- We're gonna leave this house
and we have to stick together.
Khloe, Kourtney, we're gonna wear blindfolds
and under no circumcisions can you take the blindfolds off.
- Why?
- Because you'll literally die.
- I'm not wearing a blindfold for hours and hours, Kim.
- Khloe, you'll die!
- This is stupid.
- Oh my god, why can't you guys just follow directions?
- Look Kourtney, we need to keep
these blindfolds on or we'll die.
- You're right, good thinking.
- What?
(rippling water flow)
- Where did you park the boat?
- You don't park a boat, it's not a car.
- We left it here, I know it.
- Where is here Kim? We can't see.
- Oh my god.
- One, two three...
- What are you doing?
- Shut up, I'm trying to remember my steps.
- How is that gonna help?
- One, two, three...
- Nine.
- Ten. Wait, no stop it Kourtney!
- I think the boat's this way.
- Argh!
(typing)
- You've been on the phone forever, what are you doing?
- Tweeting about my sponsorship with Booty Booty Pop Juice.
- You're doing promo for Booty Booty Pop Juice
but not for my Glow Glow Glow?
- Make a better product and I will.
- [Radio] We interrupt our regular program
to bring you breaking news.
- You are such a rude--
- Wait, listen to the radio.
- [Radio] We are currently in a state of emergency.
Some outbreak we cannot, and will not explain is happening.
Keep your eyes covered and don't look at it, stay vigilant.
- Weird.
(loud thudding)
(glass cracking)
- What are you doing?
- I was scratching my head, it itches.
- Use your hands, you stupid bitch!
- Okay, we should be there soon.
- Be where soon?
- Land...
- Oh my god, you have no idea where we're going.
- Yes I do! All rivers run west.
- Kim, where did you learn that?
- Um, it's a known fact.
- It's a fake fact.
(electronic bleep) - Help.
- What does fake fact-- - Get me away
- from these dumb bitches. - Even mean?
- It means you're wrong Kim. - Over.
- Thank God you made it here safe.
- Yeah, we took a Sim Uber and slept all the way here.
- It's so crazy out there right now.
- Did you see it?
- We just said we were asleep.
- It's so beautiful.
- Thank you, I've been using a new moisturizer.
- She's not talking to you.
Look, we came here for our business meeting.
- Its out there. ..
- No, our meeting is supposed to be in here,
you called us.
- I have to go out there.
- You can't, it's dangerous.
- Bye.
(crash)
- So the meeting's canceled?
- Lets just go then.
- Wait, we can't.
If we like, look, bad stuff happens,
we need to cover our eyes.
- If we're gonna survive we need food and water.
- Okay, it took forever to get here.
- Good thing we used Kim as a walking stick.
- (beep) both of you.
I ran into so many things.
- Stop complaining.
Look, we need to get all the perishables.
- Where are we gonna find groups of parachutes?
- No, we need to collect all the milk,
cheese, fruits, and vegetables.
- Why?
- To survive! Grab everything but the canned foods.
(knocking)
(haunting music)
- Don't say any--
- Hello?
- Kourtney!
- [Kris] Kimmy? Girls?
- Mom?
- Hi sweetie! Don't worry I'm fine!
- Mom, you can't be out there.
- Its okay, I'm gonna get the family to safety.
Wait a minute, no!
(glass breaking)
- Mom! Oh my god!
- Mom!
- Oh no girls I'm fine,
I dropped the wine I found.
- Wow.
- Seriously?
- I could literally kill you right now.
- Your siblings and Caitlyn are getting some vehicles
while I scout for a good hiding place.
Grab some food, get to safety,
and we'll contact you soon.
- But mom--
- Good luck girls!
- She'll be the first to go.
- I can't believe our food has spoiled
in just a week.
- Thanks to Khloe.
- How was I supposed to know that's what
perishables would do?
- Great, now we're all gonna die in here.
- I call dibs on the first body for food.
- Shut up, we're not dying.
- [Caitlyn] Babe? Come in, babe.
- Caitlyn? Its us.
- We have a safe haven.
- Where?
- You just need to take (static) river (static)
watch out for (static) rapids--
- What?
- You heard her, you need to take the river
to get there.
- She didn't say where.
- Take the river is all we need to know.
We have to move.
- Fine, but what if that thing comes after us?
We can't see.
- We can use those birds as an alert system.
- What the hell? Where are the birds?
- Where do you think that fried chicken
came from last night?
- You cooked our birds?
- Yeah.
- Those birds weren't chicken!
- Birds, chickens, same thing.
- They were the only things that warned us!
- They were delicious.
(water flowing)
- "Take the river is all we need to know", she said.
- "I'm a dumb bitch", she said.
- I don't see you taking matters into your own feet, Khloe.
- We were perfectly fine at the safe house, Kim.
- Wait, do you hear that?
- Are those the rapids?
- Oh my god, that means one of us has to look!
- Kim. - Kim.
- What? No, why me?
- You put us on this river, its only fair.
- Do it.
- (splashing) oh my god!
- Kourtney? Kim?
- What?
- Kourtney, oh my god, are you okay?
- Yeah.
- Where's Kim?
- [Kanye] I feel like they're touching my brain...
- Ye? That you?
- Kim where are you?
- Everybody loves me... Everybody loves Ye...
- Kanye, I want to see you.
- Kim, no.
- Do not take your blindfold off!
- But I want to see him!
- Don't. - Don't.
- I...am...the best living recording artist...
- I won't do it.
- Kim? Are you okay?
- Yeah, I kept my blindfold on.
Where's Kourtney?
- She was right here. Kourtney?
- I'm over here. I found a door.
(knocking)
- Let us in!
- You can take the blind folds off now.
- Welcome home.
Don't worry, everyone's safe in the other room.
- Wait, what?
- This is just your house.
- Yeah.
- But this is just a couple miles away
from our safe house.
- Yeah, I told you that babe.
- No, you said to take the river.
- River street. You could've walked!
- But what about the rapids?
- The intersection river and rapids,
it has a lot of debris.
I wanted you to watch your step.
- You mean we took a boat, went down a river,
and got lost in the woods for nothing?
- Well, having fun isn't nothing.
Nature's good for you babe.
- (beep) you.
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