- It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Here, let me show you.
- [Voiceover] Stop.
- Oh.
It's coming in two weeks.
- [Voiceover] They said I wasn't a good dad,
but then I bought a mall!
- [Voiceover] Now that he has, has a mall,
he's the bestest of them all.
- [Voiceover] Listen to my sons you see,
for they are normal, just like me.
- [Voiceover] We is normal, just like he.
He, he has some, just like me.
- [Voiceover] The mall has stars.
- [Dana] The mall has stars.
- [Voiceover] You're impossible, I just said that.
I just said that, Dana.
- [Voiceover] Live on tape from Orlando, Florida,
it's Morgan Evans.
- Hey everybody, what is up, Orlando?
Man, we got a great show for you tonight,
but first I'm gonna need a five...
- [Crowd] One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
- That was the best one I ever heard, almost.
Okay everybody, welcome to the Teen Wolf After After Show.
So, there was a new Teen Wolf tonight, y'all see this?
They were playing lacrosse again.
Now that's a fun sport.
You know, all my ex's play lacrosse.
When they see me, they lacrosse the street.
(weak applause)
- Okay, all jokes aside,
we have an amazing show for you tonight.
But first things first, a message from our sponsors.
Hey Karen, real quick,
Gimme a call back.
I'm still here somewhere.
I'm in here, you know,
and Toby's not doing too well,
he's gonna fail history, if anything, give Toby a call.
He's still your son.
And now a message from our sponsors.
- [Voiceover] Tonight's episode of the Teen Wolf
After After Show is brought to you
by jingley jangley keys.
When you got a pair of keys,
you gotta jingle 'em around
to make 'em have noise.
(dramatic piano music)
- They still need us.
- They always need us.
- You know, I need you.
You know that.
- I need you, too.
- [Voiceover] Keys!
Ways to make noise to ruin a heartfelt moment.
(standby noise)
- Now this show is on the web,
but Teen Wolf is on television.
Did you know that movies are also there?
It's true.
Let's see what the cast of Teen Wolf's favorite movies are.
Am I saying that right? Movies?
- [Voiceover] So what's your favorite movie?
- My favorite movie, of all time?
- Well it's hard, I have a lot of favorite movies.
- What's my favorite movie? Oh that's easy: Cocktail.
Tom Cruise? Come on, baby.
- Oh, my favorite movie's Cocktail!
- Cocktail.
(clicking sounds)
- Cocktail.
- Probably Harold and Maude.
- Cocktail.
- He can spin the thing in his hand like this,
and then pour it.
He can pour like three drinks at once like that.
- And he's like...
- He flips the bottle and pours the...
- He's like...
- Like spinning it, you know?
- Actually, it's breaking news,
this is the first time I'm telling anyone about this.
But I actually got cast in the remake as Cocktail.
It's called Cocktail 2: Full Throttle.
(upbeat pop music)
- And now it's time for the part of the show
where I sit down with the cast of Teen Wolf
and, God dammit, I did leave the stove on!
I knew it.
My cats are dead.
Am I talking out loud?
- Sure are.
- Okay. I am joined right now by Khylin Rambo.
How's it going, Khylin?
- Going great.
- [Morgan] Thank you so much for coming in,
really appreciate it.
- 'Course.
Kinda had to.
- Last season of Teen Wolf, gotta, you know,
set some things a rest. Finish it up.
- Yes.
- So let's get into it,
when you were taken by the Dread Doctors., remember that?
- Yeah, I remember that.
- Did they turn you into a robot?
- I already told you multiple times,
it was the beast, I'm not,
I didn't turn into a robot or anything.
- No, yeah yeah yeah. Cool.
- Remember the big thing, yeah, that was me.
- No, it's just, online fans have been, like, speculating,
that you're some sort of metal robot.
- Yeah, that's not me, though, so yeah.
- [Morgen] Okay, yep, no sweat.
- Yeah, we've talked about this.
- Yeah, I know, we were talking about it earlier,
I just wanted to make sure we got it on camera.
- You said you weren't gonna say it on camera, though.
- But alright.
- I just, like to do it now.
So, quick follow up, why are you lying?
- Why, about the, robot thing?
- Yeah.
- I'm not lying about the- there's no one,
I actually have not found anyone else that thought
Mason was a robot.
- Oh, that's, I've heard it a couple times online.
People are, we'll just, yeah, we'll just move, moving on.
- Okay, let's move on, please.
- Alright next question,
do you remember what your first day on set was?
- Yeah, I was extremely nervous.
But I had my homie, Dylan, there.
- Yeah, which Dylan?
- Spray.
- [Morgan] Of course.
- Dinkleberry, is what I call him.
But, yeah, and I was really nervous,
and I didn't know, like, how everyone was gonna be,
but I was actually really happy that
everyone was super chill.
- [Morgan] Yeah, totally.
What was, like, the most surprising thing
about joining the show?
- Man, how much I was gonna be apart of it,
and how many people actually accepted me because it's like,
it was already a successful show
- [Morgan] Right.
- And it was almost like double-dutch, like,
they already were flowing and I had to kinda
jump in and...
- [Morgan] Sure.
- Hopefully people liked me and people love Mason.
So I was, I was very surprised by that.
- That is great. Alright next question.
- [Khylin] Okay.
- Mason is actually a robot, true or false?
- That is so false, it's false, it's false, false.
- [Morgen] I'll write it down.
- If there's any other robot questions,
can you just please...
- False.
- False, false.
- [Morgan] Great, yeah, we got lots more. Okay.
- Lots more robot?
- Yeah, you'll like this, no no no.
- Do you think you're gonna die,
in the show or in real life?
- I think I'm, I think I'm gonna die in real life, yeah.
- [Morgan] Yeah.
- I mean, I plan on it, it's gonna happen.
- [Morgan] Yeah sure, how about on the show?
- On the show, I don't think so.
- Really. Do you think anybody's gonna go?
- It's Teen Wolf, yeah.
- It's, yeah, exactly.
Who, if you had to bet, like who do you think it's gonna be?
- Maybe, like, Scott's mom, ouch.
- Oh, bleep, that'd be tough.
- I'm sorry, Melissa, but, wouldn't that?
- [Morgan] Dude, that would be intense.
- Wouldn't that hurt?
- It's like every woman that Scott McCall meets
is just gonna die.
- Yeah, oh God, no no no.
- It's like Allison, oh man.
- That'd be too much. That'd be too much.
- [Morgan] That'd be way too much.
- Way too much.
- Well here's praying that it's Lydia. So...
- Savage.
- What supernatural powers would you want,
and don't say super-hearing,
because that one's mine and everybody says it.
- Okay, super-hearing sucks as a supernatural power,
by the way.
- What?
- It sucks as a supernatural-
It sucks as-
It sucks! Yeah, okay, thank you. Your power sucks.
- Yeah, what would you pick?
- I would pick Parrish's fire's really cool,
I wish there was flying things, but I feel like
if there was flying things I would have to, like,
grow wings and I don't want that.
- And then you could just, like, leave Beacon Hills, though.
- Definitely.
- These people should be outta there. I hope, yeah.
- I don't know, who sends their children there,
like, it's like an execution chamber.
- Okay, Mason was the beast, right?
- Yes.
- Okay, great. The beast wasn't human.
- Yeah, correct.
- Okay, great, so would you agree that Mason wasn't a human
much like a robot?
- Oh my.
- Yeah, no, I think you're right.
- [Morgan] Right.
- Okay.
- Okay, so now we're getting somewhere.
Do you eat microchips?
- No, I don't eat...
- Okay.
- If that's the rest of this interview,
then I think we should just...
- No that's fine, so...
- No more robot things.
- No sweat. So the message boards over at
www.freeminesweeper.com insist that you're
character is made of metal.
Do you care to respond?
Okay, we'll move on.
Now there is a magnet under your chair
and that's why you can't get up.
(Khylin laughs)
- If you were wondering why you couldn't get up,
it's 'cause there's a magnet under your chair,
it's 'cause you're a metal robot.
- I actually hate that, that was really funny,
but I hate that.
- Well, it's been a pleasure watching you on the show,
it's been a pleasure working with you,
really appreciate it.
- Thank you, same to you.
- Oh, really cold hands.
(jazz music plays)
- Alright, you're getting your ass kicked out there,
you know what to do, turn into a wolf!
Bring up the bark.
- I can't, coach, I wanna fight as a human.
- Then you're gonna fight him as a human and kick his ass!
(growling)
- You turned into a wolf!
You're killing him!
Go easy, you're killing him!
You're ripping him apart with your wolf nails.
What was that?
You know, we here at the Teen Wolf After After Show
really like to give you all the
behind the scenes action possible.
In fact, we had the directors of this season
take a look at some of their favorite scenes,
and give you some insight.
- [Voiceover] Hey there, it's me, Clarence Clampett,
director of this episode.
Here to give you a little bit of insight
into a few of my favorite scenes.
Now, if you take a look here, you'll see that Scott
is walking around like a cool little guy.
That was my idea.
The script said he should squat down and chirp
all of his lines like a wounded bird.
I thought that was weird and bad, so I changed it.
That's what a director does.
Now this scene here has a really fun Easter egg in it.
Just before filming, I gave Shelley an Easter egg
and told her to keep it in her pocket for the whole scene.
Isn't that fun?
Yeah, that's fun.
Okay, now listen to this line, ready?
- You were gone for three months.
- That line took us two days of shooting
to get it just right.
Tyler kept messing it up and we didn't know why.
I had a sneaking suspicion
that it was maybe one of his teeth that was rotten
and was spoiling the words.
But, I didn't know which tooth it was,
so we just kept plucking his teeth out one by one
until we got the right rotten tooth.
That's kinda my signature style.
Of course, by then he had no teeth.
And it all looked a little odd,
so props had to make him some new teeth
outta some spare dog bones that had been lying around.
I remember that I wanted to try to get this next scene
in just one take, no cuts.
Now this can be really hard, but if you do it right,
it really pays off.
Okay, let's see if I did it. Ready?
- It's way back in the school.
- You wanna split up?
- Never again.
- Nope. Looks like we did cut. Oh well.
That's a shame.
Alright, that's just a little look into the mind of me,
Clarence Clampett, director of Teen Wolf.
- Well that's it for us here
at the Teen Wolf After After Show,
a subsidiary of the Voorhees Foundation,
and a proud partner of the McGlooklin Group.
I've been your host, Morgan Evans,
and when I'm not doing this, I cease to exist.
- It's a real quality about this to stand there
and look at you guys.
It's not attacking.
- Scratching my privates.
Get me off of the camera!
- And I guess you've notice the little...
- Scratching my downstairs, what?
(beeping music)
- Hey everybody, welcome to the After After After Show.
A show I got roped into because I didn't read my contract.
Alright, I'm your host, Morgan Evans, and kids,
you should always read your contract, alright?
So, bleep you, Greg.
Today is a nice clip and this is it.
Is that good, does that fill the requirement?
Great.
More enthusiasm?
Hi, everybody.
Welcome to the Teen Wolf After After Show.
A show I can't wait to get my hands on.
(fake laughs)
Like that?
Hey everybody, welcome to the Teen Wolf After After Show.
I hope you're bleeping happy, Greg.
- [Greg] That was good, yeah.
- Thank you.
- So Tyler, I hear you're hosting...
- I'm hosting something.
- Yeah, I hear you're hosting a segment for Wolf Watch.
- That's right.
I am, and it's gonna be a lot better than your hosting.
- Really?
- Really.
- You wanna prove it right now?
- Let's do it.
- [Both] Host off!
(cracker goes off)
- Ready?
- Yes, I'm ready.
- Alright, three, two, one, go.
Hi, I'm Morgen Evans and welcome to
The After After Show.
I'm sitting down with Dylan O'Brien
who I think is so much cooler than Tyler Posey.
And I'm gonna ask him all a bunch of cool questions
- And it's gonna be the coolest thing in the world,
and I'm gonna fart...
- Fine! You win.
You win.
- Thank you.
- I can lift more, though.
- Lift what?
Oh my God.