- Go, go, go, go!
- What?
- I'm not a chuggy girl!
- (PvF) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- (both) SpongeBob!
- (both) SquarePants!
- (PvF) It's not a Try Not To Eat.
- It's a try, it's gonna be Try To Eat?
- In a second?
- (PvF) We're doing a SpongeBob Eat In One Second Challenge.
- No!
- My bag of preparedness.
I've got this shirt to put on over.
- Alright. - There you go!
- Big Shar vibes! - Big Shar vibes, baby!
- Okay. (gasps)
- It's my crown, baby!
- I'm so underprepared!
- (PvF) We have a very coveted prize.
- Cute! - Aw.
- Coveted prize, I need to know where
those Get Out of Punishment cards are!
There we go, baby! - (PvF) Bam!
Izzy and Izzy! - Wee!
- (PvF) Danny, Danny!
- Yeah! - Yes.
- We have a medic, which you don't,
so please don't try this.
I saw someone tag me in a TikTok
where they've been trying this, I know who you are, don't do that!
- (Barnacle Boy) I want an adult sized Krabby Patty!
- A Krabby Patty!
- Barnacle Boy and Mermaid Man.
- Krabby Patty! - (Squidward) One Pipsqueak Patty.
- Oh, a Pipsqueak Patty. - Oh, a Pipsqueak Patty!
- Oh, that's...
- Patty. - Oh, a Pipsqueak Patty!
- Aw, do we get a bib? - Do I get a bib and high chair?
- This is not a Pipsqueak, oh, there's olives?
- Adorable. (Jair gasps)
- (PvF) This Pipsqueak Patty
may be the perfect size for Barnacle Boy,
but eating it in one second might prove a little tough.
- Oh, we get little aprons.
- Wee!
- Damn, I'm so scared, wait!
- So I need to flatten this bun,
make sure that I can get all of it in.
- You're grabbing that [censored] like it owes you money.
- Hell no. She's a pro!
- Yeah, this could fit.
- I think I can just shove this all in though.
- Perfect, there we go.
'Cause you got Big Shar vibes. - Yeah!
(both laughs) And inspiration!
- The hamster! - Yeah.
- She's embracing the inner hamster! - I am.
- I've opted to smush it.
He's going for like a taco. - A taco!
- It fits more in... (Izzy screams)
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(clock ticks) (bell rings)
(gunfire echoes) - (man) Come on now!
- (PvF) Time.
(clock ticks)
Time.
- Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm!
- (PvF) That is a very clear point for Daniel!
- Which one?
- (PvF) Sorry, that is a very clear point for Danny!
This is so confusing!
I'll give it to you both.
(bell rings) - I bit my tongue.
- (PvF) And Daniel, I'm sorry.
I don't even think that's a half point.
- I know.
- It has a way to wake you right up! (laughs)
- You did good! - My eyes are watering!
- Taco is the strat.
- Taco is the way to go, it just went straight into my mouth.
(laughs) - Yeah.
- Good news is, you did great. - Bad news?
- Round one. - [Censored].
- (SpongeBob) Could we interest you in some chocolate?
- Oh, chocolate. - Oh, chocolate!
- Chocolate? - (Tom) Did you say chocolate?
- Did you say... - (both) Chocolate?
- Oh God. - Chocolate?
- Mmm.
- Chocolate! Chocolate!
- The life of a door to door salesman.
- Oh yeah! - Yeah.
- Thank you. - Aw, these look cute!
Chocolate! - Chocolate.
- (PvF) We've got chocolate with nuts
that might help you live the fancy life,
if only Tom would ever buy one.
- This is pretty!
- (PvF) Did you know that fish's name was Tom?
- I did not know that. - No, I didn't know he had a name.
- Tom is my leg! Right?
- My leg!
- If you were an entrepreneur at Bikini Bottom,
what would you sell? - Seaweed.
- I'm excited.
- This one feels more doable than the burger.
- Ooh, look at you!
- I'm trying to be like you. - Big Shar vibes.
- (PvF) You have two seconds. - Alright.
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(clock ticks)
Too easy!
(clock ticks)
This round was too easy.
Very clear point for both of you.
You guys will each get a point.
- That might be a record for the fastest time
I've ever consumed a bar of chocolate.
- Chocolate!
- Chocolate, chocolate! - Chocolate!
- (fish) I got me one of those new kelp shakes
before I came in here.
- Oh, I got the kelp shake. (Daniel laughs)
- Oh, the kelp shake! - Ooh, kelp shake,
oh, that's a little difficult.
- Oh come on. - No, I'm horrible with drinks.
- Oh God, I really hope this isn't actually made out of kelp.
- No!
(Danny slurps)
- Yeah. - Okay, alright, what?
- (sighs) I'm like mortified right now.
- (PvF) This potentially toxic kelp shake
might be super addicting,
but it'll also be hard to gulp in three seconds.
- Three seconds, oh! (laughs) - Yeah, this will...
- Oh wow, this actually smells really good.
- It does smell good.
- Oh, it kinda smells like a smoothie.
- It smells like kelp.
- It's so thick! - Thick!
- (PvF) What is your strategy with this?
What are you thinking?
- Chugging! - Chugging.
That's the only thing I can do.
- My gulping is not that good.
- I'm not a chuggy girl!
- Okay, three seconds? - Fudge!
My anxiety's going through the roof!
- I'm going to my happy place.
- (laughs) I don't think I have one. (Izzy laughs)
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(clock ticks)
- (coughs) I can't do it!
(clock ticks)
- (PvF) Time.
Time.
Wow.
- Ooh, I can taste the kelp.
- I spit it all back up immediately.
- (PvF) Oh no. (laughs)
- I almost puked immediately.
No!
- Mmm. - Jesus Christ.
- Mmm! (laughs) I got some kelp on...
- (PvF) I can't give either of you guys even half...
- No, that's so understandable.
- I mean...
- (PvF) I will give you each a half point.
- I'm with that, okay. - Oh, come on!
- Ooh, I can taste the kelp.
- Ooh, a hot dog. I mean, a hot dog.
- Hot dog!
- Yes!
(Izzy gasps) - Oh my God, same.
- Oh no!
(both laugh)
- Wiener!
- There is no freakin' way, man.
- A wiener!
- (PvF) Wieners! - Wiener!
- (PvF) Or Krusty Dogs are made out of Krabby Patties
with mustard as the only condiment,
and might just give you a terrible abdominal pain
when eating it in four seconds.
- IBS is nothing new with me. - Oh, toot toot queens for the win!
- Four, damn. - Ugh.
- Honestly really impressed by what's happening right now.
- What?
- I really wanna eat this. Damn, I'm such a fat ass.
(PvF laughs) (Jair laughs)
- Ugh.
- I kinda feel like I have to smush mine down too,
'cause if I don't smush mine down, I'm gonna regret not smushing it down.
- This poor table, man. I probably need a little more.
Okay, that's a lot.
- (laughs) I can't!
- Squish the wieners. - Squish the wiener!
- Wow, there are two types of people in this world.
- Squish the wiener! Squish it down.
- I feel a little bit more confident about this one, honestly.
I looked at this originally, I was like there's no way.
But now, there's a way. - Yeah!
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(clock ticks)
- Mm-hmm. - (PvF) And time!
- Mmm! - Mm-hmm.
(clock ticks)
- (PvF) Time.
- I didn't come to play. - You absolutely nailed that.
- I didn't come to play.
- (PvF) That is a point for both of you guys!
And time.
Yep. (claps) That is a point for each of you guys!
- (both) Mm-mmm!
(Danny squeaks) (Daniel laughs)
- (Senor Taco) Let's see what you can do with a burrito.
- Burrito? - Oh!
- [Censored]!
- I like tacos. - Oh, [censored], burrito.
- Oh, but then he makes it into a Krabby Patty.
(Daniel laughs)
- No. - A burrito in a hamburger bun.
- No.
- That's a lot of bread. - That's a lot of bread.
- Alright, now I'm kinda scared to eat this one.
- No. - I'll give it a go!
- (Senor Taco) You're fired! - (laughs) You're fired!
- [Censored].
- This is freaking insane.
- (PvF) SpongeBob, you're fired for making this burrito patty.
Just be careful not to spray your partner,
and you've got five seconds.
- Mmm, hi.
- Mmm, soggy patty.
- That's diff. - This is big!
- That's diff.
- It's a lot of bread. - That is a lot of bread.
(burrito squelches) - Alright.
- (PvF) Oh my God, the noises!
- This is rough. - ASMR?
- This is some rough. (burrito squelches)
- What are you going to do?
- Well I will tell you that last one
dislocated my jaw just the slightest.
- Are you serious? - (PvF) Oh.
- That one Ghost scene, they're just like...
- (PvF) Making love with the... - ♪ All my love ♪
- I think I can do it in one. - We can do it in one?
- I think that's...
- Please don't dislocate it again.
- I'm trying to think of which cheek is more flexible?
(both laugh)
- Ready, listen.
(jaw clicks) - No, Sharon!
(Sharon laughs)
- I'm scared and nervous!
- Five seconds, okay. - Five seconds.
- Three, two, one.
(clock ticks) Oh, you did it.
Ooh, I heard it, I heard it!
(burritos squelching)
- (PvF) And time!
And time.
That is a full point.
- Mm-hmm. - Holy crap!
(PvF laughs)
- Hmm?
- I'm scared.
- All you have to do is dislocate your jaw,
just a little bit.
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
- Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! Yes, in!
- (PvF) And time!
That's in! - That's in!
- (PvF) That is a half point, Danny.
Unfortunately, that is zero points, Daniel.
- I'm okay with that.
- (PvF) You guys each get a half point.
- Woo! - Heck yeah!
- Yeah, baby!
- ♪ Squirrelly birthday ♪ ♪ Dear Sandy ♪
♪ Squirrelly birthday ♪ ♪ To you ♪
- A cake? - We're eating a [censored] cake.
- Nicole please. (buzzer rings)
- No!
- It's a cake. - No.
- Nicole, I'm so tired. - Is it cake?
- Would that cake just be like really wet?
- Well if Patrick did it. - [Censored].
- Well that's how you do it, I guess.
- We're gonna oh, alright, this cake is in for a bad time.
- (PvF) Squirrelly birthday to you, and good luck with eating
Sandy Cheeks's sweet cake in just six seconds.
(both gasp)
- Never been less excited for cake.
- What'd you wish for? - For this to be over.
- Patrick did it.
- Patrick can like dislocate his head, and then like...
- So can Sharon. - (laughs) Just called her out.
(both laugh)
- (laughs) No!
- We're gonna have to embrace our inner Matilda.
(Izzy screams)
- I'm gonna look like that fat kid on Matilda!
- Okay, aw Jesus. This is, it's stuck to my hands.
- Oh yeah! - This feels good.
- That's moist!
- Alright, I think that's about as good as she is gonna get.
- That was, oh, he's also, you've also committed to it.
- The thing is like... - No, I'm making a cake pop.
- Then it's like... - A cake pop?
- A cake pop, exactly. - Okay.
- Cake pop! - What have I done!?
- (PvF) Alright, you ready?
- Not really, but...
- (PvF) Three, two, one.
(clock ticks)
And time.
Time.
And time.
(laughs) How's that cake, Jair?
(Jair hums)
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. (Jair laughs)
- (PvF) Izzy Rocha, full points. - Yeah!
- (PvF) Izzy Iman, half point. That was a good...
That was good, there's a lot of...
You okay there? (laughs)
Wow, Danny cleared it! - Mm-hmm.
- (PvF) Daniel, I will give you half a point,
but you do still have a lot of cake on your hands.
Damn, I'm giving out a lot of cards today.
You guys both got that point.
- (both) Mmm!
- (laughs) Izzy! - What?
- You spat on me! - I'm sorry!
(jaw clicks) - (Jair) Stop!
- Here, or here? Maybe here?
- (PvF) You look like Nemo eating the...
(both laugh) - Stop!
- Got so much cream on his chin!
- (PvF) Congratulations! ♪ (triumphant fanfare) ♪
With five and a half points! - Well done!
- (PvF) You have absolutely earned yourself
a Get Out Of Punishment Free card,
and your very own Krusty Krab hat.
- I'm so excited!
- You know...
- I'm a little ashamed, I can't lie to you.
- Oh, oh my God. - That is adorable.
- Cake mess, yay!
Hello, can I take your order?
(Sharon laughs)
- (PvF) And...
- Oh thanks. - (laughs) I was gonna bite it.
- Yeah. (laughs) Yeah!
- Put it on the breasts, it'll stay.
- It's like a shelf! - Yeah!
- Look at that!
- (PvF) Lessons learned?
- Don't do this. - Yeah.
- Don't tag me on TikTok, don't do this.
- My hat's falling apart. (laughs)
- See if we can fit a plate? - See if we can put a plate up there?
- Yay! - Ah!
Titties galore!
- Thank you guys so much for watching
this Eat In One Second Challenge on People Vs Food!
- Think you could take us on?
- Let us know, and let us know what we should try
in the comments below!
- Yeah! - Got it!
- Yeah! - That was good, easy.
- And be sure, as always, to like and subscribe for more.
- Bye guys! - Bye! (laughs)
- You wanna high five?
- Ugh! (both laugh)
- (PvF) What is this little black thing next to Sharon?
- Uh Jair? - Me?
(both laugh)