you make me feel so young
you look miraculous so do you
thank you what would you like to do
i got some ideas i'm such a happy
individual
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those are really beautiful earrings by
the way they do a nice job of
complimenting your
i'm going to stop you right there
because on paper you've done everything
right
you've took an interest in my personal
history you've complimented my
accessories
blah blah blah if we'd met in college a
relationship
probably would have developed between us
which i would have come to regret
because
i would have found out that you're just
as boring and polite in the bedroom
as you have been during this god-awful
conversation you know what i'm saying
okay daphne if i could interject save it
kent i'm not looking for a bff stephanie
please
i'm talking to you
what did you call me i didn't stutter
i don't give a damn about connecticut i
hate those cheap earrings
i'm from north dakota and this is how we
handle our business in the bison state
mama
get your hands off me right now where i
will take you to your knees in front of
this entire bar
promise
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can't you come out tonight
dance by the light of the moon
what'd you wish when you threw that
wrong oh no come on tell me
if i told you it might not come true
what is it you want barry
what do you want you you want the moon
just say the word and i'll throw a lasso
around it and pull it down
hey that's a pretty good idea i'll give
you the moon barry
i'll take it then what
well then you could swallow it and it
all dissolved see
and the moon beams that shoot out of
your fingers and your toes and
the ends of your hair
am i talking too much yes
why don't you kiss her set her tongue to
death how's that
why don't you kiss her started talking
to the dead
look i was wondering sometime
if you're free
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georgia
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um
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can you hear the words that are coming
out of my mouth
got this far i'll take you there you
gotta watch a little icy
so um are you gonna go see peter
tomorrow
oh whoa
wow do not take me with you no that's
all right
okay
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oh
there we go
all right yeah i think we're all right
now
just step over this way
oh hi who is it
it's carol singers i'll give him a quid
in time to bugger off
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foreign
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me
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are you enjoying the view you are very
good at decorating that tree
why are you messing with me did krampa
put you up to this i'm not messing with
you
it's just nice to meet another human who
shares my affinity for elf culture
i'm just trying to get through the
holidays get through christmas is the
greatest day in the whole wide world
please stop talking to me uh oh sounds
like someone needs to sing a christmas
carol
no way best way to spread christmas
cheer is singing loud for all to hear
thanks but i don't sing oh it's easy
it's just like talking except louder and
longer and you move your voice up and
down
i can sing but i just choose not to sing
especially in front of
other people well if you sing alone you
can sing in front of other people
there's no difference
actually there's a big difference no no
there isn't
wait i'm singing
i'm in a store and i'm singing
there's no singing in the north pole yes
there is
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you