l'm gonna remove my hand now. Please, do not scream.
[ Whimpering ]
Okay? Mmm-hmm.
Who-- Who are you?
He's a P.l.
- l'm a private investigator. - But why?
Who hired you? Huh?
- Who hired you? - Mrs.Janek.
There is not Mrs.Janek.
- Oh! - Yeah?
You got us stumped.
Oh yeah? Who doyou think paid foryour little lovejaunt to Mexico City?
[ Gasping ]
That was good.
Velma, VelmaJanek.
She lives in Montreal where she handles her family's real estate holdings,
vast real estate holdings: farms, banks, shopping malls.
Two shopping malls.
She supports Gunter but figured he was cheating on her, and that's why she hired me.
Bastard liar! [ Czechoslovakian ]
- l'll kill him! - Oh, no, no, no!
No!
Get ahold ofyourself. Uh-mmm.
You gotta not tell him you know.
We weren't here. We didn't talk. You don't know me. You don't know anything about a wife.
Oh! Youjust give me one good reason why.
All right, l'll giveyou a reason.
Giveyou a really good reason.
lt'sjust what she would wantyou to do.
lt'sjust what she wants you to do.
l don't understand.
Yeah, sometimes l don't understand myself.
Here, look, l might lose my license for this,
but my client is a vindictive, bitterwoman.
She's been withholding marital favors from Gunter foryears, and now she's out to ruin him.
And she's using you to get to her.
And she's using y-- me to get to h--you.
l know that's confusing, but don'tyou see what's happening here? You and me,
we'rejust pawns in this ugly little game.
lfyou love him-- Ifyou love him--
lfyou love him,
ifyou really Iove him...
thenjust keep on loving him.
And never let him know thatyou know what he thinks you don't knowyou know.
You know?
And give him head whenever he wants.
Give him he-help.
Be a-- Be a beacon in his sad and lonely life.
Can you do that for Gunter?
Yes, yes, l can, l can.
Now get outta here.