- You ready for this?
Yeah.
Watch out.
Ew, I touched you with the pillow.
Yuck.
That's the closest we've been in a long time.
You think this thing works?
I do.
I do think it works.
Yes!
[bleep].
Something works.
Woo!
Holy [bleep].
That's probably 300 bucks.
How much for the tires?
25 bucks apiece.
That's 100 bucks.
We're up 400 bucks.
Oh, my god.
We almost made our money back.
Almost. Look at that.
Pressure washer.
Nice.
Oh, it's a roller.
Is that gas?
That's fancy.
That thing's awesome.
I might keep that.
Look at how compact it is.
We're not keeping it.
Might-- might keep it?
Nope.
[machinery whirring]
Two for two?
What the [bleep]?
You know what that means?
We're even.
Let's go home.
600 bucks.
The rest is pretty much trash in here, so--
here.
Are you going to grab this?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
I can only wait so long.
I asked you to wait.
I know.
I asked you to grab that.
Because there's some Beats headphones in here.
What?
I'm gonna say 20 bucks for the Beats.
I think that's a chandelier.
Here.
Hey-- don't let this drop, please.
Oh!
There you go.
It's fancy.
Probably 250 bucks?
Yeah.
We're making money.
[bleep].
It says United States Marine Corps.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Feel it.
That's not a toy.
Easily 100 bucks.
Easy.
Kitchen glass.
I'm going to need you--
Mm-mm.
Is that a sofa?
The purple?
Oh, my god.
I didn't need that.
Oh-- change!
Baby blankets?
Please don't touch.
Look at these!
What are those, Muppets?
They're Muppets toys.
Oh, yeah.
Janice.
Tough, you guys.
She's the stoned Muppet.
These are awesome, Jay.
I bet these are worth some money,
especially since they're still in the boxes,
and they look in pretty good condition.
We should get these checked out, for sure.
Let's go see the Muppets.
I love the Muppets.
Finally something I'm excited about.
Score on that.
Nothing happened.
Why are there quad tires?
You think there's a quad back here?
I don't know.
There could be.
- Get the [bleep] out of here. - Nuh-uh.
You get the [bleep] out of here.
There's a [bleep] quad right there.
No, there's not. Are you serious?
Look at it. You don't see?
That's the [bleep] throttle and the handbrake right there?
I don't know why Jarrod's such a potty mouth today.
But if there's a quad in there, I don't give a [bleep]..
No, it's not.
Yeah.
That's a whole quad, standing up.
Oh, my god, it is.
It's backwards.
It's probably 1,500 bucks, just in parts.
Let's get it out. Ready?
3, 2, 1.
Up. There you go.
Over, over, over.
Turn, turn, turn, turn, turn.
Drop, drop, drop, drop, drop.
You're such a hard worker.
It's solid.
It's probably worth $200 bucks.
Great.
There's a lawnmower down here.
That's probably another 100 bucks.
What about the bicycle?
The bicycle is actually worth the most just holding
everything in right here.
Because the brakes are broken, the tires are flat.
Everything else is, like, Christmas, Halloween.
There's a little bit more value back there.
Maybe a couple hundred bucks of miscellaneous stuff
that I can see, but--
plus the Muppets.
And plus whatever the Muppets are worth.
Plus Jim Hen--
Jim--
Jim Henson?
I can't speak right now.
It's OK.
You're pretty.
Damn right I am.
Is this the place?
Yeah.
Complex?
We're at the Ruby Theater to meet with Robert Guthrie,
a puppeteer who can tell us how much Kermit we're
going to get for these Muppets.
Hey, guys, uh-- you got my Szechuan chicken?
Uh, no, we're here for Robert.
Oh, yeah.
He's, uh-- he's right in there.
- Thanks. - Have a good time.
He's expecting you.
Nice.
What was that?
I don't know.
They seem like nice folks.
Looks like you've got some visitors there, buddy.
What in the--
- Hey, guys. - Hey.
How's it going? - Brandi.
Can I set this down here?
Yeah, absolutely.
All right.
This is what we got.
Muppets.
These are killer.
I thought so.
Looks like you've got at least most of the band, which is--
The what?
The Electric Mayhem here.
So you've got Dr. Teeth.
You've got the Animal with his drum set.
Yes. OK.
You have Janice over here.
Look at this, Zoot.
This is cool. This is really cool.
Then we have an extra Animal.
Well, you can never have enough Animals.
Yeah.
Do you think it's more valuable having the whole thing,
selling it as a set?
I would-- yeah.
You always want every member of a band, instead of just one.
It depends which band.
Do you want every member of Nickelback?
I don't want any member of Nickelback.
See?
That's what I'm saying.
You monster.
Over here, this is the best one.
I was pretty excited about that one.
What is that?
This is Jim Henson.
That's--
Whoa.
That's a killer figure, right there.
This is the guy that started it all.
He created all of this stuff.
So this is really collectible stuff?
There's a pretty big demand for these.
Yeah.
So what's it worth?
On a good day, the entire collection--
1,200 bucks.
This is a good haul right here, guys.
That is amazing.
Yep.
I'm gonna pour some of my pinot grigio out for Jim tonight.
RIP, homie.
Well, do you guys want to play around with some puppets?
Uh, yeah.
It's the perfect puppet for you, Brandi,
as it looks mad and confused.
You come to this monitor often, angry green guy?
Hm.
Uh--
Where'd you go?
I am really, really bad at this.
How much did you pay to get in here?
I didn't pay nothing. How about you?
Oh, me, either.
Still doesn't seem worth it.