I've been teaching this pickle how to skateboard for weeks
reporting cop I think you're ready bro you gotta see
the news I'll be back a mysterious cube of trash has appeared in the suburbs of
Austin Texas leaving residents and authorities baffled officials on the
scene believe it's some sort of doomsday device after many failed attempts to
destroy the cube the military has given up claiming that their weapons are too
advanced dude this is crazy and a last ditch effort they've turned their
attention to someone who is an expert in trash technology Jake Carlini Jay Carlin
Jake Carlini Jake Carlini if you're out there we need
your help so this was my face when I heard the news I was more so surprised
by the fact that somebody actually needed me for something because why
would anyone need me I felt so important all right guys listen up it's up to us
to destroy this thing what information do we have I sent two
guys hey boss off regular tools
whatever this thing is we got six days to figure it out
we're gonna have to get weird we're gonna have to fight trash with trash we
could build a cannon or a catapult I think you mean a trebuchet no I got it
we'll build a tank but one protect us from whatever that is and two blow that
thing to Smithereens all right let's do it now this was great news for me
because I've always wanted to build a tank the armor the Cannons let's just
say I'm a big fan and I've also been quietly drawing up some plans for a tank
for quite some time so I already knew what I needed a bunch of wood which I
had plenty of and barrels which I unfortunately only had one and a half of
now these barrels are supposed to go right here
but I've mastered the Art and Science of
cloning technology so getting more barrels shouldn't be a problem
requesting permission to clone the barrels permission granted
okay so originally these barrels were supposed to be the wheels but now that I
think about it I don't think there's a realistic way to pull that off so here's
what I'm gonna do step one build a motorized vehicle and control room for
me to sit in step two I'm gonna build armor by cutting all these barrels into
a shell that fits over top of the vehicle and that brings me to step three
build the rest of the tank and for that I I actually don't have a plan for so
I'm just gonna have to like make it up as I go and thus began the construction
of the trash tank now don't get me wrong I was stoked that I was finally building
a tank but I really wish I didn't have so much pressure on me but the world was
counting on me and I was finally needed for something this was my chance to
finally prove my worth and also build the tank now I'm going to
[Music] okay let me explain I'm gonna be sitting
right here with all the controls the back wheels and the motor are gonna go
right here the front wheels and steering are gonna go right here and it's all
going to be disguised inside these barrels but before I start putting these
barrels on here I gotta make this thing drivable next on the list was Wheels now
I had two wheels that would work great for the steering but all the other
Wheels I had in the garage just weren't going to cut it so I had to resort to
other mediums of finding supplies the world wide web and there I found
everything that I needed to get this thing rolling literally
[Music] what is it I have no idea can I get that
back you know what's crazy is the fact that I
had to pay for this stuff by myself the government didn't even give me a budget
to work with now the future of this tank was looking pretty promising and that
was until I ran into a pretty big problem you know every single time that
I build a vehicle the steering's the most difficult part you'd think I'd be
an expert by now but I am in fact not an expert and I'm actually under qualified
to do any of the things that I do and the fact that people let me do them is
just irresponsible on their part but here we are and I'm in charge of saving
the world for some reason but anyway using the trash I had laying around the
shop I made a pretty sick steering situation
okay now I gotta install the motor and all the controls
yeah I don't know what it is about the electrical stuff but it just it makes me
super nervous I I think it's because I don't understand it I mean I've done it
before but scares me all right we got the motor on
the batteries are in but we got one small problem this motor kit came with a
hand controlled drop and that's not gonna work because my hands are going to
be occupied controlling the steering so to fix that problem I've got this a foot
controlled throttle that I had lying around for months sweet all right moment
of truth let's see if this works foreign
drivable now and I would love to see how fast this thing goes but considering
that the fate of the world could quite possibly be in my hands it would be
totally irresponsible to waste any time doing that
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this thing is insane you see how fast that thing goes
foreign erous at all about this whole trash Cube
situation not really I mean Jake's building the tank and nothing beats a
tank besides attack but dude we don't really know anything
about that thing it can be really dangerous that is true but we know so
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[Applause] [Laughter]
okay Step One is done so you know what that means time for step three no it was
time to put the barrels on which was gonna be tough but I had an even bigger
problem to worry about oh my gosh I'm sick and apparently the
Clones can't handle it the pressure and the hard work finally caught up to me I
was burning out that's for sure and the Clones don't really have any sort of
immune system so when I'm sick they just kind of stop existing but I couldn't
quit now the world was counting on me the world needed me
[Music] bro have you seen the pickles whoa dude
you look look bad thank you I'm sick and the Clones just keep sneeze exploding
bro you gotta rest up and take a break I can't take a break the world needs me
well if you don't take a break then you're gonna burn out and then you can't
finish the tank and then we're all toast well what if I take a break and then
they don't need me anymore come on dude who else can build a tank Lewis wise
yeah he is good I know right this guy's crazy but they asked you yeah I guess so
rest up buddy don't worry about all this [Music]
this doesn't make any sense [Music]
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what is all this I mean I figured you could do some help I mean I'm no Lewis
wise but I did what I could oh dude this is incredible why did you do this for me
because we need you man I mean forget about the tank me the Clones your
friends your family I know it doesn't seem like it all the time but we need
you but for real you gotta finish this thing
because we only got three days left on that counter
all right so we're running low on trash and we still got a long way to go so
here's what we're gonna do you're gonna build
a building for trash and I'm gonna stay here and keep building this thing okay
so I had enough stuff to build the cannon but I couldn't for the life of me
figure out how to put it together so I watched a YouTube video of this handsome
Italian man who explained it very well I was sure to like And subscribe because
he was very helpful and thanks to him I was able to complete my cannon with ease
well almost okay one small problem this grill igniter is supposed to make a
spark which makes this thing work and uh it just stopped working on me so if I
wanted to build this cannon I really needed a new Grille igniter and that
wasn't all I needed once this is all finished and my cannons installed I
won't be able to see where I'm going I can't see through walls I can't see
through walls I can't see through wall guys I'm back I didn't find much trash
but I found this acrylic knife dude no way I was literally just saying in the
narration that I needed one of these what no way yeah cause this one broke
could you two have this conversation elsewhere I'm having an existential
crisis here What's your deal I can't see can't see through walls can't see
through walls well don't worry about it dude go do some research we'll handle
this okay okay yeah so they finished pretty much all the work and I stayed up
all night uh researching um yeah so then I slept for way too long
[Music] thank you
literally every dog in the neighborhood is going crazy right now so I think it
works okay so this garbage missile is pretty cool and it does some serious
damage as you've seen but it's a little long so when it comes out of the barrel
it kind of does one of these so I've created a missile that'll easily do
double the amount of damage the Bumblebee and this little guy should be
fully capable of blasting through not only one sheet of sheetrock but two at
the same time oh my gosh that was insane okay the
Bumblebee did not penetrate both layers but it did some serious damage here look
it hit the front sheet so hard that it cracked and bent the second sheet that
is some serious power will it be enough to break open that Cube I don't know but
we really don't have any other options so it is what it is
yo it's starting to look like a real tank in here and I still can't see
anything but I actually have an idea I can hook a GoPro up to an external
monitor mounting the GoPro on the outside and the monitor on the inside
that way I can see exactly where I'm going from the inside of the tank it's
actually pretty sick so that takes care of that but I was still missing a very
crucial part that every tank needs the top hatch okay now we're getting
somewhere now we have a tank now I'm ready to save the world oh whoops
hey coach oh hey what's up Tyler so uh the big competitions tonight not gonna
lie I'm really nervous I really need you there I'll be there I promise but first
I have to save the world oh and Coach don't die you think I could die I mean
it's it's highly likely you know what I'll see you tonight cool see you there
and it was way too fast but I was protected by all the elements and it was
effortlessly conquering all terrain now I could have ridden this all day but
I had serious work to get done and there was no time left
this just in Jay Carlini has been seen driving a tank made of trash in the
direction of the cube could this mean we're finally safe as I approach the
cube the nerve started to set in I couldn't believe that I got myself into
this mess but it was too late to turn back now it was time to finish this once
and for all [Music]
give me the potatoes I gave it everything I had
and it just wasn't enough but luckily for me in the rest of the
world I had one more trick up my sleeve [Music]
four three two one
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this guy's good so yeah I saved the world you can thank me by subscribing oh
and also Tyler went on to be the first pickle to ever do 37 000 consecutive
spins on a skateboard and that's all I got I love you Jake
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