[Narrator] All their windows were dark
Quiet snow filled the air
All the Whos were all dreaming
Sweet dreams without care
When he came to the ﬁrst little house on the square...
[Grinch] Welcome to Whoville, Max.
(sleigh bells jingling)
Betty?
- Betty. - What?
Did you hear something?
(Gasps) It's Santa!
Go right back to sleep.
Come on Max
It's out first stop.
[Narrator] The old Grinchy Claus hissed
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his ﬁst.
He'd slide down the chimney, a rather tight pinch
But if Santa could do it, then so could the Grinch.
[Grinch] He's planning a double-twisting interrupted
forward-flying two-and-a-half with a combo tuck and pike.
High degree of difficulty.
Whoo!
♪ La la laa ♪
[Narrator] He got stuck only once,
for a moment or two...
[Grinch] Blasted water weight!
Goes right to my hips.
[Narrator] Then he stuck his head out of the ﬁreplace ﬂue.
Shh!
A little more stealth, please.
[Narrator]: (whispering) Where the little Who stockings all hung in a row.
- [Grinch] These stockings... - [Narrator] ...he grinned...
are the first thing to go.
Okay, fellas.
Chow time.
Ha ha ha!
[Narrator] Then he slunk to the icebox...
Slunk?
[Narrator] He eyed the Whos' feast.
He took the Who pudding.
(disk breaks)
He took the roast beast.
Hike!
[Narrator] He cleaned out that icebox as quick as a ﬂash.
Why that Grinch, he even took their last can of Who-hash.
Then he stuffed all the food up the chimney with glee.
And now...
[Narrator] Grinned the Grinch.
...I'll stuff up the tree.
[Narrator] And the Grinch grabbed the tree
and he started to shove
when he heard a small sound
like the coo of a dove.
Excuse me...
[Narrator] The Grinch had been caught by this tiny Who daughter
who'd got out of bed for a cup of cold water.
(yawns) Santa Claus...
what are you doing with our tree?
[Narrator] But you know, that old Grinch, was so smart and so slick,
he thought of a lie, and he thought it up quick.
Why...my sweet little tot
[Narrator] The fake Santa Claus lied.
There's a light on this tree
that won't light on one side.
So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
Hee hee hee!
Oh, ho ho ho!
(giggling)
I'll ﬁx it up there,
and I'll bring it back here.
Santa, what's Christmas really about?
Vengeance!
Er, I mean...
...presents
...I suppose
I was afraid of that.
[Narrator] And his ﬁb fooled the child
Then he patted her head, and he got her a drink
and he sent her to bed.
Santa...
What?
Don't forget the Grinch.
I know he's mean and hairy and smelly
his hands might be cold and clammy
But, I think he's actually kind of...
sweet.
Sweet?
(jingling)
You think he's sweet?
Merry Christmas, Santa.
[Narrator] And when Cindy Lou went up with her cup...
Nice kid.
Bad judge of character.
[Narrator] He went to the chimney and stuffed the tree up.
And the last thing he took was the log for their fire.
On their walls he left nothing but some hooks and some wire.
And the one speck of food that he'd left in the house
was a crumb that was even too small for a mouse.
[Narrator] Then he slithered and slunk
with a smile most unpleasant,
around each Who home
and he took every present.
Clearance sale...
Everything must go.
What...
...now?
(cat shrieking)
(shrieking, muffled cries)
(snoring)
Hee hee hee...
Martha...
have you ever kissed a man who lost his tonsils twice?
(mimicking Martha) No
Silly!
(kissing)
But it's an experience that I've always longed for.
Kiss me, you fool!
(wimpering)
♪ La la laa ♪
(shrieking)
(maniacal laughing)
What are you laughing at...
Rudolph?
[Grinch] It's all you, Maxie!
[Narrator] 3,000 feet up,
up the side of Mount Crumpit
he rode with his load to the tiptop
to dump it.
Whoa!
We...
did it!