Hey guys, we're having a bit of a disagreement over here,
we need your help.
Guys, guys!
Going to talk to the Inseparables about the idea.
I don't know why we're still discussing this.
So, the most we've gotten off of the bug with Rick is,
uh, this.
ROCHEFORT (On recording): You want me to threaten him?
Let him know who's boss?
It's you. You're the boss.
I'll let him know.
That...
This guy's an evil genius,
he asks and answers his own questions.
Not as exciting as it sounds.
Hell yeah,
they're never going to forget your Cherry Coke again.
I'll do whatever you want me to do, Rick.
Whatever you want.
Oh, I know where this is going.
I'll do whatever you want me to do, Rick,
I just want you inside of me.
That's my cousin.
Who is like a little brother to me.
Right, sorry.
So, we got nothing.
I don't know.
He drinks Cherry Coke,
he's clearly history's worst monster.
You think he knows about the bug?
We're probably not even the only ones bugging his office.
Rick has that many enemies?
He's like the Kanye West of Dumas.
Bet that makes lil' Owen here his Kimmy Kardashian.
Again, Ariana, my little brother.
Okay, sorry.
Anyway, this was a good idea
but it's not working.
We need something bigger.
So does Rochefort!
I'm done, I promise.
Your face is just hilarious.
We need to hit Rick where it hurts.
Why break one rule when you can break six?
Why don't we just jump all the way to murder?
Kill two bros with one hack.
Look, Alex, this is the second one of your plans
that hasn't moved us any further up the field.
Miller!
I'm sorry, but it's true.
Well, I refuse to-- (Phone buzzing)
Damnit, I have to go.
Anne needs help organizing another pledge event.
We will talk about a new plan later,
but this idea of yours,
we are not doing it; end of story.
But, Alex-- No!
What out or else Mom will ground you for life,
she'll take away your allowance
and forbid you from dating any boy she hasn't already dated.
Ariana.
Shut up.
See you all later.
(Sighing)
Like a whiny bat out of hell.
God, I feel like I can't breathe.
She won't even listen to us; what do we do now?
I guess we wait until tomorrow.
Because Alex decided she has better things to do?
It's been a week and we have nothing.
Rick is way too careful, even in his own office.
The bug is useless.
I think we should pitch the plan to the Inseparables
maybe you guys can help us convince Alex.
I'm still kind of on the fence too.
So, the problem with targeting Rick
is that we can't pin anything on him
because of his many servant douchecanoes
doing his douchecanoe-ery for him.
And he's really good at covering his tracks.
I mean, if I can't find anything
then he's doing something right.
Plus, he's got all those super pro-union jerks to protect him.
I mean, remember when they threw fruit at us?
You don't waste fresh watermelon out of season
for just anybody.
So unless we catch him doing something
he could just blame one of his...
die hard fans.
We need to target his entourage
starting with getting Douchefort fired.
Look, I don't like hurting Owen,
but it's for his own good.
Working for Rick is turning him into an asshole.
You mean more of an asshole?
Anyway.
I figured out a way to make him look bad to Rick.
Rick runs a tight ship, he has to.
We need to make it seem like Rick can't trust Rochefort,
he'll fire him on the spot.
(Gasping)
We've soaked up enough info from the bug
that we can make it look like Rochefort
is spreading hot gossip about Rick drinking Cherry Coke.
Scandalous.
I mean, hell, we just leak something
about Rick's obsession with women
aggressively sanding chairs
and he'll look like a creep.
One of us was going to make it seem
like he was...
spouting secrets and mouthing off to one of us.
But Alex doesn't like that idea.
Alex left.
Do you really think she cares that much?
I just thought she made some really good points.
Mom freaked because it would basically be drawing
a bulls eye on one of our backs,
but Mom always worries too much.
I mean, all moms do; bless their hearts.
I guess.
I think we should do it anyway.
We outnumber her,
and we all think it's a good idea, right?
Plus, the Inseparables.
We outvote her like 1,000 to 1.
Shouldn't we just wait to talk to her tomorrow?
And have her shut us down again?
Come on, Portia,
she doesn't have the right to veto us.
Isn't that like lying to our friend?
Babe, Mom will freak if we don't drop it.
She'll push us into another bad idea that won't work.
We'll be having the same conversation next week.
Okay.
Okay? So we're all agreed?
We do the plan tonight,
and then we tell Alex about it tomorrow.
Yup.
Let's do it.
Portia?
I guess if it's for the best.
Now all we need is a volunteer.
Oh, I'll do it.
Nobody will believe that he's talking to you,
I'll do it.
Ariana, no.
People already think you have a bad attitude,
I don't want anyone hating you.
Oh babe, I do have a bad attitude.
It's one of my most prized possessions.
No, she's right.
No one would believe you and Owen are friends.
What about you?
You're the one that has to live with him.
Do you really want to be the one to publically screw him over?
Maybe.
If I have to.
Miller, no.
Me?
Well, Mom's not going to volunteer.
It's actually kind of perfect.
You're nice to everyone.
I could totally see people buying
that you and Owen are friends.
No one would be suspicious of you leaking union secrets
'cause you're so well... adorable.
Yeah.
Adorable.
Babe, you'd be so badass.
I mean, we could be badasses together.
We'd wear matching leather jackets, and...
Oh, that's kinda hot.
All right.
I'll do it.
Awesome.