and the Award for Best Original
Screenplay goes to Michael it's tragic
how about chummy joinha thank you I have
a little bit desperate I can't pay my
bill there is something you have to hear
me out you thought of me for a teaching
job teaching is an absurd profession
practice by desperate seniors Keith I
don't believe that anything worth
knowing can be taught I intend to do as
little as possible while carrying on
with this charade
hello Flo welcome to the screenwriting
class Rosa my Buchan looking guy Dave
pick your own screenwriting class what
do you teach Holly I'm a sophomore now
that's good that's it's wonderful going
back to school that your hate yes
exactly that's what you meant I just
have a question I would expect no less
if you don't believe writing can be
taught what are we going to be doing in
the class
so the truth is that I'm gonna be
writing a movie about a teacher it's
gonna be in it I'm not at liberty to
discuss that you know Matt hasn't
committed yet Matt Damon
oh my god you arrived on campus became
an abbreviated insulted members of the
faculty who don't like Jane Austen just
a little bit tired of female empowerment
you dismissed your class for a month and
that class bears a suspicious
resemblance to a beauty pageant not the
man well I'm glad you've thought it
through you're trying to fill a
spiritual vacancy with alcohol in your
women yes
that's what you hope for isn't it find
someone smart funny woman for the fire
and on the field
I found myself missing you it's quite
possible that if I'd stayed aware more
as I'd have just completely got over
that but now we'll never know
stay out of trouble yeah yeah yeah will
do and just one other thing and telling
me from that once a meeting is gonna
have to come here mad who is mad because
you know what is always wrong Gosling or
Reynolds