Alright! We're about to put the raptor into it's pen!
Everybody ready?
Shouldn't we sedate it first?
Nah! What's the worst that could happen?
Foreshadowing!
AAAAAGH!
AAAAAGHHHH Ah HAHAHAHAHA
Oh crikey we all gonna die!
I like bones!
Yay bones!
We like bones too!
Dinosaur bones are stupid!
What did you say?
Dinosaur bones are stupid!
You wanna die?
Ooo that's my baby daddy!
Hey everyone it's me, the rich guy!
I'm here to save your jobs!
Yay!
Just kidding! I'm here to put you all out of work.
What?
You're gonna be this movies bad guy
Does it really need a bad guy though?
Isn't the conflict between man kinds arrogance and nature enough?
People need to cheer for the dinos too!
Wait. What?
Steal them dinos!
Ah haaaa are you guys main characters too?
Yep!
Well does anyone mind if I take my shirt off?
Uhhh....
Don't worry. I'll take it off later
Over my dead body!
Don't talk like that! Everyone on this chopper is going to survive.
Even me?
Uhhhhh check out the island!
Everyone buckle up! We're about to land
Seat belts are hard!
How did you get so rich?
I made dinosaurs! Look!
O M G!
Ew! Humans! Get them away!
So graceful!
Now how in the world did you make dinosaurs?
We just found fossilized mosquitoes and extracted the dino DNA
But doesn't DNA degrade too quickly for something like that?
Shut up! nobody cares about that! Look at these eggs!
Awe! Playing God is fun!
Yeah! This will never backfire.
Who wants to go on a tour of the park?
Yaaay!
But you have to take my grand kids!
Grandpa!
Boooo!
Aren't you coming with us, Grandpa?
Nope! I'm staying here where it's safe.
Uh, sir. There's a massive tropical storm headed this way.
What should we do?
Send all the workers home and start the tour!
Really? That's dumb. You're dumb.
Come on pretty please?
Okay!
I've got a bad feeling about this.
The first dinosaur on the tour is Dilofphosaurus
Oooooo!
Go away!
Dang it!
Uh... I mean the next dinosaur is T-Rex!
Nope.
Are your dinosaurs actually mosquitoes?
*gasp* I see a dinosaur!
Ahh jumping out of a moving vehicle...
only an idiot would do that...
Am i right?
Hey Allen wait up!
Look I found a triceratops!
She's sick.
Oooo let me rub my face on it!
And I found it's poop!
Uh guy! we should probably get back to the cars.
It's about to storm
Nah I'm staying with the poop!
Do you guys care if I turn off all the power in the park?
What why?
Cause I need to take a break
Sure why not
hehehehehe
gimme gimme gimme!
Hey! what's going on? We stopped.
Uh... uh oh.
Uh... where did we stop?
Allow me to introduce myself!
Alright kids...
Bye!
Well he dead.
My name is Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Rex!
This is bad
Any small children in there?
Mommy said not to talk to strangers
Hey! I see you!
You guys stuck in your car?
Let's get you out of there!
I have to save them!
Hey hey hey! Look at me! Hey!
Yes!?
Uh... go fetch!
AH! only I can prevent forest fires!
ah Haaa! Hey there!
Aaaaa You're soo attractive!
Uh oh
Occupied?
Really?
Toilet humor is beneath you
We have to be quiet.
*screams*
Who said that?!
Don't move! He can't see us if we don't move
I can totally see you!
But i'm trying to help this little boy!
We gotta go!
Good thing this cliff suddenly appeared!
Don't be scared! I'll sing you a song!
NOooooooo!
I love you!
You love me!
I just want you in my teeth!
AAAAAAAAAAGH!
Well he dead.
Oooooops!
Ha ha ha! They'll never take me alive!
AAAAAGH!
Dang it! This can't get any worse!
Hi.
Tim? Tim?
Are you still alive?
You know it!
Hurry up! There's about to be another action sequence!
But we just had one!
Too late!
We found Malcolm!
I can smell you!
Who said that?
We need to go!
Hey! [So long iguanadon!]
You get it? because he's a dinosaur.
The speed limit is 25 here!
It's uh.. catching up!
Slow down! There's kids around here!
*sigh* This looks like a good spot to rest.
Can you be our new dad?
Uhhhhhhh.
We need to send out another search party!
Wait. What are you doing?
Ima eatin ICE CREAM!
But your grand kids are in trouble!
Isn't there anyone else who can help? NO I sent everyone home
More ice cream for me! HA HA!
Wow. You are kinda the worst!
I really am!
We can't get the power back on in Jurassic Park!
What if we turn everything off and back on again?
I wont do it!
Ah ha! how about now?
Okay!
Ha! No way! It worked!
Now we just gotta trip the breakers and the power will be back!
Where are the breakers?
All the way on the other side of the park.
CWhy is it so far away?
It's so I can die!
Come on, kids! We gotta climb this fence!
No way!
It's too high!
Listen to your father!
Ugh! I'm not their dad!
Hello? Ray? Did you flip the breakers?
Oh There they are!
Come on, Tim! We gotta go!
No! I'm scared!
Nothing bad is gonna happen!
And push it! Push it real good!
Weeeeeeeee!
I did it! I fixed the power!
Surprise sucka!
AAaagh! Go away!
Wow! You did not skip leg day!
The raptors have escaped!
Don't worry I'll take care of them!
With this here shotgun and my superior intelligence...
They'll be no match for me!
Hi.
Oh poop.
Now stay here while I go find my lady friend!
You're leaving us? But you said you'd never do that!
What's the worst that could happen?
That's my cue!
AAAGH! Why didn't grandpa use circular doorknobs!
Yay We all lived!
Now lets get out here!
Dude! We have to go save the kids!
Why? I'm sure they're fine!
AAAGH!
AAAAAAGGGH!
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHH!
Ugh! Alright kids lets get out here
I'm sure it's fine now
Hola!
Gotcha!
Weeee!
Hey!
Uh oh!
You're trapped!
I knew we shouldn't have come back for the kids!
Time to die!
Yeah! Die!
Gotcha!
The T-Rex saved us?
I bet that never happens again!
What are you doing? We're supposed to work together!
What does this look like Jurassic World?!
Mr. Hammond, your park sucks!
Bye bye, Dinos.
Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Good thing this chooper just showed up!
Wow! Look at you!
Father-like-figure
Character development
Oh your banner fell!
Don't worry I'll get it back up!
Curse these tiny hands!