know what, this is kinda rude.
Mario: Say I'm a Hungry, Have you Got Any Food?
Mario: WOOAAAAHH...
*Hard Breathing*
Oh, oh! Ah, you are kidding me.
Citizens: *Panicing*
(Random Music)
What the hell?! Why do you exist?
And I thought I was the idiot around here.
Ah, Shut up! I'm not having a good day!
*And Michael Gone Crazy.* Don't make me lose my patience!
You're not fooling anyone, buddy. We all think your a dick.
Sure looks that way, home!
YEAH I GUESS THAT`S THAT, MOTHERFUCKER!
Uh, I don't think so, you got a good reason for that?
I'm not sure what to say about that..... Well, hell yes!
You have got to be shitting me! (Same with me, I`d be like that also.)
I'm no longer finding this so funny!
Michael Has gone Insane to Panic and kill Himself with a Sticky Bomb -_-
*bewm*
Mario: FINE!
Cashier: Hello Sir, May I take Your Order?
Mario (Acting Like SpongeBob): ALRIGHT, PUT THE SPAGHETTI IN THE BAG! PUT IT IN!
Cashier: OH HELLLL NO! Mmm-mm!
Mario: Fine! (Where`d he Get that RPG?)
Cashier: OH FUCK!!!
Damn!
What the hell?
Franklin: *Facepalm*
*Michael Raging like Shit*
I'm clearly... not thinkin straight
BIG mistake.
OHMYGOD!
I'm a drunken loon..
Where the fu-
What the ff-
WHY THE FUCK?!
I love u
I- I think I love you.
Oh. Daddy likes this one. You gettin hot?
I'm hot.
Mario: Wonderful!
Move that sweet ass!!
Oh, no, man, no!!!
(5 STARS, MOFO!! >:D)
Great! Cops.
Some Police Officer: STAHP RIGHTT THEREE
dedz
no. no, no, no god! NO GOD PLZ NO DON'T DO IT
Mario: WHY CAN`T WE BE FRIENDS?
...
(999 STARS BOI)
(Screaming)
POLICE OFFICA OF DA LAW: STOPPPP BREAKINGGG THE LAWWW ASSHOLE!
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subtitles r hard man. i want credit: sans. yup, ikr, original name. hell, all i did was edit. props to whoever tried to get everything. (police dancin' in background)
Hey you forgot me, RobloxManlyTom, I fixed some stuffs!
(still dancin')