NOW DOES ANYBODY HERE FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?
DO YOU FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?
WELL IF YOU DO YOU WILL KNOW THAT I AM CRUSHING IT OVER
THERE.
I AM ON FLAMES.
I AM!
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I HAVE POSTED 36 TIMES.
36 TIMES.
BUSINESS TIMES!
YEAH.
AND THIS SUMMER I TOOK THINGS TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
IN THE SPAN OF ONE MONTH, ONE MONTH WHICH IS 33 DAYS, THAT'S
RIGHT, YES?
IN A WHOLE MONTH, ONE MONTH, I POSTED SIX TIMES.
I KNOW, I'M ON FIRE.
THAT'S A NEW RECORD FOR ME.
I ASSUME IT'S A RECORD FOR INSTAGRAM.
I CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE COULD HAVE POSTED MORE THAN SIX MONTHS
IN A MONTH COULD THEY?
I WALK DOWN THE STREET AND PEOPLE SAY OH MR. INSTAGRAM.
I NOTICED WHEN YOU TAKE A PHOTO AND UPLOAD IT TO
INSTAGRAM, THE PHOTO GETS CROPPED.
BUT THEY'VE BEEN SO HAPPY WITH HOW MUCH I'VE BEEN UPLOADING AND
KEEPING THEIR BRAND ALIVE, THAT THEY GAVE ME ACCESS TO TONS OF
PHOTOS BEFORE THEY GOT CROPPED.
HERE YOU SEE CAMILLA CABELLO.
POSTED: IT'S JUST HER LOOKING COOL AS
ALWAYS, PROBABLY HANGING OUT AT A CLUB OR SOMETHING.
THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING...
WOW.
DIFFICULT TO LOOK THAT COOL IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM.
THE ONLY WAY YOU COULD LOOK COOLER IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM IS
IF YOU SAT BACKWARDS ON THE TOILET SEAT.
DID YOU EVER DO THAT REG?
>> Reggie: YEAH, I MEAN IT NEVER FEELS RIGHT.
>> James: HERE'S A PHOTO FROM OUR GOOD FRIEND HARRY STYLES:
CLASSIC HARRY.
IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ON THE PHONE.
I'VE SEEN HIM DO IT BEFORE.
PROBABLY BECAUSE THERE'S SOMEONE IN THE
ROOM HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO.
OR HE'S ON AN IMPORTANT CALL.
I DON'T KNOW.
NOW LOOK AT THIS ONE OUR GOOD FRIEND TAYLOR SWIFT.
SHE POSTED THAT, NOW, I SAW THIS AND I WAS LIKE,
"GOOD FOR TAYLOR.
I'M GLAD SHE'S OUT THERE GETTING SOME PEACE, GETTING AWAY FROM
ALL THE FANS AND THE POSERS."
BUT THEN I SAW THE WHOLE THING...
EVEN IN THE DESERT, SHE JUST CAN'T ESCAPE HER FAME.
AND LOOK AT THIS ONE, EMINEM POSTED THIS PICTURE.
I COULDN'T HELP BUT WONDER WHAT IS EMINEM POINTING AT.
RIGHT?
I'M SURE YOU FEEL SAME REG?
>> Reggie: YEAH.
>> James: YOU CANNOT LOOK AT THAT PHOTO AND NOT THINK, WHAT?
WHAT IS HE POINTING AT?
AM I WRONG?
LET ME TURN IT BACK.
NOW TAYLOR SWIFT AND NOW YOU TELL ME THE FIRST THING THAT
COMES INTO YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU SEE THIS.
WHAT?
THIS IS YOUR IMPRESSION OF ME.
IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK I SOUND LIKE?
DO YOUR BEST IMPRESSION OF ME.
>> Reggie: WHAT?
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) >> James: SO I SAW THIS
PICTURE AND I WAS, LIKE, WHAT?
IS HE POINTING AT?
AND THEN I SAW A LITTLE MORE.
I SAW OH.
IT'S A BIRD.
BUT IT TURNS OUT THERE WAS EVEN MORE TO THE PICTURE.
(LAUGHTER) >> James: IT'S A PLANE.
BUT IT TURNS OUT THERE'S EVEN MORE THE PICTURE.
IT'S A BIRD, IT'S A PLANE, IT'S...
OH.
JUST NOTHING, MY BAD.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE LATE SHOW WITH JAMES "