You're just as sane as I am.
"I'm Harry, Harry Potter." Hey guys, Tessa here and today I'm doing Harry Potter
impressions! These are just for fun
If you want really really good Harry Potter impressions then go check out Brizzy's channel because she is queen! My wig that
I'm wearing is from UniWigs; it gives me my full Luna Lovegood
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You can get 20% off. Okay, let's do this. I'm nervous. "One minute the glass was there, and then it was gone
It was like magic!" "There's no such thing as magic!"
I sound like some sort of Dragon. "Here-"
How am I gonna do Hagrid? "Hagrid-UGHHH." "You're a wizard Harry."
"I'm a what?" "A wizard and thumpen' good one-eyed wizard. Once you train up a little." "No. You've made a mistake. I mean I
can't be a-a-
wizard, I'm just Harry,
just Harry." "I shouldn't of told you that. Shouldn't of told you that." "We have a witch in the family isn't that wonderful? Just too strange,
just as abnormal.
I was the one to see her for what she was, a freak!"
Freaky!
Ai ai ai ai!
And does Mr. Harry Potter have his key. We are the Goblins. We work at Gringotts. Where's your key, Potter? Oh
here, come with me on this roller coaster. Let's go to your vault. Let's go to your vault, there's a dragon!"
"Curious very curious."
"Excuse me,
excuse me sir. Can you tell me where I might find platform 9 3/4 quarters." "9 3/4 think you're being funny
do ya'?" "Packed with muggles!" "Has anyone seen a toad? A boy named Neville's lost one." "Oh,
are you doing magic?
Let's see then."
"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow,
turn this stupid fat rat yellow!" "Holy cricket, you're Harry Potter!
I'm Hermione Granger.
And
you are?"
"Ron Weasley." "Pleasure." "The swish and
flick. The flit and
wick." "No, stop, stop. You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's
LevioSA not
Leviosaaaa." "Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed,
or worse, expelled!"
"She needs us all out her priorities." "What an idiot." "You're a little scary sometimes.
You know that?
Brilliant, but scary." I ship it!
My sorting hat sounds so drunk. "Another Weasley, I know just what to do with you.
Gryffindor!
Yellow-Hufflepuff!"
"Not Slytherin, not Slytherin." "Not Slytherin, eh?"
"You can be great, you know. It's all here in your head.
No?
Are you sure?
You positive?
"Gryffindor!" "Scared, Potter? Potter, Potter, Potter, Potter.
"Potter!" "You wish." Ah, my ship. "What's the matter, Potter? Bit beyond your reach? "Think my name is funny,
do you? No need to ask yours. Red hair and a hand-me-down robe; you must be a Weasley!" "Me dad's a muggle,
mom's a witch. bit of a nasty shock for him when he found." "I'll fight you.
Fight you, fight you." "Neville, I'm really really sorry about this." "Why is it always me?" Nevilleeeeeeeeeee.
"Three chasers, two beaters and a keeper. That's me, the seeker. That's you, defence snitc- no
No, want some of that Wood? Oh no, oh no, Snape!?
"There would be-
there will be no there will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class or
*incoherent*
Mr. Potter
You have your mother's eyes.
I love your mom, Harry, your mom was hot."
"Oh alas, earwax . It is-
It is not our abilities that show who we truly are, it is our choices." *MIND BLOWN*
"Happiness can be found happiness, happiness, happiness."
"Happiness can be found. But you know,
happiness! But you know happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers
to turn on the light."
"Ooooh dear, we are in trouble *laughs*
Oh dear we are in trouble."
"TROOOOOOLLLL, in the dungeon!
Troooollll!
In the dungeon!!!!!!
"Thought you ought to know."*fainting noise*
There's a troll in my comments, I know that! "Harry, Harry,*laughs* Harry Potter.
What an honor it is." "Who are you?" "Dobby, sir, Dobby the house elf." "Not to be rude or anything
but this isn't the greatest time to have a house elf in my bedroom." "Bad Dobby!"
Bad Dobby!! Bad Dobby!!
Bad Dobby!!! Bad Dobby!!!*gasp*
Offend Dobby!?!"*laughs*
"Mummy, have you seen my jumper." "Yes, dear , it's on the cat." "Oh, hello." And this is Ginny kissing Harry.
"Morning. Wow we're identical." "Where have you been!? Beds empty, no note!
Car gone! You could have died! You could have been seen! Ronald Weasley!!! how dare you steal that car! I'm
absolutely disgusted!" I'm just shrieking. I am the shrieking shack!
"Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher,
me. Da da da da da~
"Oh, Hello Harry ;)
I'm Moaning Myrtle! Who would ever talk about ugly, miserable, moping, Moaning Myrtle?"
*awesome parseltonge*
"You lost me my servant!"*whoosh* I kind of look like a cross between Lucius and Luna.
Which is right where I want to be with my life. "Take it away, Ern!
It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"
"My dear, you have the Grim! I'm gonna try to do prophecy Trelawny voice.
"He will return, tonight."
"Where is my Won Won!?" "Somebody's already asked me and
I said I'd go." "I'm Cho Chang, y'all!" "You're not mad. I can see them, too.
You're just as sane as I am. I hope there's pudding." "This is a
lie." *giggles wickedly*
"I...*laughs* I can touch you now."
*strained* AVADA-CADAVRAAAA
"Kill the spare"
"He knows how to play! Ity, bity, baby.
I killed Sirius Black!"
Rosie told me I should try the bludgers sound but it's so hard. *Attempts to sound like a bludger.* I can't make the bludger sound!
*attamps again* *laughs*
That's not a bludger.*laughs* What was that!?
That was a demon! Okay, I think that's it. Nailed it! Thank you so much for watching this ridiculous video!
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Harry-
On my tum. There's someone at the door. Look I got these glasses in the mail just now from Amazon. DUMBLEDORE!
DUMBLEDORE!
Dumbledore! "That's absurd." Harry. I am the chosen one, bitch!