- Today, we're trying each others Domino's orders
and I am so stoked.
I love pizza.
Ooh.
Okay.
I don't know what this box is.
(loud crack)
I don't even wanna try this.
This...
What a monstrosity of a pizza.
There is so many good things on a menu,
what are you doing this person!?
What is this!?
(Italian jingle)
- I like any kind of pizza.
Like, it's my number one food.
- Pizza is like the best food
that was ever invented on this earth.
- The first thing I did in this year
was to order Domino's uhm at 10 in the morning
after I'd had three hours of sleep.
- When you've had one too many the night before,
Domino's pizza just hits right.
Unbeatable.
- I think at this point,
I'm pretty much single-handedly
keeping my local Domino's store afloat.
(jazzy jingle)
- That's a no.
- No, pineapple doesn't belong on pizza.
- No, no, no, no, no.
- Um, hating pineapple on pizza
doesn't give you a personality.
- I hate pineapple.
- And, your salty salty tears
are only bringing out the flavor profile
of the pineapple even more.
So get outta here with that.
- Get outta here pineapple!
- Lets feed me some pizza!
- So my order is a thin crust Margherita Pizza
with a cheesy garlic bread and a Pepsi.
Nice and simple, but delicious.
- Oh, this is so exciting.
The thing with pizza, pizza can't be bad, so...
- Three, two, one. Ah!
- What the fuck is this?
- It's a Margherita!
- Look at that, it's paper thin.
It's 2021 people.
We have a sickness for the thickness.
Where is the deep pan?
- Mmm.
- Mmm. Yum.
Okay, what's in this box?
- Ah, garlic bread but it's got cheese on it.
(laughing)
- When it comes to the crust though,
this is where this person went severely wrong.
- It's just so flat.
- I'm going to give this order a five out of 10.
- I am going to rate it a...
6.5 out of 10.
Because it's better than average,
but I'm still a little bit disappointed.
Not angry, just disappointed.
- I'd definitely order again.
I'd tweak the size of the crust,
but surely you can't lose points for that.
So this is getting a 10!
(cheering)
- So, for my order I get a cheeky little beef and onion.
And we put on a little bit of pineapple on the top.
When it comes to crust you can just remember this rhyme:
easy peasy, lemon squeezy,
make sure that that crust is cheesy.
Ah, it's also gonna have a garlic bread, a Pepsi Max.
And we're gonna to wrap it all up
with a little Chocy Lava Cake because we deserve it.
I should preface this by saying that I know
that my order is grotesque
and that everybody is going to hate it.
Borno apetito losers. (chuckles)
- I have never seen a pizza like this before.
- Beef and pineapple?
- What the fuck?
- There's pineapple on this pizza.
- Wha, this is not!
- Is a shit ton of pineapple.
- Just, it's not on, not on.
- Look at the sadness oozing out of this.
- Wow. The crust is full of
cheese.
- [Producer] Who do you suspect it is?
- Arlene Ryan
Ryan.
This is like suh- this is Ryan.
Why? Because of dessert.
Ryan orders big. Right?
So I know it's him.
I hate pineapple!
Okay.
Not bad.
- That pineapple definitely makes it worse.
Garlic bread, what will this tastes like?
- We all know what this tastes like.
- Oh, this is very garlicky.
- Salty sweet. It's a good combination.
(metal fork clanks)
- All right. Let's dive into this, this uh...
- [Ryan] It's oozing and gooey.
- Oh wow.
- That's really good.
- This is a really nice way to finish off the meal.
- This is actually a really good order.
Minus the pineapple.
- I think the cheesy crust levels up this pizza so much,
but it can't mask the fact
that they've gone for a dud flavor.
- Oof. Yeah, this is tough. It's really tough.
- It's getting a nine for me.
Yeah, boy.
Buh buh buh buh, brooh.
No, actually, screw that.
It's getting a six.
The pineapple fucked it up.
- I'm gonna go a six
because the only downside... the pizza.
- They've actually ordered quite a wide variety
of options from the Domino's menu
which helps me realize
that there's so much more to the menu that I ever thought
and that actually makes me really happy.
So for this reason,
I wanna score this person an eight out of 10
because your snack game is good.
- Garlic bread. Its saved your ass.
- Okay so my order is a Barbecue Meatlovers deep pan pizza,
garlic bread on the side.
And then because Domino's doesn't sell Coke,
today we're going cokeless.
We're going dry.
We're raw dogging life.
Let's do it.
- Let's have a look.
- Good pizza I reckon, look at that.
Meats lovers? I'm gonna say that's meats lovers.
- [Producer] Meats lovers, are you saying?
- Meats.. meats lovers?
- [Producer] Meatlovers.
- Meat... meatlovers?
- [Producer] Meatlovers.
- But there's plural meats
on the plural of meat - [Producer] Ohh.
- is meat.. meat lovers. (laughs)
I think I've said meatslovers my entire life.
You can blame my parents.
- [Producer] Do you really think it was meats lovers?
- I really (chuckling) I mean I call its meatslovers.
- The barbecue sauce just makes this whole thing.
- Mmm.
- Oh, this is classic garlic bread. Okay.
So this person's going for a bit of a retro vibe I feel.
they like the flavors they grew up with.
- You know how there's like people who marry
like the Eiffel Tower or inanimate objects?
I would marry garlic bread.
- But it'd grow moldy and I'd grow oldy.
- Very nice and soft, like a pillow.
(buzzer sound)
- [Producer] (Chuckle) Like a what?
- A pillow? - [Producer] (laughing)
Oh fuck. Why do I use that word of any words?
- [Producer] Pillow... - I feel like this is one
that you want to have when you're watching movies
or having a sleep over 'cause this is gonna fill you up,
and it's like the ultimate party food.
- I am gonna give this one a rating of nine out of 10.
- You just needed that drink. That's all you had to do.
- I feel like
there's better garlic bread options on the menu,
like the garlic scrolls.
I'm gonna give it a 7.5 out of 10.
- I'll give it an eight. That's that's pretty good.
A drink, and you're laughin.
- My order is barbecue chicken, Rasher bacon pizza.
I get the classic crust
because classic is hands down the best.
For the snack we've gotten garlic scrolls
because garlic bread is so 1999,
and I'm over here living in 2099.
- Lets see what we got.
This stuff, which looks like pumpkin to me but...
I think it's just uhm, red chicken.
- Do you taste as good as you look?
- I think it's barbecue chicken and Rasher bacon. Yeah.
- That makes a lot of sense.
It is the sweet, sweet offspring of those two animals.
Little curly boys. I don't know what these are.
- It's quite garlicky, but it's good though.
This is like actually quality.
- I don't know why it has like a bitter taste in the middle,
but not crazy about it. - This is a really good order.
This was really, really good.
I'm gonna have to go with 10.
- If someone gave me just that,
it would get a 10.
And this is really harsh,
but I'm going to give the overall rank,
only because this is not garlic bread.
- This one is going to get a 9 point...
Nine five
out of 10
because there's no drink
but everything else about it is...
(kissing fingers) perfection.
- Yeah, I'm ready. I wanna know.
Yeah, I wanna know who wins.
(dramatic long drum roll)
- Are you serious?
Ah, finally I have been waiting so long
to win one of these things.
It's about time that someone appreciated my order.
- Let us know what you get from Domino's.
Let us know what you want us to try next.
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(jazzy music) (chuckles)