- can you see this?
-this is how I feel
ah, good day everyone
and welcome to todays video
here with... my girlfriend Miranda
-Oh, now I'm your girlfriend?
She's a little upset...
-YES, I'm a little upset
Why?
-Because you're going on the internet and saying to everybody
"Oh look I have this boyfriend"
When it's like, HELLO, fiancés come first!
Right...
- So are we still getting married? What the freak is the even the deal?
Well, you know that I'm gay. So, I have a boyfriend
But you're my girlfriend.
-Right. Well I get it it's 'cause of equality, you're experimenting, you know everyone does it.
No, I'm not experimenting.
-Yes we are... we're - that's what this is. It's a science project. We're experimenting.
Oh, this is an experiment
-Yes Yeah
-So is your 'boyfriend'
Okay
I guess we can call it that, I get it. I like that you're being the gay.
- Thank you.
-Because that means that we can get married. Because of equality.
Right...
-But, I don't appreciate you CHEATING ON ME!
[Giggles]
-Why is that funny?
[Still giggling]
-You think it's funny to cheat? Jesus said: "Thou shalt not cheat!
You cheat on me all the time!
-YEAH RIGHT! With even who?
With every other gay guy on YouTube
-You are my number one... oh!
-Mmmm
Well, Miranda. I brought you here because I know how much you love emojis
and I know how much you like eggs. Well I think you like eggs.
-I love an egg.
She loves a good egg.
So we're going to make emoji Easter eggs.
-What's a emoji?
You know what an emoji is! Like a-
[Cough]
Like when I'm texting you "hey bae" and I send you the emoji kissy face.
-Ohhh! The yellow people!
Yes. The yellow people.
So we're gonna draw those on eggs.
-Easy.
[Miranda talking over him] Are you excited for Easter? For the Easter Bunny?
-How do I draw it on?
Oh, well we have to dye them first.
-So we're killing them?!
No! They're already dead!
[muttering] -Okay... let's go for it.
[Miranda talking over again] Do you want me to pour the water in or do you...?
-I'm not gonna touch that! I don't like hot things... except for myself.
Ooooh look at that steam!
-I'm just a little bit upset about this because I don't know how I feel about killing
these. If you think about it, a chicken has these eggs and the eggs turn into a baby chicken.
[Joey, offscreen: Right...] Just like a woman has eggs that turns into a little baby person.
Essentially, it is just a chicken's period...
-So we're killing it.
No.
-So we are practicing..[Joey talking over Miranda] It was never fertilized- sorry to get political on you
[Joey giggling] But, you're basically telling everyone what you believe in: pro-life or pro-choice.
-Killing the eggs.
No, it was never fertilized in the first place.
-What the heck? Now you're speaking other languages?!
[While laughing] What?
[Babbling the word 'fertilize' questioningly]
Do you want to add the vinegar?
-Can we drink it?
Yeah! Try a little!
-You gonna have a sip first? [Joey] Yeah
-To christen it.
-Mmmm. How is it?
It's good.
[Miranda gagging]
[Joey giggling]
[Water splashing] Delicious!
[Joey giggling]
-WAIT!
-IT'S SPICY!
It's not spicy at all!
-IT IS SPICY! JOEY!
Haven't you had salt and vinegar chips?
[Miranda coughing] -I'm gonna throw up!
[Joey laughing]
-[whining] It tastes like when I throw up!
And it smells like when I had that infection and I had to take a bath in vinegar.
...what?
-You never heard of that?
Okay so we need to pour some of this in here. [water pouring]
I think that's good. [Miranda spitting]
-I had some extra.
Oh... thank you!
-You're welcome.
Uh, okay. So then, the vinegar is basically gonna make the color attach to the egg and be more vibrant.
-You are colorblind there is no color in this. Do you guys see color in this? [Joey:] Careful, that's hot.
-Your face is hot.
[Enunciating overly clearly] HOT.
-Sis.
Now I'm going to let you do this part. This is ad-
-I know emojis are yellow.
That is yellow.
[Joey giggling] -Are you looking at this?!
-THIS IS RED.
-Do you see it? This is how the beauty gurus do it. See it?
Yes. Okay.
-YOU CALL THIS YELLOW?
It'll - it'll change when it's in...
[Talking while burping] -NO
[Joey giggling] -Okay so I'm putting this in...
Yeah, drop some in.
Oh my god!
That's gorgeous. You see? It's yellow!
[muttering] -Okay, I guess it's magic.
Yeah. That's everything...
-I AM a magician so... ['magic' noise]
-So we just dip it in?
We just plop 'em in.
-That's easy peasy lemon squeeze-y.
[Joey gasps as an egg slams into the bowl]
Miranda! You have to be gentle!
-Why?
You just broke that one!
-Well you have to eat it anyways!
No!
Ugh, they're broken...
-It's a egg! You're supposed to crack it open!
[The egg gently hits the bowl]
Thank you.
[Egg being hit on rim of bowl]
[Laughing] NO! No...
-You see because then you can eat it.
[Joey] No, you're not supposed to do that!
-You see then... look it pops out. [Joey offscreen:] Eww...
Yeah, and now what?
-It squirts everywhere. Just like a lady likes it.
But we're supposed to... ugh.
Okay. So we're gonna let these sit in there for a few minutes, they're gonna turn yellow
and then we can draw the gorgeous emoji faces on them.
[muttering] -Okay hurry up.
Okay so we've put these in for a few minutes, I think they're ready to come out
-I've been waiting FOREVER.
I know, but I got you a little gift Miranda. These are Easter Bunny ears.
-The heck?
They're cute! Aren't they?
-You cut the ears off the Easter Bunny?!
-WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU JOEY?
-First, you're cheating on your girlfriend,
then you're making me drink poison spicy vinegar
You wanted to drink the vinegar!
-AND THEN you're killing egg chickens and now you're giving me this?
You're just really defended today.
[Joey gasps] [Miranda burps]
-I'm really burp-y today
Yeah you're really sick.
- [unintelligible] ...I'm the better girl.
Okay so why don't you reach your hand in
get the eggs and...
[Miranda gasps] THAT'S BOILING WATER!
[Giggling] Oh, I forgot.
I forgot it was hot.
- What the heck is wrong with you?
What do you mean?
-Making me touch boiling water?
It's fine!
[Miranda gasps again] IT'S STILL BOILING!
-Ow
Come on, you can do it!
-OW
[Talking over each other] -It's burning my fingers, it's burning my fingers.
Put it on the tray okay
Good. You're so brave I'm so proud of you.
They're only a little bit cracked too! [An egg slams]
-THIS IS BURNING ME!
-Put it down!
[whining] -Why do I have to do this? Why does the woman have to do everything?
This one's disgusting.
-I love it. It's got a crusty seam.
Give it a lick.
Mmmmm
That taste good?
-No.
-Well now what do we do?
Okay so the next step is to draw the emoji faces on these gorgeous eggs so
Here's a Sharpie for you [Sharpie uncaps]
-Okay
Um, I need a Sharpie of my own I'll use the skinny one because you're probably not gonna turn out good anyways so I'll use...
-What the heck?!
-I like this one
Okay, cool. So do you know what emojis look like?
-Ummm... No.
Oh.
Well...
-The one's from the phone?
Yeah!
-Okay got it
Okay. I'm gonna pull up a reference photo from the inter- I think I'm gonna do the heart eye emoji
I think I'm gonna pull up a reference photo for me, I think I'm going to do [intentionally unintelligible] emoji
[Miranda breathing loudly through her mouth]
Oh, you're breathing kinda heavy, aren't you?
[whispered] -I wish.
"I wish"?
-Okay I got purple next.
Okay
Purple?
-Yes
They're not supposed to be purple.
-Why ya' bein' racist about it?
I'm not! I'm just saying... normally... the emoji faces...
-Racist.
-I know this is really easy so I don't know what you're complaining about over there Mr. Complainer.
[Miranda grunts]
Oh my god, this is not cute at all...
Looks like Miranda Sings did it or something...
-Do you know another Miranda Sings?
No...
-So you're saying it's not cute because it's not me?
[Giggling] Exactly, yeah
A compliment
-Well, I did this and it looks incredible.
Lemme see
OH! You did the eggplant emoji!
-See? Look at it up close.
[Miranda still] -See, like the beauty of a rose
-It's eggplant emoji, so
[Joey] Wow...
-I don't know why we had to dye it yellow [grunt]
What do you mean?
-Why do I have to dye it yellow if I'm just gonna color it?!
'Cus you're supposed to draw a face like these!
-Why do I have to draw a face?
Because we're doing the emoji faces!
[muttering] -Oh my gosh....
-I'll take this purple glitter...
PURPLE GLITTER?!
You're still not following what we're supposed to do, Miranda!
-You're screaming and you need to take it down notch.
[Marker caps hitting the table] I will not. I need this...
Okay, so this is what mine looks like - lookit! It's the heart eyed one! It's gorgeous!
But I'm gonna add glitter to mine...
-Copycat.
No. I'm an original..artist
[Miranda] Why isn't it freaking focusing?
Can you just do like an actual regular smiley face one?
-I just did a regular smiley face!
No, you did the demonic face!
-That's a face! You said do a face I like that one it's the smiling cat!
Here, I'm giving you some options. See those?
-Yes
Yeah. Do one of those.
-Okay
She's a bad girl, aren't you? You need a spanking...
-[embarrassed] Not in front of the camera, Joey...
Oh...
Um, I also have some white paint which can work as white eyeballs. Which I'm gonna do.
[While giggling] Oh my god...
[Joey giggling] -That. Is. Incredible.
Show them.
[muttering] -It won't freaking focus on it...
We'll do a little show after
Show and tell
You're doing a lot better than I thought you would
-I know, because I'm incredible.
[marker hitting the table] Okay I did a simple one right there - oh, you can't even see.
Which makes me feel good because it's... really great.
Please stop talking.
-I'm really busy and you're bugging me.
-OWWWWWWW.
That'll teach you not to talk back to me!
-You're being really mean to me. You're being really aggressive.
-You know how you make me feel?
How do I make you feel?
-LIKE THIS.
[gasp] Oh my god, the crying emoji!
-You see this?
-This is how I feel right now
[Joey offscreen] She feels violated.
[agressive coloring noises] -I feel like this
-Do you see this?
-This is how I feel. [Egg crumbling]
[Egg pieces hit the table]
[Joey, scolding] Miranda!
-That's what you get.
That's what YOU get. You're being a very bad girl.
-Do you see what happened to this egg?
Yes I see
-YOU'RE NEXT.
[Whispering] Okay... I'm sorry. I'll be a good boy.
-If you don't stop being mean to me... [Joey giggles as egg hits the table below]
-Get ready for it.
-There's egg everywhere...
[Joey giggling]
-Are we done with this?!
Yeah we're done.
[Miranda muttering] So, we're gonna put - I got you a little pink Easter basket
and I got myself a blue one um, and we're gonna put our eggs in our basket and then I'll show you all what we
have created. 'Cuz they're gorgeous.
[Joey giggles]
[Upbeat music]
The Easter Bunny's gonna be really excited to see those.
Yeah -Yeah
-I want it to dangle...like that [Joey laughs]
Oh my god you're so.. ( [laughing]. Well, I hope you enjoyed today's DIY-
-Dangling... loose like that... [Offscreen Joey sighs: Yeah...]
If you guys did please give it a thumbs up if you want more videos of me and Miranda.
And uh, go check out Miranda's channel...
-AND click the like button if you want to see the wedding 'cuz once you're married you can't be cheating around like that anymore.
That's true.
-The more likes we get the more LIKEly it will be we get married.
Okay... yeah. I like that. Alright so we'll see you guys next time, good day and bye!