I'm goin' down!
Fox, help MEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
Roger that Slippy.
And it's MAYDAY, when you're hurtling towards your inevitable
and frankly, long overdue death.
Over.
AHHHHH! I'm burnin' up!
Slippy, hold on. I'm on my-
As your Second-In-Command,
I will be making a note of this event
in my report to the general.
Well that's just great Falco
*under his breath* Ya big blue turkey.
Fox, Falco is not a turkey.
He's like uh, a Peacock or something?
If your dead father could hear you now...
He would be so ashamed.
Are we really doing this right now Peppy?
AGAIN?!
I remember when your dead dad died.
His dying words to me were:
"Don't let Fox forget that I'm dead!"
And here you are;
Alive when your dad is still dead
after dying
*sobs* in such a terrible way-
GOIN' DOWN! STILL!
SLIPPY JUST PULL UP!
Oh wow!
I did not know it could do that!
Your dead father never banged his head.
Embarrasing!
This is all going in my report.
Star Wolf!
Defensive manouvers!
Ahhh! I'm goin' down!
Tell the tadpoles I love them!
I see you, Wolf.
Hold it right there O'Donnell.
You're good, Star Fox.
But no match, for Star WOLF!
One press of this button, and Corneria's entire defence grid is toast!
Uhhh, uh d-day may?
The steering switch is jammed!
Both: Steering.. switch?
Fucking Slippy.
Gotta... get back... to tell... the others...
I need to warn them that the planet's defences are in danger!
Wait...
Somethings...
No...
NO!
FUUUUUUUUUUU-
Is everything ok sir?
Was that supposed to happen?
Uh... yeah!
*gravellier* Uhh, I'm Wolf.
Shut up Andrew!
Our magnificent boss doesn't need us
questioning his decisions at every turn!
Isn't that right, Wolf?
I'm Wolf.
You bet you are sir!
The best leader in the galaxy
and the one who will help me fulfil my life's dream!
To roast that stuck-up, purple, piss-cock
FalBLOW!
Haha, Falblow! Good one!
You uh, you really don't like him, hey?
Heeeere we go!
I hate him SOOOO MUUCH!
The way his beak curls around when he smirks!
And the way he rolls his eyes when I-
Uh, when Star Fox speaks.
He acts like his sloppy white shits don't stink!
But they do stink!
You should get a whiff of his cockpit!
Hahaha!
Fox could keep better company, that's for sure.
Ooooh, Krystal like Fooox!
Shut up Aaaaandrew!
Yeah Andrew shut up!
Aaaaaaaandreeeeew!
Such a stupid name!
Who would call a kid Aaaaaaandreeeeeew anyway?
Shut up guys, Uncle Andros gave me that name!
Haha! Aaaaaandreeeeeew!
*blows raspberry*
*everyone laughs*
He was like a father to me...
So, Krystal, you were saying about Fox?
How...
sexy would you say he is on a scale of 1 to 10? Uh... boss?
He is pretty cute!
It doesn't matter now though, does it?
When the real bomb goes off and destroys Corneria
Fox will be done with me for goooooood *sobs*
But... Fox stopped Wo-
ME planting the bomb!
A DECOY!
Just as you planned, boss!
I hope that purple bastard bird is in orbit
when the real one on the roof of the Intergalactic Congress goes off!
Blow his arse right out of his-
Dammit!
Oh, guys, you know I just realised that I for-
forgot my... uh, my uh
Keys?
Shut UP Andrew!
But yeah, my keys. That's right!
I left them by the bomb, silly Wolf!
I'd better just nip back and uh, grab them.
Right behind you boss!
Where you go, we go sir!
Oh crap.
Eat lasers you DISGUSTING LIZARD!
I'll give you something to eat!
HOPE YOU LIKE SCALEY BALLS!
*they scream at each other*
Cover me.
I think I see my keys.
Yep! Right where I left them!
*gasp* Wolf!
*still fighting and bickering*
STOP!
Power it down.
Save the city.
Or what?
Like what I've done with your little 'team'?
You see...
It turns out they only 'kind of' suck
With a REAL leader in charge.
They would never-
How well do you REALLY know them?
The steering switch is jammed...
This is all going in my report...
What would your dead dad think?
The steering switch is jammed!
It really is jammed! This is all going in my report.
Abandon ship! What would your dead dad think?
I'm hitting the ejector... missile?
I'm here!
Wolf!
Jump!
Your dead dad would have already jumped by now!
Ugh!
I take it back.
They're shit!
I mean, so awful!
All these years I never appreciated what you were putting up with!
This has been an eye opener, that's for sure.
Ooh, Krystal still has the hots for you by the way!
Um, boss?
What's Fox doing here?
Both: SHUT UP AAAAAANDDREEEEEEEW!
Hehehe, worst name ever.