Roisin if you got a mascot yes I do have
a mascot I've got a pizza so here's your
mascot yes my mascot Jimmy with that
okay I'm not lucky on this show and I
bought my mascot since oh I've just
bought in comfort food to get me through
it
I brought in a cake another part of my
mascot can we can we see how far you get
through the pizza and the cake during
the show I may not finish the flake
advert No
[Laughter]
it comes to me the feeder
[Laughter]
you know follow you on twitter and
you've recently tweeted about a dream
that you had normally I'm not interested
in people's dreams but it was it was
sort of an erotic dream Oh tell us more
about it
how did you mind sets of ed miliband
that weird face he does it made no sense
I don't fight Ted went about and talk
about ed with a band but I was having
sex with someone else
oh I said Miliband and then I woke up
you find out before you have sex with
him became in the dream mid sex what do
you mean you haven't got a word I don't
think word dreams okay six points to
Jack and it would appear Roshan doesn't
have any dreams there was the one where
she banged a Miliband Jen is the
greatest ever female player in countdown
history
Roisin is the worst John has had five
nine letter words on countdown Roshan
once claimed she had the word news but
there was no W on the board what I
brought in is an electric shock okay I'm
going to try and bully myself into being
better at countdown on my back you're
being charged to kill me for high jinks
I think it's a trust exercise easy it's
on my back
[Applause]
you're gonna bring to your team
impending doom a feeling of impending
doom we've already faith in you I think
you're gonna turn this round for us I
don't I'll break you I love the bones of
the woman but we're gonna die
yeah if you were to win Rosina no one
thinks that's gonna happen but if you
were to win what would that mean for you
it'd mean a lot it would stop the
comments on Twitter asking me if English
is my first language machine I got it
move on that's so painful okay why did
was 2 times 100 is 200 and you sure you
did that
[Music]
two times 100 is 200 okay yeah and 25
and then another hundred that's 300 and
then take away the rest to Nate just
make him be together
will she know I didn't get it on the
show I got four letter word which is
embarrassing but not as embarrassing as
when I realized the letter W wasn't even
on there so I've got four letter word
with no W so now I brought binoculars to
make sure I can see the letters which
will fall out what news never forget it
you have to make the words out of the
letters that appear there I love you
sick what's happened to your arm I don't
know the dirt from the bog
many guests we have on just covered in
immediately how did you manage to
get that on you leave down and I got
covered in stuff I think we could
probably get someone in to clean your
arm I've got a fake tan on though
can you grab the dirt in just blend it
rub the dirt in you just carry on I'll
just rub this dirt in for a bit you got
me now sure six short how many you going
Jason five ok fives and sixes
uh-oh I suppose we should ask I believe
in you and I think you are the person to
drive this team 5 or what's your five
rushing to pay whippin a pay with an a
Tau P II mean still counts a word
through no fault of your own
no words no words I mean there's go up
there does it very nice tonight
thank you very much was compliments to
the chefs the makeup ladies I've been at
it for about two hours okay what can I
say
interesting contrast without the hair
and the outfit I got here quite late
nice stuff got like a dress and a dressy
topic wasn't iron cuz I didn't get it
out and so I mean I sort of like it's a
nice jumper it just it looks a bit like
I run out of budget there before the
show as you said from neck up it was it
looks like I've said can I have Beyonce
hair and then Sean it wasn't my comment
Sean said and said benefit Street butter
Freddie if you've got a mascot I am a
bit embarrassed about it now though soon
as on Sean went to search effort Oh God
got me teddy
first I can come up with is it squeak is
it battery battery machine occasion he
misses out important bits of grandma she
wants to say is there a battery inside
it's not battery-powered yeah they're
indestructible squeaks after a nuclear
bomb that goes off I'll just be squeaks
and a little bit of explaining the
technical aspect a plastic bubbly bubble
plastic little bubble passageways
plastic squeeze no I didn't get it the
ladder machine has seen a word up
they're about to do a practice run penis
1406 instead it's fun for you so isn't
it on it let your camera pen because
that's the word just checking isn't that
- see what you want my penis penis
should be no good it wouldn't be long
enough
only five
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Jim or 30 seconds is not long enough to
enjoy row Sheen's face as you get a
Roshi maybe I'm not sure yes we'll see
their degrees good to know how you got
it okay because I believe everyone else
five times 100 equals 500 yeah ten plus
six equals 16
yep times by four is 64 no yeah
is it it's right and then take that away
36
[Applause]
everyone was really really triggers
there with like pretending you hadn't
got it much for the last do you have
used all the letters straight away would
you numbers on machine did you get it no
how much did you get machine I got a
hundred plus 4 times 8 is minus 3 I've
got 1 2 9 rossini or five words oh whoa
what does words mean this is the life
puzzles and massive biscuits okay five
you weren't playing what was your five
favourite penis what's doing penis I
always spot the day
so I win we get some points no no cuz
you weren't playing that one it was Joe
versus David and neither of them spotted
the D what he got I got it was five
actually it was a fossil I miscounted
Jimmy I got fossil but I also think
lock-ins brought up and we got sleep
which is also a form you're cheating
isn't helping me more than one logger
what would you how would you describe
that what would you say
loggers say make you six letter word
[Laughter]
it's laughing that yeah consonant for
these Rachel thank John deep spotted
that one Roche mutual morning routine
well I get up I put all the lightbulbs
back in the safe
these stopcock back on so we got water
yeah the stopcock I know I stopped
clock is no stocks there's a thing's a
tap under cupboards stop
oh she does never use the words stop and
talk in the same
instead of stop clock guys just all
love shown actually there's a block book
in the plumbers in did I ruin your
itineraries you up to the stopcock
because there anymore you have to take
it was just the fact that I shut my
house nobody's allowed to use any
facilities in the home to lie awake
again you know just cause you don't
understand some basic words I'm
frightened of using Bertha you're six
God thawed you got God did you that is
the basic for monetary unit of Haiti
which obviously well she knew yep she
did you get it I don't know she did how
do you think you might have got it
three times a hundred yeah and oh I
don't regime did you get it nowhere near
it rushing why are you I'm nowhere near
me
and how did you do that 50 is 250
children 50 if you times that by 2 what
is it shamed I think should be very
proud that you got free cake yeah music
though
press the randomizer again let's see how
our enemies I think it's gonna be 2 to 3
is the next one up a good thing to lose
a lot of money on net 3 Eminem's
Dunvegan to Alan carp marks we've
invented a new round
one three four I'm go four one three
four I'm going between 500 and 500 and
2000 you're not saying an exact number
oh it's got to be the exact number Shawn
by five to six yeah yeah
between 500 and 500 2008 for this part
four seven eight eight two four miles
miles where you go I'm going for 673
okay
press the button
with a dead girl damn sorry for what we
did what's it going for a second
birthday game scare me scary why
don't we just take the numbers with a
Ouija board closest you only hours a
tenner yeah never mind your fear of the
occult I mean I'm sorry but we have it
now cuz we know what you like
sure mom what was your six rejoin rejoin
very good thank you means a lot I've got
join up pretty good
six points for both teams
Ivan Susie could they have done any
better yeah they could have done
actually what we we got hyena and then
lorina which is someone will make
stirrups Susie can you confirm that
let's make her small bits no Laura no
would ya do you know those people were
specially designed to clean horses
willies so there's people specially
designed their job is to go and clean
horses willies sure they do the rest of
the horse while are there no especially
they're heavily heavily unionized don't
touch the ass
did you pick up this information from a
friend of mine why would you care if
your horse at a dirty way today
I mean well that was fast something but
what a dirty penis so the end of that
both teams have six points
[Applause]
oh sure I was terrible
thanks for coming back though