Hey, Sam.
Hi, Luna.
Up high! Oops, let's try that...
[both giggling]
I'm not sure what we're supposed to do here.
Put her there, partner.
[both giggling]
Hello everyone. As mayor of Royal Woods,
it is my pleasure to welcome all of you to this year's
Astonishing Quest!
[crowd cheering]
So Maddie, that was a killer C block in our last gen...
Uh, Maddie? Maddie?
[groaning]
Laney! How's that rink rash healing?
I think mine's turning the corner.
[camera shuttering]
Aw you're so cute as a chipmunk.
Nuh-uh.
[laughing]
You are.
[both giggling]
Oh, cool filter.
You guys seen the one that makes you breathe fire?
[yelling]
Hey!
[laughing]
Hi Mi--
[shrieking]
I mean, cool new hairdo.
[sniffing]
Ah! Fucci! What is that smell?
Just a new perfume I thought you might like.
Eh! Why, yes, very intriguing.
Time to put them in a sticky situation. You got the stuff?
Yep, nature's glue. Honey.
[squeezing]
Arturo, why are you holding hands with another woman?
Gina, it's not what it looks like.
This is my stop. Guess you're coming with me to the gym.
And now you're leaving with her?
Kids. What are you guys doing here?
Luna got a secret admirer letter from Sam,
telling her to meet here.
We're here for moral support.
And dessert.
Oh, honey, I'm so sorry. There's been a mix up.
That letter was meant for your father.
Wait, Sam likes Dad?
No, sweetie, I sent the letter.
Secret admirer letters are kind of our thing.
- It's how we met. - Back in the day,
I had a wicked crush on your father.
Every morning at my crossing guard job,
I'd listen for his melodious voice.
And when he talked to me in that cute accent
he picked up from his semester in England, I'd swoon.
Ello, love! Pip, pip, mind the gap!
[sighing]
[car horns honking]
But I was too afraid to speak to him
because I thought he was out of my league.
[humming to tune]
So I started slipping notes in his pocket as he passed by.
[humming to tune] Crossing...
By my third note, I got up the nerve
to ask him to meet me here.
And my boldness paid off because here we are,
celebrating the 20th anniversary of that first date.
Best day of my life Love.
[swooning]
[kissing]
- Hi, Benny. - Hey.
I heard you quit the play.
- Yeah. - How come?
Honestly Luan, because of you. It's clear you were
uncomfortable with me playing Romeo.
No, just the opposite.
Oh! The only reason I wanted to be
in the play is so I could spend some time with you.
Really? Then why did you keep finding
ways to avoid kissing me?
I, oh, it's not you.
Uh, it's... nevermind.
She was nervous because she's never kissed anyone before.
Mr. Coconuts!
What? Someone's got to say it.
Well, that's nothing to be ashamed of.
Benjamin's never kissed anyone either.
Mrs. Apple Blossom, ah, you weren't supposed to tell.
Well, I got to say that's a load off.
Luan didn't want to embarrass herself
in front of old Benny Boy.
Just between you and me, she's sweet on the guy.
[giggling]
Really? Benjamin rather fancies her as well.
He does?
I mean, you do?
[both giggling]
[kissing]
[groaning]
100 people live here and no one answers the door?
Hi boo boo bear.
Ooh, cute tux. It goes great with my side salad scarf.
Come on, babe! No time to waste.
I love this new take charge attitude.
Wait where are we going? Gus' is that way.
Surprise! I'm going to take you to
the best pizza place in the city.
Nothing's too good for my little garlic knot.
[swooning]
Why don't you grab us a table while I park the van?
B-R-B-B.
Be right back? What's the extra B for?
Babe.
[swooning]
Hey Lynn, wanna play ping-pong.
Yeah, I'll grab us some paddles.
Make it four. I was thinking we could play doubles.
Kato and me against you and Dexter.
Who now?
[stammering]
Oh, right. The old ball and chain. Sure, why not?
[metal music playing]
Got it!
[stammering]
That was amazing.
Just like you.
No you are. Victory hug!
[giggling]
[groaning]
You guys really don't have to do that after every point.
[laughing]
Yes! [laughing]
Yeah! [laughing]
[groaning]
Well, now that's quite a goose egg, coach.
Geez, how'd you do that?
Uh, well, I, uh...
He was just showing us the best way to run the obstacle course.
Maybe you should stick to
something a little less strenuous, eh? Like...
minigolf? Now that's my game.
Wait, you like minigolf, Nurse Patty?
Like it? You're talking to the Royal Woods minigolf queen.
[laughing]
Well you're talking to the Royal Woods minigolf king.
[laughing]
Well I'll believe that when I see it.
Hey, how about a round of golf with me tonight?
Oh! I'm in. Loser buys corn dogs and pop at the snack shack.
Deal.
Grab a partner folks!
It's time for couples skate!
Wait, what?
[swooning]
[groaning]
Isn't this fun, Lynn?
So fun...
[stammering]
[groaning]
Hey!
Mhm, mhm, mhm.
[groaning]
Why does that kid get to have all the fun?
Howdy. Welcome to my family's farm.
Your challenge is to collect a dozen eggs
from yonder hen house.
Oh, you city folk might wanna breath though your mouths.
[imitating chicken bawking]
Aw, aren't they cute?
I don't know, bruh, those beaks look pretty sharp.
All done! One dozen eggs.
Chill dudes!
[yelling]
[chicken screeching]
T-Bone, you remembered that daisies are my favorite flower.
Ew!
Oh, he's pulling out the big guns!
Dad's gonna be here any minute.
It's time to get rid of this T-bonehead.
Let's see how smooth he is with garlic breath.
[breathing]
I'm so glad we had that crazy run in today.
It's almost like it was destiny.
Yeah, truly.
[choking]
So, what do you want on your pizza?
Hopefully not garlic.
Oh, anything but pineapple.
I have ananaphobia. You know? A fear of pineapples.
I mean, they look like they have hair, and they're pointy.
They really freak me out man!
There, that's better.
That's broccoli. Are you okay?
Oh, oh yeah, yeah.
I'm just excited for our date.
Well, the food got here. Try this.
[gasping]
[yelling]
Sorry babe. My pepperoni cufflinks are coming off.
Be right back.
[groaning]
That cookie dough? Sweet.
No! That's mine.
Aren't you going to split it?
That's what couples do.
Oh, of course. [stammering]
I was just playing.
But if any cookie chunks get stuck in that straw,
I call dibs.
So, guys. I was thinking about our next match
against the Fern Valley Ferrets--
[giggling]
Oops, got a little mustard on your nose, you messy Bessy.
[recoiling] Huh?
[yelling]
- Ow! - What the heck dude?
Sorry, you had some milkshake on your face.
Maybe I was saving it for later, huh?
Think about that?
You... silly Billy.
Clyde?
Clyde? Who is Clyde?
My name is Jacques. I am the baker of the cake.
[groaning]
[giggling]
You're funny.
Hey, I wanted to tell you something.
Go ahead.
You're probably just gonna tease me
about my big rejection, right?
Tease you? No way.
I wanted to tell you that your dance proposal was really sweet.
It must've taken so much courage
to put yourself out there like that.
Oh, thanks.
And that Italian casada kick you asked her out with
looked amazing.
You could totally be a contestant
on
That's my favorite show!
Mine too.
So, who ended up being your date?
Oh, no date. I just came with my friends.
Well, I should head back to the dance. Have a nice night Clyde.
Ask her to dance! Ask her to dance!
Chloe, wait!
I know the dance is almost over,
but would you like to dance with me?
Yeah, that sounds fun.
I love this song.
Me too!
After you!
Okay, Lisa and Dorsey are on the left.
Scoots and Helen are trying to flank us on the right.
Let's move!
Oh, dangit!
Told you not to wear white, Darcey!
Yes! 100 points! We only need 400 more.
Ambush!
- Yeah! - Yahoo!
Sam, cover me!
Haha! Thanks for the assist, butterfingers!
Here you go. One extra large pineapple pizza,
with extra pineapples and a pineapple-stuffed crust.
Hello, T-Bone!
Remember me?
[stammering] Pineapples!
[yelling]
Maria! I will call you for a redo of our date.
[yelling]
[groaning]
Why can't I ever find a nice, normal guy?
Oh, boo-boo bear, this is so romantic.
And these pizza tacos your abuela made are delicious.
Thanks babe. I'm just glad we're finally celebrating our
pizzaverssary the way you deserve.
Thanks, boo-boo bear.
Literally, best pizzaverssary ever.
[pigeon cooing]
Uh-oh.
Maybe Tia Frita shouldn't have used real pepperonis.
[yelling]
[pigeons cooing]
Oh! Oh! Oh! You're almost there! Right there, just grab...
[groaning]
Elliot, I'll win you that stuffed tricerotops
if it's the last thing I do.
[groaning]
[arcade lights flickering]
One, two, three, go!
Ooh! Ooh! Oh yeah! Ooh! Ooh! Oh yeah!
[laughing]
Perfect! Just like you.
No, you are. Victory hug!
[groaning]
Who wants to go to my house after this?
I got a new sports injury compilation DVD.
Oh, well, that sounds fun.
But it's couples night at the Cineplex.
Two for one. [giggling]
All we got to do is make it across the pond.
Luna, hoist the mainsail!
Um...
Yeah. The with the mainsail.
Right by the boom?
That pole.
Right, the pole.
Woah! Woah! Woah! Oof!
[yelling]
Well, we got the clue.
I'm sorry about that, Sam.
You know, sailing's just--
Not really your thing?
Then why didn't you just tell me that?
I just wanted us to have something in common.
[sighing]
Haven't you noticed? We've kind of got nothing.
Yeah, I noticed.
It's such a bummer because I kind of thought
we were perfect for each other.
Me too.
Well, what do you think? Should we call it quits?
Well, we've come this far.
We might as well finish the quest anyway,
you know, as friends.
Right. Friends.
Well, I guess I should read the last clue.
One last challenge and then you can gloat.
This astonishing quest ends on a sweet note.
Aw yeah! Dairyland. This was such a good idea, guys.
I can't wait to check out the new cattle battle.
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I might even try to beat
my personal puke record on the Curdler!
Maybe next time. Today's all about the new Sweetheart Land.
We've planned an awesome day.
Sharing hot chocolate at the Cocoa Corner.
Holding hands on Fly Me To The Moo.
Sunset raft rides through the Tunnel of Butter.
Just think! That'll be you and Dexter!
[recoiling]
Hey, can we talk?
Privately?
[all oohing]
[groaning]
There's probably a way you're supposed to do this, but,
I don't know it, so uh, yeah. We gotta break up.
What?
Look, it's nothing personal but the only reason I asked you out
is because all my friends are doing the couples thing
and I don't want to be left out.
Late bloomer, huh? That's rough.
Bro!
Oh, um, sorry, sorry.
The thing, is, this mushy coupley stuff isn't for me,
and I can't keep trying to fake it.
[sighing]
I'm just sorry if you've, you know,
fallen head over heels in love with me or something.
Um, actually...
I only said yes to dating you so my friends would stop razzing me
about not having a girlfriend.
Ooh!
Hah, totally get it.
Dude! Private conversation!
Oh! Yeah, yeah. My bad, my bad. Moving on.
Wow, well, I definitely didn't see that coming,
but I guess I'm glad I'm not the only lame-o here.
[laughing] Who says we're lame
for not being into all that romance junk?
Maybe our friends are the weird ones.
[laughing]
Definitely.
[both laughing]
Hey! Clyde's here!
- Hey Clyde! - We're so glad you're here.
Clyde! Come dance!
[laughing]
Nice cabbage patch.
[laughing]
[heavy breathing]
Woo! That made me thirsty. I'll get us some refreshments.
What is... [gasping]
Principal Huggins' toupee!
Oh, he's been looking for this all night.
[laughing]
Your last challenge is to bake an apple pie. Good luck.
[buzzer sounding]
Ooh, baking's not really my thing.
[gasping]
Okay, two sticks of butter.
One cup, flower.
Two cups of lard.
And uh, maybe we should mix it up now.
[splattering]
[laughing]
[foghorn sounding]