have you wrote to santa no he has but
santa's explained that money's a bit
tight this year so he's not expecting
too much
sure santa has plenty of surplus if you
talk to the people in the low
oh
your health is all you need for a
christmas present are you the right one
to keep you cheerful here haven't you
pop
you tell your mummy to stop her cheek or
i'm not taking you to the show what
show's that i don't know i think there's
christmas carols in it though
ah that's my water works oh when you
behave yourself don't be annoying your
pop don't be asked for any christmas
presents he's no money either taxman's
got it like ours
but don't worry
your mom will persuade something to
bring some pressures
hack don't think so pop i always know
when there's no money oh it's the rap
month i'll get it mom
is your mom in there are we mon
nobody's here
you know that puts me in mind of a great
wheat system we had in the old days were
paying the rent the rent man would come
around
and collect the money for every house in
the whole street and once he had done
and all the rank books were marked up to
date
one of the boys would hold him up at
gunpoint in the back had right and take
all the money back off him
and then he'd hand it straight back
to all the residents in the street with
our little commission for the service
yeah it was a
very effective system
and the rant man was so good about it in
the end that eventually to cut him in
for a wee bit too and everybody was
happy
except the council i suppose
his work's given my dial house in
england now if he wants one it's got a
garden and everything and two toilets
and they're both inside the house
there's nothing wrong with an outside
toilet a trap down an airplane
my math says if we went across the water
we wouldn't understand the way we talk
that shouldn't be a problem son i've
been married to your granny for 50 years
i've never understood a word you said
and if they can't understand you then
they're not listening
and that's their problem
you know when i was in leicester they
said the same thing about me you know so
i put on a different bloody accent every
day just to annoy them i never knew who
it was
but i did
and that's the only one
who needs to know
you know who you are don't you yes pop
your buddy
from belfast 15.
where everybody knows you
and
your pup looks out for you and your
mommy looks out for you your daddy looks
out for your granny looks out for you
your brother looks good for you the
whole family
looks out for you
and wherever you go
and whatever you become
that'll always be the truth
and that thought will keep you safe
i'll keep you happy
you remember that for me
yes pop
all right thank manyard
now
forget about what your father and your
mother want
what do you want
i want you and granny to come too
you