welcome to the hogwarts school of
witchcraft in which jesus i can't talk
in this accent oh here we're gonna talk
normally okay everyone welcome to
hogwarts y'all here in Hogwarts we
respect our fellow students
okay he's dead this is Professor ratchet
what's up yeah she has the magical
sorting hat that will put you in your
houses let's kick it professor ratchet
ginger get Oh Oh big nose Wow
you put the gum in gum burger boy I know
who you trying to fool you can want to
the hood what I'm Irish look at y'all
mm-hmm I'm gonna call your mother
and are they
they call themselves the plastics that
one is so dumb she was in the first year
for all eight movies that one's hair is
so big because it's full of the chamber
and the one in the middle
Voldemort in human form Regina George I
love your robe
where'd you can it's my mom's from the
80s ugly stuffing robe I've ever seen I
heard that I think it's gonna rain
it's like really sunny do you want to
hang out you can't fight with this I'm
sorry are you guys quoting Mean Girls
duh what the hell go
should you be mowing my lawn yeah should
you be mowing his lawn what he said
roughly races bleh wanker you're black
Oh be black British [ __ ] off [ __ ]
I'm done one third [ __ ] yeah
see you later bro damn girl yeah
Wingardium Leviosa what's a stop stop
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
it's bloody Oh sauce not Leviosa are you
doing it
Wingardium Leviosa oh okay calm down I
was just doing what in the girls
bathroom
now yep
three two one
reach
wait that's cheating that's it
oh my god Harry you're here that looks
like a party city costume no it doesn't
I look like freakin Britney Spears on
the VMAs that snake is fake as [ __ ] no
but it looks sexy look you're weird bro
you look like a t went to the hood why
are you moving like that let's do this
[ __ ] this is for my parents three two
one go goose with your mouth they do
that in editing special effects no let's
do this again back up three two one
again with the [ __ ] oh my god you
killed them
oh my god shut up you realize you did in
two seconds eleven try and do for eight
movies
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