Hi.
- Hey. - Hey.
Where have you been?
I just got back from the vet.
She's not gonna make you wear
one of those big plastic cones, is she?
She says Marcel's humping thing's not a phase.
Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity.
Hey, he beat ya
She says, as time goes on he's gonna start getting
aggressive and violent.
So what does this mean?
I might have to give him up.
[instrumental music]
I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks!
I mean, I don't get it. I mean, you just got him.
How could he be an adult already?
I know. I know.
I mean, one day he's this little thing
and then before you know it
he's this little thing I can't get off my leg.
Isn't there any way you can keep him?
No. No, the vet said that unless he's in a place
where he has regular access to some..
...monkey lovin'..
...he's just gonna get vicious.
You know, I-I've-I've just gotta get him into a zoo.
How do you get a monkey into a zoo?
I know that one.
No, that's popes into a Volkswagen.
Well, we're applying to a lot of them.
And naturally, our first choice
would be one of the bigger state zoos
you know, like San Diego.
Oh-h, right?
But that may just be a pipe dream
because, you know, he's outta state.
Uh, my, my vet knows someone at Miami
so, so that's a possibility
Yeah, but that's, like, two blocks away from the beach
I mean, it's a total party zoo.
Oh.
(female announcer) 'This is the final boarding call'
'for Flight 67 San Diego'
'boarding at Gate 42A.'
Okay. Goodbye, little monkey guy.
I, I wrote you this poem.
- I'm just.. - Oh.
Okay, but don't eat it till you get on the plane.
"Thank you, Aunt Phoebe"
Oh.
Okay. Bye, champ.
Now, I know there's gone a lot of babes in San Diego..
but remember, there's also a lot to learn.
Hmm.
I don't know what to say, Ross.
Uh, it's a monkey.
No, just s-say what you feel, Joey.
Marcel, I'm hungry.
That was good.
[clears throat]
Marcel, this is for you.
- Oh. - It's, uh..
Just, you know, somethig to, uh...do on the plane.
Uh, if you guys don't mind, I'd like to take a moment
just me and him.
- Oh. - Sure.
- Go ahead. - Absolutely.
- Oh! - Oh! Uh..
Marcel, come here, come here.
Come here.
Well, buddy..
...this is it.
There's just a couple of things I wanted to say.
I'm really gonna miss you.
I'm never gonna forget about you.
You've been more than just a pet to me.
You've, you've been more like a be.. Okay.
Marcel, would you..
Marcel, would you.. Ple, would you leave my leg alone?
Would you just stop humping me for two seconds?
Marcel, would you, okay, would you..
Just take him away, Just take him.