Man, it's been like three days and we only got 5 views.
Yeah, we worked like two weeks on that one too.
Plus, there's four of us. If we all watched it, technically there's only one view.
Uh, actually I watched it twice so...
What are we gonna do?
I Gave up my job, so we could take this seriously.
Yeah, we all did.
Hey, guys.
Check this out real quick.
Why, hello there.
Are you having a hard time getting people to view your videos?
Are you in a tight spot right now because you gave up your job to pursue YouTube as a career?
Woah, that's spot on, huh?
Are you four guys splitting rent on a beat up apartment sitting on a long brown couch...
Surrounded by garbage and a red finger vase...
that's held together by blue painter's tape?
What the hell?
Or one of the four of you has a secret embarrassing addiction to eating his own boogers?
(Everyone thinks,DERRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Derrick with a lot of boogers in his mouth says: I bet it's Sean.
Well, if that's the case, you've come to the right place.
Welcome to "How to Get Views on Youtube".
YEAH!!!!!!!!!
Dude, our new apology video got twice the views of our third and fourth video combined!
Hell yeah, that's wassup!
Look at this money!
We are set for life!
Wait, hold on, guys, guys, guys.
I just found out how we can make even more money.
What???? (Confused and in aww)
How?
There's ads on Facebook now!
We could take all the same videos that we've been uploading on here,
and upload them on Facebook and make twice as much money!
No way!
Everyone: Yeah!!
Ooh, that sucks.
Wait, what sucks?
Well you guys just said the F word twice so that's two strikes in your account.
What?
Two strikes?
One more and you guys are pretty much-
We didn't say the F word.
Yeah, we were just talking about how there's ads on Facebook now-
And there's strike number three.
Woah woah wait!
Nononononono-
Man, this sucks!
Who are you?!
All you gotta do is give Ryan a wig and he'll start dancing.
The thing is Ryan's dance moves are like way more cringy on purpose.