- Remember him? - [Bleep] that kid.
- What a dick.
- I'm not doing it. - Come on, man.
- No. - It's so good.
- I can't.
- One of these days, I'll win.
Today is not that day.
♪ (French accordion music) ♪
(wind blowing) ♪ (dramatic music) ♪
- (FBE) Winter is coming at the FBE office.
- Winter is coming.
- (FBE) We're gonna show you scenes from Game of Thrones
and we'll present you with some delicious food
from the show recreated by a professional chef.
- Oh, fantastic. - Yes.
- I'm excited. April's coming up.
It's my birthday, but also Game of Thrones
and that's how I'd leave it as,
so I'm very excited.
- (FBE) However, the night is dark and full of terrors,
so this is a Try Not to Eat Challenge.
- No. - (FBE) So, whoever can get
through these four dishes and not eat anything wins,
but if you do try something, there will be a punishment
per food you eat at the end. - Ooh.
If it's a Game of Thrones style punishment,
that could be really bad.
- I'm gonna try my best to get through this,
but it's gonna be hard. I mean, who doesn't like
to eat cool food from a show they love?
- Man, now I just want season eight.
- Ugh, of course. I knew this would be
the first thing.
- (woman) What is it? - (man) It's a wolf.
- "It's a wolf. It's a wolf."
- Little funny face. - (man) Could you give her this?
- Cute.
- Poor Hot Pie. I hope he doesn't die
by the end. - I know, right?
- He just-- - See, look how much
he's improving on the wolves.
- (FBE) Here is the yummy direwolf bread Hot Pie makes.
- Ooh, Hot Pie. - That actually looks super dope.
- It really does. That's so good.
- (FBE) He has really improved his recipe and this bread
is much more like the one he gave Brienne
than to Arya. - Oh, it smells good.
- (FBE) Our chef was able to copy the recipe
from the food stylist of Game of Thrones.
It really makes this as authentic as possible.
- How does it smell like a cookie?
I thought it was bread. It must be a sweet bread.
- I feel bad that he's going-- - Well then you go ahead
and you eat it. - I'm gonna.
- Go ahead, you do it. - Somebody has to.
- Just take off the head.
Is it good? - Oh, a big bite.
It is good. - It's good?
That's good. It looks really good,
but I'm gonna pass.
- I feel bad. If somebody made this
and I reject it. - Nope, pass.
- I'm okay, I'm okay. I think I can--
I'll pass on this one. - I will say though,
it's more delicious because it's in the shape
of a wolf. - Yes.
- Yes. I don't know why that is.
- They did a really great-- whoever did this
did a great job. - Yeah.
- That looks amazing.
- It's the detail that's great and I wanna give it more worth.
It's something I've had before, it feels like.
I can hold off on this one, I think.
- Me as well.
- It smells super good, but it's cute,
so I feel like that's gonna help me not eat it,
'cause I'm like, "Aw, no.
I don't wanna hurt him." - I'm not gonna eat it.
- I'm not gonna eat it either. No, no, no.
I'm gonna say no.
- Oh, the cake from the purple wedding.
- Remember him? - [Bleep] that kid.
- What a dick.
- Oh, he's-- - Attack!
Oh, it's a bird. We're eating pigeons.
- You guys better have birds flying out of this cake
you bring us. - See this makes me
really happy because I know what comes afterwards
and it's just the best.
- God, I hate him so much. It's all coming back to me,
the rage.
- Oh God. - Ugh.
- Everything about this. This actor is so good.
Joffrey just makes you hate him.
- Perfect.
- (FBE) Here is the pigeon pie Joffrey and Margaery
so lovingly were feeding each other.
It's tender meat and veggies layered in between
flaky pastry dough. - It smells good.
You can smell the inside. - I almost don't wanna
smell it because it's-- - It smells delicious, actually.
- Yeah, that's fresh. - It's so complicated.
- It's also kinda perfect looking. - Oh, it's so flaky.
Here we go.
- How is it? Is it good?
- It's so good. - Oh no.
I'm not doing it. - Come on, man.
- No. - It's so good.
- I can't.
- If you have some, I would like to watch.
- No. - That's the best part.
I just wanna see it just cut through.
- If you go in with me, then we'll both eat it.
- I can wait on this one. - Come on, boy.
Let's do this together. - I can wait on this one.
- I'm gonna pass that, too.
- It looks and smells good, but it looks really nice
and I'd feel bad breaking into it.
Can you get more? - When you get close to it,
it smells like it's gonna be really toasty.
I can refrain myself. Just the image of the pigeon
with the blood. - It's kind of like--
- That's what it's associated with in my head right now.
- In the back of my head, I'm always thinking about
that punishment. What's gonna be the punishment?
And it'd be nice to win one of these for once.
- It's too pretty, buttery, flaky, shiny for me
to poke it with a fork or get on in there.
I can't ruin it. It's too good looking.
- I feel like this is becoming a sexual
experience for me. I'm like...
No, I can't, I can't. - I got you, girl.
- Yeah, no. I'm gonna say no.
I'm gonna say no.
- I'm holding off. - I think I can pass.
- (FBE) Here is a passage from the book
for our book readers. - Okay.
"In the bottom, there were pot shops
along the alley where huge tubs of stew had been
simmering for years."
- "And you could trade half your bird for a heel
of yesterday's bread and a bowl of brown."
- "And they'd even stick the other half in the fire
and crisp it up for you as long as you plucked
the feathers yourself." - Any kind of soup,
I feel like when I was a kid, I was like, "Eh, it's gross.
Whatever." But now I'm just like,
"Give it to me."
- (FBE) So, Bowl O' Brown may be food for the poor
people of Westeros, but our chefs made sure
to make it delicious enough for even a Lannister to enjoy.
It's served warm and mouthwateringly delicious.
- I want to, but I don't want to,
'cause I like winning. - All right, I'm doing it.
[Bleep] it. I'm totally doing it.
It's sauce. There's sauce.
I'm doing it with bread. - Yeah, no.
She'll also be getting majority broth.
- Oh my God. Right?
It's so good. - Wow.
That is a lot better than I was anticipating.
Very well seasoned, very savory,
you got the flavor of the beef.
- The brown part is the best part.
- Right? - I mean, that's--
- It's so accurate. - It's so good.
- If I do it, I'm gonna take it with that bread.
- I know. They even added the bread, too.
Yep. - It's good.
It's like grandmother's stew when it's snowing outside.
It warms you up.
- It smells so good. Are you gonna have any?
- I don't know. The name doesn't really
make it seem appealing. I guess marketing's
really important. - It smells so good.
You know what? I'm gonna go for it.
- Yes. - One of these--
one of these days, I'll win. Today is not that day.
It's really rich and has a lot of really good flavor on it.
It's really good. I'm gonna have another bite.
- This one's hard to resist, 'cause it smells so good.
- It does. All of these--
you guys can't tell from watching this,
but all of this food smells delicious.
- Just scratch your screen. - It's almost--
- Scratch and sniff. You'll smell it.
- You can even feel the heat off of it.
- Yeah. - Scratch and sniff.
Nah, I'm not gonna. - I'm okay.
- I'm not gonna do it. - I'm okay.
- I'm not gonna do it. I can never win a laugh challenge,
I'm gonna try and win a food challenge.
- Same. - Yeah.
- Wow, what a day.
- (man) They handed him over-- - Oh, this is--
this scene. - Oh God.
- This scene.
- No, this is the part where you think he's eating his penis.
- (man) You had a good sized [bleep].
- I'm glad I ate the bread.
- (man) What? Yeah.
- It's not--
- (man) Pork sausage. - Look at his smarmy face.
I just wanna punch it.
- (man) You think I'm some sort of savage?
- He was also a very evil character. - Oh my God.
I'm having flashbacks. Poor Theon.
- (FBE) So, here is the sausage Ramsey was eating.
We swear it's only pork. - Okay.
- That's a big wiener. - (FBE) Are you gonna give
this yummy sausage a try? - There's a lot of jokes
on my mind going on right now.
- Lot of wiener jokes. To be honest,
I've never been a huge hot dog or sausage guy,
so I think I'm gonna pass on this one.
Let me know how it is. I'm going to enjoy
this through you. - It's nice and peppery.
It's smoky. It's good.
- It smells good. It smells like a pepperoni.
- That's kinda what it tastes like.
- I love pepperoni. No, I'm staying strong.
You're a bad influence.
- Does cutting into it count as eating it?
- Don't do that. - I kinda wanna see
the inside. - This one doesn't smell
as much. This is easier.
- That's why. - I can be like, okay.
I think the scent is the major thing that makes it
so enticing. It just smells so good.
It's a no for me. - I'm not eating this.
- I'm not honestly a huge sausage person, to be honest
and also, that one definitely, the image of that scene
of you thinking at first that he's eating his--
you know. It makes it not really
super appealing. - I had sausage and eggs
for breakfast this morning. Hard pass.
- There's somewhere I can relate with Theon
in this situation and I'm just not about it.
I'm all right. I'ma pass.
- Passing.
- Probably gonna be a no for me,
although I will smell it. - Yeah, I'm good.
I don't like sausage that has the skin.
- I don't like these really phallic kinds of dishes.
- It's just a pork sausage. - That's gonna be a no from me.
- (FBE) So, you guys both won, so you get this next dish
to yourselves. - Oh, a prize?
- (FBE) Austin, you won and now it's time
for the winning dish. - Yes.
- (FBE) So, you get to enjoy this next dish all to yourself.
- Yes.
- (woman) Is this your first time in the north, your grace?
- This is from the first episode.
- (woman) Lovely because of you.
- Is this just a feast? Are you guys gonna have
a feast?
- That's so weird seeing the two of them together.
- Yeah.
- Look how tiny Sophie Turner is.
- Oh my God, she's a literal child.
- Man, those kids straight up grew up on that show.
- Yeah, man. - What a show to grow up on, too.
- Right?
- They just bring out a whole spread.
- Oh my God, if they do it,
I'm going to be so mad. - Just a giant tray.
- Whoa. - Holy mackerel.
- (FBE) Austin, here you go. Here is the winning dish,
the royal feast that they were enjoying at Winterfell.
- Yes. - (FBE) And with it,
because this is Game of Thrones, you get to enjoy some
Game of Thrones wine. - Cheers.
- Look at you. Oh my gosh.
- What's on my head?
- Yay. - Oh my God.
- Put it on me. - Oh my God.
- Look at Game of Thrones wine. - That's actually dope as [bleep].
- That's dope. I want that.
- That's insane. - We both said "dope."
- It looks so good. - This looks like the best thing
I've seen.
- Please sir, can I have some? - No!
Stay in your lane. That's what they said, right?
- Yes. It sounds delicious, too.
- I'm feeling like I'm doing it wrong with a fork, though.
I feel like Game of Thrones style would just be fingers.
- I'm using my hands. I'm not using a fork.
- Just getting it on out. Yep.
That's a nice crispy skin.
- What is that? - (FBE) That's not
the only punishment. Inspired by the scene
where Daenerys eats a heart,
here's a beef heart for you. One bite for each food you ate.
To wash it down though, we have a shot
of White Walker scotch. - Yolo.
- Ugh, ew. Do I have to?
I feel like I could be the mother of dragons.
This is the stuff of it. I don't normally eat meat.
I do drink though.
- This does not smell good at all.
It smells like poop. - It smells old.
- It's sour. How do you make a meat sour?
- You made it worse. - It's sour.
- It wasn't worth the sausage, I'll say that.
- Yeah, no. - You do it.
How was that? - That's better.
- That's better? - Much better.
- It's just a filet mignon.
- I just wanna reiterate how good this is.
- Okay.
There's really not a lot of flavor.
- No? - I mean, there it is.
- Whoo! - I feel like a dragon,
like fire's gonna shoot out of my mouth.
- Whenever we watch the next season,
where any time there's gonna be food in any scene,
we're gonna be like, "[Bleep]." - That's all I'm gonna think about.
- That's what we're gonna have to eat next.
- Hands down, best challenge I've ever been in for sure.
I get to watch Game of Thrones, I get to drink wine.
I get to eat food made by an amazing chef
and not something I microwaved after work.
This is a win-win for me. Plus, we won.
I'm feeling on top of the world.
- Same, same.
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