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HELLO, AND WELCOME TO "THE DAILY BITE."
I'M YOUR HOST, JORDAN CARLOS. YOU KNOW ME!
FROM MY POPULAR TRAVEL SHOW, "JORDAN CARLOS STAYS HOME."
BUT TODAY, WE'RE NOT GONNA STAY-CATE.
WE'RE GONNA VACATE THE PREMISES.
WORDPLAY!
BUT ON WITH THE SHOW.
Narrator: YOU THINK YOU KNOW SHARKS?
YOU'RE GONNA FIND OUT.
TODAY ON "THE DAILY BITE,"
WE'RE TESTING YOUR SHARK IQ,
RANKING THE TOP SHARKS OF ALL TIME,
AND YAMANEIKA'S BACK.
IT'S FOUR DAYS TO SHARK WEEK,
AND THIS IS "THE DAILY BITE."
WELCOME BACK!
I GOT A SHARK TRIVIA QUESTION FOR YOU.
WHAT IS MY FAVORITE WAY TO PASS THE TIME?
ERGH! NO. TOTALLY WRONG.
I PASS THE TIME BY PLAYING SHARK TRIVIA.
♪ I'M THE MASTER OF KNOWLEDGE ♪
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Narrator: THE YELLOWTAIL,
OR YELLOWS, ARE THE WORKERS OF THE COMMUNITY,
JUST TRYING TO MAKE A LIVING OFF
THE VARIOUS SCRAPS THAT COME THEIR WAY.
THEY TRAVEL TOGETHER IN A LARGE SCHOOL.
FOR THEM, STRENGTH IN NUMBERS MEANS A SMALLER CHANCE
OF INDIVIDUAL CAPTURE.
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AFTER ALL, 300 EYES ARE BETTER THAN TWO.
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FLO HAS A SMALL MOUTH,
BUT HER ENORMOUS PHARYNX
ALLOWS HER TO SUCK IN FOOD AT HIGH SPEEDS.
NURSE SHARKS TAKE ONLY 32 MILLISECONDS
TO OPEN THEIR MOUTHS,
SO THEIR BITE IS ACTUALLY EXPLOSIVE SUCTION.
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BECOMING A MARINE BIOLOGIST IS A BIG COMMITMENT.
FOUR YEARS OF UNDERGRAD,
TWO YEARS OF GRAD SCHOOL,
AND UP TO SIX MORE YEARS OF GETTING YOUR PhD.
NOW, ON THE OTHER HAND,
IF YOU'RE BECOMING A STAND-UP COMEDIAN,
IT'LL TAKE JUST AS LONG TO GET SUCCESSFUL.
SO IF YOU'RE STARTING TO DO STAND-UP,
TELL YOUR PARENTS YOU'RE STUDYING
TO BE A MARINE BIOLOGIST
AND THEN JUST AVOID GOING TO THE BEACH WITH THEM
EVER!
AND, SPEAKING OF LEGENDARY PLANS,
LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME LEGENDARY SHARKS.
NOW, THAT'S A PLAN.
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A LOT OF THINGS CAN GO WRONG
WHEN YOU'RE DEALING WITH A 5,000-POUND ANIMAL.
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Narrator: MATLIDA --
A FULLY-MATURE GREAT WHITE.
SHE LONG AGO PASSED THE GREATEST TEST
FOR ANY SHARK.
BREACHING ON PREY.
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MATILDA'S A WARRIOR.
NOW SHE'S A ROLE MODEL FOR ALL THE YOUNG SHARKS
IN THE ALLEY.
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THE COMMUNITIES MOTHER FIGURE, BIG MOMMA.
BIG MOMMA'S LIKE ANY PREGNANT FEMALE --
SHE'S HUNGRY, SHE'S FEISTY, AND WHEN HER MOOD SWINGS,
LOOK OUT.
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SHE TRAVELS WITH AN UNLIKELY COMPANION --
REMMY THE REMORA.
A LOVABLE LACKEY,
HE AND BIG MOMMA HAVE A SYMBIOTIC RELATIONSHIP.
SHE'S GOT HIS BACK, AND HE'S GOT HER BELLY.
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AND NOW IT'S TIME TO CHECK IN WITH YAMANEIKA SAUNDERS,
WHO IS PREVIEWING SOME AWESOME NEW SHARK WEEK SHOWS.
I'M TELLING YOU, THIS IS AN INTERPRETATION
IN A TAKE THAT YOU HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE.
DO IT TO THEM, YAMS.
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♪ SHE BE TALKING MONEY ♪
♪ LOOKING BOURGEE, DOWN TO RIDE ♪
♪ SPLASH ♪ ♪ ON A BOAT ♪
OKAY, SHARK WEEK.
GIVE ME THE BEST YOU GOT.
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"ALIEN SHARKS: GREATEST HITS"?
THERE ARE ALIEN SHARKS NOW?
LIKE, THAT'S ANOTHER THING I GOT TO BE WORRIED ABOUT.
Narrator: THIS RARE ALIEN SHARK HAS 300 TEETH.
I BET THE PENTAGON KNEW ABOUT THAT.
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[ GASPS ]
OH, MY GOD.
Y'ALL GOT TO SEE THIS CRAZINESS FOR YOURSELVES.
"ALIEN SHARKS: GREATEST HITS."
ONLY ON SHARK WEEK.
THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY.
I, FOR ONE, FELT LIKE
TODAY'S EPISODE WAS A CARNIVAL OF EMOTIONS.
I WAS SCARED, EXCITED, THRILLED,
AND EVEN THREW UP A BUNCH OF FUNNEL CAKE.
SORRY!
WARDROBE, I'M SO SORRY.
GOODNIGHT, FOLKS.
I'M NOT PROUD OF WHAT I DID.
SMELLS BAD IN HERE.
LIKE A HOT-BAD.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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