So what you're saying is...
every night I shock, shock!!
[Intro music]
I'm just going to start this off by saying Soozee is the worst.
Soozee why did you pick this? This is terrible.
[Sighs] So Soozee was perusing on G-market and she decided to buy us the electric shock lie detector.
Which isn't even Korean. I don't think it's even Korean.
There's nothing in here Korean.
Why did you- she just wanted to see us be in pain
The reason is why is because this has been on some of the variety shows in Korea. (Ooh)
(That makes sense.) I've never seen this myself. Soozee could be lying to us-
I don't know. (Yea, Soozee's like, "yes, variety show.")
All these cool people in Korea uses this. (All the hip people. Taka taka taka.)
Anyhow, this is a lie detector, question thingy. It buzzes you if you're lying and its supposedly painful.
Off, low, and high. (Okay) We should put it on high. (No, are you crazy?)
Well, here's the scary part. It actually says in the back that this is not made for people with
heart problems, people who are pregnant, and people who have epilepsy.
Ducky, I don't want to do this. (There's 4 levels. We're putting it on level 2.)
One. (No.) One. (We're putting it on level 2.)
Easy. Kay, we ready?
Ducky [inaudible]
Professional. (Let's do this!)
Soozee actually compiled a bunch of questions.
We absolutely do not know. She did it without our knowing. (No, no)
It is time to proceed. Analyze.
[Strange noises]
I am calm. I am the wind in the willows.
I am the waters of Lake Titikaka.
I'm the breeze between your buttcheeks.
Kay, it says its ready.
I sometimes smell my own armpits.
Yes.
Yes!
YES!!
[Laughter]
If you had to choose who would you choose?
Wolverine?
Or Loki?
Oh my god.
Loki.
Oh my god, because I like Wolverine so much and he's such a nice, great guy and he could definitely defend me
but Loki has a definite scary hotness about him.
But he's a bad person. How could I choose Loki over Wolverine? [crying]
I've betrayed you.
Have you ever farted in the studio?
Oh my god, like, when have I not farted? Yes, a hundred times yes.
Its part of the tradition- fart. True.
Oh god. It smells so bad.
[Simon crying & Martina laughing]
Leigh~ Leigh~ Leigh~ Leigh~ Leigh, save me!!
Leigh~ (No, Leigh don't come out! Don't come in here! Don't come, there's so much farting. No!)
(What happened?)
Simon dropped a huge dookie of a fart.
That's not true and you know it.
And now we're sitting in the remnants of Simon's fart. (It's so bad.)
I'm never going to get buzzed. I'm such a good boy. I don't lie.
Here's a really important one. You're going to confess! On camera, right now.
Have you eaten a cupcake this week?
Yes!
Where?!
What?!
When did you eat a cupcake??
[Inaudible]
What?
When did you eat the cup- when you bought the cupcake?
Wait, no no no no no no no.
So, my cupcake that you threw across the wall.
It was just a really small cupcake.
Oh my god, ducky.
You are the baddest. You are the baddest. (I would've shared the cupcake with you if I won.)
You are the baddest of ducks!
This game is the worst. It's creating riffs in our family.
The worst. We lie about our eating cupcakes.
I secretly think growing out this beard was a mistake.
[Suspenseful music]
I'm unsure.
I'm going to say, no.
[Music intensifies]
I'm proud of this b-
Oh my god!!
[Laughter]
Oh my god, you scared me so much! ([Inaudible] Hell. What the [inaudible] sh** is that?!
Woah!!
That went all the way through my- Did you put it on 4?
Yes!!
Oh my god, I'm sweaty. I think I might have pooped a little.
You only have one left. (No, I don't want to do it anymore.)
Come here, ducky.
Woah.
That's awesome.
Your turn. (No.)
You do it. (Kogi.) You can do it. (Kogi.)
Have you ever smoked marijuana?
No, I have not.
Never.
True. (Fact, it's true.) We're a drug free family. (That's right.)
What if I don't want to do this anymore?
Who is funnier?
You?
Or me?!
Martina.
(Definitely-) I am way funnier.
There's no way you think you're funnier than I am.
That's right.
That's bullsh**. (Right there.) Total bullsh**.
I'm way funnier than you. (How dare you?)
I make funny faces.
You can't even make the face of a lizard. (I'm clever. I say funny things.)
[Sexy music]
Clever doesn't mean- (I got words I make people laugh.) No.
So for the final verdict- (Is that it?) Yes. (Really?)
You didn't lie once.
[Champion music]
I want you to say a lie just so we could see how your reaction will be though.
I'm scared I don't want to. (You got to try. Just so we could see what it's like.)
You put it on 4 like a di**!! (I put it on 4 as well for myself.) No.
Do you hate Sailor Moon?
Yes. Sailor Moon is the worst. Awful. What a horrible cartoon.
[Martina screams]
Your mic fell off.
Oh, ducky.
Oh, no.
My little sunshine.
It's accurate. I love Sailor Moon. (Sailor Moon, look what I've gotten through for you.)
My love for you cannot be denied. (Soozee, you're the worst.)
Do you hate Soozee? Yes! (Soozee sucks!) Soozee sucks!
So that's it for this week's WTF.
Well that was a rather shocking experiment.
Oh ho ho ho
This is my mustache. (I'm sorry you hurt your fingers, ducky.)
It was really scary. (I put it up to level 4 as well.) You did?
I'm sorry.
[Inaudible] Is Simon the worst? Yes!
So that's it for this week's Wonderful Treasure Find.
This was rather wonderful and fun. Exceptionally accurate.
It was not fun at all. (Martina's behind camera licking her wounds and crying like a sissy baby.)
I'm sorry, Sailor Moon.
If you want to pick up this awesome thing it's available on G-market I highly recommend it
because this was really really fun and we're going to get Soozee to this next because we want her to burn!!
Burn Soozee!!