>> Stephen: LET'S TALK ABOUT PRESS SECRETARY AND MOTHER OF
THE KID WHO BIT YOUR KID, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS.
IT'S BEEN A JAM-PACKED WEEK.
REPORTERS HAVE HAD A HARD TIME GETTING STRAIGHT ANSWERS ABOUT
JARED KUSHNER.
ATTORNEY GENERAL JEFF SESSION, IN OR OUT.
HIEWRG.
SO WEDNESDAY HUCK-A-SANDERS CLEARED EVERYTHING BY READING A
LETTER FROM A RANDOM KID.
>> AYE NAME IS DILLON BUT EVERYBODY CALLS ME PICKLE.
I'M NINE YEARS OLD AND YOU'RE MY FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
I LIKE YOU SO MUCH THAT I HAD A BIRTHDAY ABOUT YOU.
>> Stephen: HOLD ON.
WHAT'S A TRUMP-THEMED BIRTHDAY LOOK LIKE?
IS THERE A WALL AROUND THE PINATA?
DO YOU-- ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) WHAT DO YOU-- I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU-- I DON'T KNOW.
DO-- DO YOU BLOW OUT THE CANDLES OR DO SOME NICE RUSSIAN LADIES,
LET'S SAY, EXTINGUISH THEM?
( LAUGHTER ) YOU DON'T HAVE TO MAKE A WISH,
PICKLE, BUT DEFINITELY CLOSE YOUR EYES.
I'M SORRY, YOU WERE ANSWERING THE TOUGH QUESTIONS?
>> THEN DILLON GOES ON TO ASK A FEW QUESTIONS.
"I DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE YOU?"
ME, EITHER, DILLON.
"YOU SEEM REALLY NICE.
CAN WE BE FRIENDS?" I'M HAPPY TO SAY I DIRECTLY
SPOKE TO THE PRESIDENT, DILLON, AND HE WOULD BE MORE THAN HAPPY
TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
>> Stephen: I'D BE CAREFUL, PICKLE.
( LAUGHTER ) ( APPLAUSE )
I KNOW ONE LITTLE BOY, LITTLE JEFFY SESSIONS, WHO WROTE THE
SAME LETTER LAST YEAR AND HE REGRETS IT.
ANYWAY, SARAH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THANK YOU FOR SHARING THAT.
I KNOW YOU ONLY GIVE REPORTERS A LIMITED AMOUNT OF TIME SO HOW
ABOUT A QUICK QUESTION ABOUT JARED'S MEETING WITH THE
RUSSIAN.
>> GUYS, I HATE TO CUT IT SHORT.
THE PRESIDENT HAS AN EVENT.
>> Stephen: WOULD LOVE TO TALK ABOUT UNDERMINING OUR DEMOCRACY
BUT I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE DEEP DIVE ON THAT PICKLE LETTER.
TO DOLES!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) SHE'S JUST SHAMELESSLY,
SHAMELESSLY RUNNING THE CLOCK OUT ON JOURNALISTS.
WHAT'S NEXT, A COOKING SEGMENT WITH MARIO LOPEZ?
( LAUGHTER ) I WOULD WATCH THAT.
I WOULD WATCH THAT.
YEAH, I WOULD DEFINITELY-- I'D HAVE HIM ON HERE BUT I'D WANT
HIM SHIRTLESS.
SO-- UNBELIEVABLE.
UNBELIEVABLE.
SO ALL YOU FRUSTRATED REPORTERS, IF YOU WANT YOUR QUESTIONS
ANSWERED, CLEARLY THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT.
COME ON OUT HERE, NORAH!
NORAH, EVERYBODY!
GIVE IT UP!
THERE YOU GO.
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE.
GOOD TO SEE YOU.
SO GREAT.
>> HI, STEPHEN.
>> Stephen: HI, NORAH, ARE YOU READY TO HELP AMERICANS GET
THEIR QUESTIONS ANSWERED.
>> SURE AM.
DEAR PRESIDENT, MY NAME IS NORAH, BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME
MUSTARD.
YOU'RE MY FAVORITE CURRENT PRESIDENT.
( LAUGHTER ) ANYWAY, I WAS WONDERING, DOES
THE ATTORNEY GENERAL ENJOY YOUR FULL SUPPORT?
AND HOW DO YOU PLAN TO IMPLEMENT THE BAN ON TRANSGENDER PEOPLE
CURRENTLY SERVING IN THE MILITARY?
WILL THOSE ON ACTIVE DUTY BE CALLED HOME?
SOUNDS LIKE A LOGISTICAL NIGHTMARE.
( LAUGHTER ) ONE MORE THING-- ARE YOU A
PUPPET OF VLADIMIR PUTIN?
( LAUGHTER ) I LOVE PUPPETS!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) I LOVE PUPPETS!
I MADE ONE AT CAMP!
LOVE, MUSTARD.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) P.S.: PEOPLE SAY WE HAVE THE
SAME HANDS!
( LAUGHTER ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).
>> Stephen: MUSTARD, EVERYBODY!