[Applause]
we're good how are you I'm doing well I
feel like every time I see is something
great has happened to you yeah this case
yeah I know I know I'm not rubbing it in
I'm not one of those guys I know I'm a
Mets fan anyway so you could rub it in
and if you like I don't I don't do that
I don't go to the stadium posing stadium
where the other teams
oh you don't stop your little run around
and look at the crowd that never I see
that I'm just like that guy should get
too checked out of them a perfect world
that happens that I used to wear stuff
the opposing team stuff cuz um you know
I moved away from Boston but I just got
sick of it and it's not even being in
the stands it's when you go to the
bathroom
that's the worst yeah some guy knows
yeah you go out to the bathroom they
wait to you know you doin your thing and
then they push you in the bed take out
their childhood on your why am i doing
what am i Steven Seagal I'm gonna fight
all these guys with my you almost got
into a fight
oh really at Dodger Stadium yeah why
would happen SCO's fans are insane what
do you mean everybody talks about Philly
oh they threw they threw snowballs at
Santa Claus Dodger fans would have
stabbed them so I don't predict with the
real people hard day at work and that's
all they need so basically what happened
was a lot of empty seats where I was up
cuz StubHub was gouging people so bad
people just stay at home so there was
all these empty seats behind us really
what my buddy was taking his beard empty
beer cans was sticking him there and
this guy I don't know he had a problem
with it and he's in rather than just
being hey do you mind my wife and kid
got to get by can you just ba ba ba ba
he just immediately went to hey was
there something wrong with the bottom of
your chair and then it escalated and
then I pulled the lady's line which
usually diffuses it I was like ladies
ladies
and I go to shake his hand it doesn't
shake my hand like an so now my Boston
anger comes up and I'm just talking
loudly about West Coast fans forgetting
that I'm a bald 50 year old man that's
gonna get thrown off the upper deck and
finally after ending a half a mile at
the World Series and I'm mad at this
idiot behind me what do I care okay what
do I care about this guy you know he's
not gonna hurt us is four of us you know
he was like 80 pounds overweight so
what's he a fall on us he's gonna do so
I went down to get a beer when I came
back he was mean-mugging me the whole
way uh oh really he's with his wife and
kid no yeah you know look like you just
got out of Denny's and he's looking at
me like he's gonna do something so my
eyes are starting to go but I refuse to
get glasses so I'm sitting there like as
I'm walking up like this guy looking at
me so you know when you have old eyes
you got to look away and then look back
to make sure so I did that now he thinks
I'm soft like oh I got it something
happened on the walk up to him I was
just like I'm not doing this anymore
just like dude come on man I go respect
the Dodgers I love you guys I'm sorry
put that thing can we can we just crush
his squash this right so I got to do the
fist bump and he literally he's so
immature like like emotionally that when
he went to do the fist bump he didn't
even move his hand up he just had in his
lap and he just kind of went like this
you know you're like when a toddler goes
to wave for the first time they don't
lift their arm up they just they just
imitate you like that like did that and
then we will find so I think I figured
something out would because there's an
overlap with Irish guys and Mexican
dudes as far as like a disconnect like
you have like this anger and like I
think like when you meet a 40 year old
Mexican dude you got to do the math
that's like meeting a 60 year old Irish
guy in therapy years like they're like
they're even more hardcore they stay in
that face ten people with flamethrowers
and not even flinch be like what I'm not
backing down
to give you gotta get on me out so I
gave him the outer husk washed it and
then they do my buddy
the angers boss Boston guy next to me
after as he walked out he was just like
dude how did you do that how did you do
that just like well you know I've been
married for five years
losing fights all the time so I've just
learned that you got to give somebody
the out I think that's excellent advice
yeah yeah did you you didn't bring your
wife and daughter to the game dude how
old's your daughter now ah she's gonna
be two in January Oh two in January
that's cute did you show did she watch
the games with you at all
no she only likes she likes puppy dog
pals oh and she likes the Disney
Channel's anytime in her world it's on
24/7 so like when I go to turn it on the
second I put the TV on except going hey
we're gonna watch some football you know
she just goes dog dog what the dog and
I'm like no the dogs went to bed and
then the way TV is now as if that stupid
dogs are on all day long they are on and
my wife has watched him at night so she
knows so now I got to put it on and then
I got to find out like I flip back and
forth during the commercial in a second
I flip away from the dog she goes oh oh
dog dog dog and then she starts like
crying so I only know like half the Red
Sox names hit the home run and the other
guy hit this single like I didn't even
know anybody's name this year so I have
to say I don't know why I am so tickled
that you are starring in a movie with
Hugh Jackman which is oh yeah it's my
way to say starring if you blink your
eye you're gonna miss me but yeah I got
a couple of Lights
you got a couple eyes but your with you
in the movie right I mean that was seen
with you Jackman yeah please Gary Hart
yes he does it just seems like was from
a much more innocent time I guess in a
way yes it's basically yeah it's called
the front runner it's about the the Gary
Hart story who was the first politician
where they went into his personal life
they found out he had a mistress and
when I was a kid I remember that whole
scandal taking about six weeks and he
was good he was the guy he was gonna win
it and within that whole thing it took a
week yeah they followed him he found out
he had a mistress they were
standing outside his house he said to
hell with it I'm not I'm not gonna run
anymore
and long story short Hugh Jackman plays
the part of Gary Hart and he was he was
amazing and I had a really fun scene
where we were tailing him we were
chasing him down this alley and he's
like the nicest guy ever but he's a big
guys like 6:40 he's ripped and we went
down the alley and he and his characters
mad at our character and he just turned
around and looked at us and for half a
second I was like oh that's Wolverine
and I literally legit got scared he's a
big guy you know so what's funny in the
scene is though as a reporter I have
like a notebook and I dropped it and
after the screening we went to the
Toronto Film Festival and all these
actors are coming out to me I love the
choice you made I love the choice you
made to drop the notebook I go now dude
that was real I was like no we didn't
turn around he was just standing there
we came flying out of the alley it was
he was full on Wolverine everything
about the knives coming out well yeah
that take me back to the days to acting
is acting it makes no difference whether
you're working in a real well it's great
to see you congratulations on the movies
called the front runner it opens in
theaters on November 6 and you see Bill
live at Madison Square Garden on
November 7th that's pretty great that's
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