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and stick around.
We're doing stupid science.
Welcome to Awesome Time episode 124.
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This episode is sponsored by Vikings War of Clans.
And it is a extremely addictive strategy game.
It's a massively, multiplayer, online, real time strategy
game.
I know that's a lot of--
But what it means is that--
Yeah, I got to take care of this real quick.
It just means it's super addictive, super fun.
What makes it different than some of the other strategy
games, is how massive this one actually is.
I think there's up to three million people in there.
And you can have fights between different clans and even
different countries.
Some of you guys might remember some of the top strategy games
from like the 90s and 2000s, and this game feels like that.
But it's finally on mobile and it's in 3D.
You can also share resources between other players, which
is pretty darn sweet.
I've been playing it for the last couple days,
staying up late.
It's pretty cool.
Sorry I got to just take care of that guy.
Sorry.
You know, time is of the essence in this game.
So I'm trying not to lose time.
All right, cool.
You've got to go get yourself Viking's War of Clans
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Doing so will give you an extra 200 gold coins,
which you're going to need.
Questing baby questing.
Before we get into the curiously awesome products
that are coming up soon, two quick announcements.
Videos you need to check out.
The first is from our friend Blake over at Innovinci.
He's launching a new channel.
But he's the creator of the chalk bomb.
You throw this little thing and a puff of chalk
comes out of it.
And you can use it over and over.
He made it.
And he's got a cool video about--
Well you know what?
I'm not going to tell you what it's about.
You go check it out.
The other video is from totally TV.
They did the cotton candy challenge
using our hard candy cotton candy maker.
They made all sorts of crazy stuff.
You need to check that out.
All right, bring it in.
This is the Dotspen.
It is an electric pen for creating stippling, which
is a form of art where you draw everything
with just like little dots.
But that's extremely time consuming to do.
Unless you have something like the dots pen.
When I press this button.
OK.
It starts moving because it's got a little electric motor
in there.
And that's causing the tip to move in and out rapidly.
So you can make this dotted art quick.
I'm going to draw something up for you guys.
OK.
All right.
Here we go.
Now it has two speeds.
So I've turned up the speed here to get some darker lines going.
To do this without the dots pen would be like, impossible.
Hopefully we're showing you some other artwork
that some of the more talented people
here have done, because I'm not that great at it.
So here's my dotted duck.
But I think you get the idea of what
you could do with this thing.
Love this.
It's just such a cool way to make art.
It comes with five black cartridge refills.
We also have blue available.
It recharges right here, just plug-in USB.
And This is the electric Dotspen.
Available now, VAT19.com.
Hit me with this one.
OK.
This is the eye roller.
It is a liquid free touch screen cleaner.
This thing is great because you can clean phones,
tablets computer screens.
Don't need any cleaner, just this.
Let me just show you.
It's kind of filthy, but I get it real nasty
because I'm just so oily.
OK.
And it's just glistening.
Can you see it?
As I put some fingerprints on here.
We'll just make this more efficient and just kind of--
Like can you see it?
Oh yeah.
It's gross.
So you just open this guy up and you just
roll it over to clean up.
I mean this is pretty filthy.
Wow, that's stunning how gross I am,
but how quickly that kind of cleans that up.
Pretty good, huh?
So it's totally reusable.
If it gets a little too filthy, just
run it under some fresh water in the sink, let it air dry,
and you're good to go again.
That's the eye roller.
Got to get yourself one of those at vat19.com.
All right, we got a two for going here, hit me.
Bacon gumballs and Sriracha gumballs.
So bacon flavored, not real meat, just bacon flavored.
22 pieces in this retro tin box.
Pretty cool.
So sweet bacon action going on there.
Sriracha gum balls.
Sweet fire.
Sweet and spicy right there.
Oh man, you can taste the pepper.
Spot on Sriracha taste, and it's sweet too.
So you get six of these in a case,
but if you buy two or more you get them at a discount.
I love these gumballs.
These are also this episode's stupid science.
Come on in here, [INAUDIBLE].
Stupid science.
Hey.
All right.
Are you excited about this?
I'm very excited to try all of this.
And I brought you some goodies.
Some gum?
Yep.
Regular gum, some bacon--
Which pairs nicely with bacon in Sriracha
Just like your gumballs.
Hypothalamus is--
Yeah.
Or the ht as I call it.
That we can combine the gum and bacon or, gum and Sriracha
and it will taste just as good as the gumballs.
Let's test.
All right you're up first.
All right.
I'm going to give you a mint Sriracha combo.
Double mint--
I'm going to go ahead and put that right there.
This isn't going to be good.
You never know.
I don't--
Oh I smell it.
Oh the gum just dropped--
How much do you put on that?
Enough.
OK, just feed it right in there.
It's science.
Yum.
That's a yum face I think.
Mint and Sriracha, not a good--
It smells weird.
It's like somebody tried to cover up a scent of something.
Let's see the gum for science.
Oh yeah.
Look at that.
Take it.
It's got a little orange kick.
Do you guys smell the Sriracha in it?
It took on its properties.
That's osmosis children.
You got to do the bacon then.
OK.
All right.
Have a lovely bacon gumball.
So I got to taste this first.
Then compare.
Maybe I'll have some bacon while you do that.
It's not like crazy bacon, but it's a nice bacon taste.
It's a good size too.
It's not overwhelming.
Soft.
My Chauncey is coming out.
It's soft, it's not overwhelming.
Now I'm going to kind of just wrap--
Bacon wrapped gum.
Yeah it's bacon wrapped gum.
What you'd order in a very fancy convenience store.
All right new Eric.
OK here comes the airplane into the hangar.
Oh that's weird.
Like I know there's gum in there, but I can't tell.
It's dissolving the gum.
I'm swallowing the gum, I think.
That's how powerful bacon is.
Oh my god, open your mouth for a second.
Let me take a look in there.
Ah.
Oh!
You see it like mixed.
Well that was real stupid.
[INAUDIBLE] like mixed in.
Yeah.
Oh, that's so--
That's photosynthesis, children.
That's sashimi-grade bacon.
All right I need some real bacon.
That was stupid, but it like actually
sort of kind of made sense.
Yeah you're right.
That could have been stupider.
I'll be back.
OK, all right.
Gummy, gummy, gummy, gummy--
Gummy breakfast food.
OK.
It smells so good.
Each set includes two strips of bacon,
and egg, and a waffle with a pat of butter on it.
These smell so good.
This is maple and lemon.
This one is berry blast and lemon.
And this is cherry and berry blast.
That's some bacon on bacon action.
I want to get that lemony yolk right here.
The maple-- Who says you can't have candy for breakfast?
Get yourself a set ASAP.
Yeah, save those for me.
Hit me with some science, product.
This is the vortex bank.
You put your coin in there.
It's like one of those things in a museum, you put your coin in
and it like spins around forever and ever and ever and ever.
Well here at least you get to keep your coins.
You know, looking at this I'm thinking to myself like I
wonder if like a penny goes faster than a quarter or a dime
or which one goes the fastest.
And that seems like that would be like a good science
experiment.
I'll have Eric come in here, and we'll
do some more stupid science.
Stupid science.
I have returned.
I saw your fancy whirlamajig--
Yes?
And I challenge it to a science competition.
My h.t.
is that I can run in a circle faster than it
can spiral around that thing.
I'm going to spin one of these, and you're
going to somehow spin faster--
Well first I've got to count how many times it goes around,
so I know how many times I have to go around.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10,
11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, [GIBBERISH]
58 was the exact count.
Well the science is starting out very sciencey, so that's good.
So you're just going to like spin around in a circle 58
times before that get's down?
I'm going to run around the cone faster than that can.
All right, man versus stupid.
The code of silence.
I mean science.
Mark, get set, go.
Oh, it's burning.
Oh I'm getting dizzy.
Come on.
I'm getting dizzy.
It's still spinning.
OK stop.
Ah, the room is spinning.
The room.
Yeah.
Are you still counting those?
Are you still counting those spins?
How many was that?
Was that 58?
I thought you were counting.
58?
Well I wasn't counting.
Does he need--
Kara how many?
Does he need to do it again?
I don't know, maybe 10 or 12?
I think about, at least 10.
At least 10?
I do want to say congratulations.
That was stupid.
All right, it's time for some fan art.
Thanks so much for that amazing fan art.
If you want to send in your own, here is our address.
And you'll see it on a future episode of Awesome Time.
And then up on the wall behind me.
OK.
I think it's time to wrap this episode up.
I need to come clean with you guys.
This is actually the second time I had
to do this whole episode today.
We recorded it earlier this morning
and it turns out that Eric screwed up the audio,
and it was just like [STATIC] like an ocean the whole time.
Cameron's still got some, maybe we can put it in there.
Rolling.
Welcome to episode 124.
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Eric's punishment is to help me with the wrap up.
Get your cone Eric.
Duns cone.
You should just put that on your head.
I'm going to wrap this up, and while I wrap this up
he's just going to get himself nice and dizzy.
I'm still tired from the last one.
Yeah, all right.
Here we go.
Time to wrap this one up.
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