We're on our way to the
Dublin -
What's it called?
We're on our way to the Dublin Zoo
We're on our way to the Dublin Zoo -
GPS: "Use the second from the left lane to exit at junction 7
then keep right"
Alex: "Why are you calling it *the* Dublin Zoo?"
We're on our way to Dublin Zoo,
to the lights show.
Alex: THE Dublin Zoo!
GPS: Keep Right.
We got free tickets.
Thank you very much to my friend Jack.
And I'm excited,
not sure that I agree with zoos,
but
putting that aside for the Christmas show
Alex: Or recycling, amiright? ALEXANDER!
So annoying
Alex: That joke just came to me and I had to say it 0:00:39.806,1193:02:47.295 The joke that you've made 1,000,000 times already, that I don't recycle?
Yeah but it just seemed like the perfect moment
Clare: I do recycle
..So irritating!
Welcome to the intro of the video.
Alex got a new jacket,
and I'm very jealous of it.
I want to buy the same jacket
so we're matching.
I think we just need to wear
all the same clothes
because anytime you get new clothes,
I get jealous of them
Alex: because you love my style?
I do love your style!
Oh, look at my hair. That's cool.
Do you want to say that again?
Alex: No.
OK, he said. He regrets this.
Why do you regret this?
Alex: because the ground's wet!
Oh, I thought you meant coming
to the zoo.
See, you like zoos
You like captivity.
Animals in captivity?
Alex: No.
Alex: Tell you what I do like
animal conservation,
Alex: recycling and trying to save the planet
I also like recycling!
Stop fucking saying that I don't like recycling!
It's really annoying
Alex: Clare just sets
..rubbish on fire in our back garden
No, I
don't!
I actually don't
Alex: We're known as "The Fire House"
No, no, we're not.
Ew, this is a terrible way to walk.
My Ugg Boots are getting all dirty.
OK can we like
undo this.. yeah
Alex: "Undo"
Delete! Ctrl Alt Delete!
What were you going to say?
Alex: Em... do you not tell your audience
that this is completely scripted
and I'm not even your husband
Stop
Stop telling - stop ratting us out
It's quite cold, so I'm thinking
I might put a hat on underneath
my antlers.
Yes, go ahead.
Thank you.
This looks absolutely unreal.
Wow.
We're just waiting here for Jack.
Alex just said he can't wait
for the antler to go into his eye.
And I just want that on record
just in case it does happen
Alex: Did I get my line right?
Is this the joke of the night now?
Alex: That's what you wrote on the script.
Alexander... why would I write that
in a script?
like genuinely, if it was scripted,
why would I write it on the script
for you to tell everyone?
Hello.
This is so cool
So I'm getting tea
Alex with his priorities straight,
get the tea in!
Thank you Alex
there's a very efficient setup in there
Jack: Cheers!
Clare: Sarcasm? Yeah, it was sarcasm.
Jack: I'm pretty sure there's
Jack: a space theme going on
Jack: Dunno what has me particularly convinced
Alex: No, I'm not sure either.
Alex: Like... the space pandas
Alex: The space pandas
Alex: Have you seen my massive rocket?
I thought the theme was "around the world",
but we all think it's
"out of this world" now.
It is "around the world"? I thought that!
So, OK.
Doesn't make sense but alright
This makes less....
Jack: This exhibition is going to be around the world
Jack:in a different sense.
Yeah, in a much more literal meta sense
Alex,
do you want to repeat your funny joke there?
Alex: No
He said, did you see my big rocket
Alex: Massive rocket,
Alex: actually.
Jack: The music kind of makes it feel a bit trippy, doesn't it?
Alex: Yesh, the Netherlandsh
Alex: Cloghs? You like a pair of cloghs?
You wanna schmoke and a pancake?
Alex: Yesh. Cloghs, tulips and windmillsh.
All our references to the Netherlands
come from Austin Powers films
Ah yes, the two bastions of Scottish
culture,
guys in kilts on bagpipes and unicorns.
Maybe I'm Scottish then Alex,
because I love unicorns so much
Alex: That must be it! That's the only explanation.
There is a place I'd like to go
Mexico?
Yeah.
You'll notice I'm paying
way more attention
to the American sections,
and that's because I know you guys want.
Guys, thank you.
Jack: I'm glad you can make it
Jack: The only people I know
Jack: free at such short notice.
So that was the Dublin lights.
No, that was the Dublin Zoo Lights
Lights at Dublin Zoo?
What the fuck is it called? Show.
That was cool
but for some reason
we're both absolutely starving now.
Oh, you know what it was actually, it was probably
the smell
of all the chips and the donuts
as we walked through.
Alex: the crepes
The crepes
Right... home now
Edit the vlogmas
and hopefully do it quickly enough
so we can squeeze in a TV show
before bed.
Poor, neglected Alex.
He gets really neglected in December,
don't you, Alex?
So neglected,
he doesn't even want to
doesn't even wanna talk to me.
Thank you so much for watching
see you tomorrow bye!