You're watching "Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta"...
...season eight.
...watch the show...
...for the very first time.
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The scene you're about to see is Karlie acting fake as (bleep).
But I'm about to jog her memory.
I want, like, a big, like, huge photo of me and him,
Okay.
Do, like, a ice sculpture.
The only ice sculpture that Karlie should have at her party
is one of her ass cheeks trying to balance that out, so they can be level.
Okay.
My wedding is gonna be the most bridezilla
Karlie wedding you've ever seen in your life.
I want everything to be perfect.
And if it's not perfect, kiss my ass.
Or kiss my funky toes.
Would y'all like to meet y'all DJ for y'all event?
Okay.
'Cause I want her to play "Ferrari Karlie."
This Che Mack. She's gon' be y'all DJ.
Hello. Yes, yes, how you doing?
Wait a minute.
I know you.
Yes, you remember.
But you look different.
I was the ugly duckling. Now I'm a swan.
Karlie, close your mouth, girl, before a (bleep) fly in it.
'Cause we know you don't keep one (bleep) in your mouth long.
Bouncing back from, you know,
with everything that happened before.
Yeah, 'cause something with (bleep)
Yeah.
She tried to ruin my career, but, you know...
What career?
You had a career?
Oh...
I'm producing my own beats
so I can mix 'em with my DJ sets.
So I'll just spin my jams here.
Oh... why not?
What do you want to hear?
Like, "titties, ass in the air"?
Just... it's my first engagement.
Your first engagement?
I mean, I must be catching amnesia,
because this is the runaway fiancée.
I don't understand how you get a proposal from no-neck,
you get a proposal from the whiny singer,
you get a proposal from the guy that doesn't know
what to do with his hair every week.
Yeah, I mean, a real engagement.
Oh...
Mo, why you ain't never got nothing to say?
Boy, Karlie just-- just-- you all--
You (bleep)-whipped. You just goin' on with the flow.
Guarantee your party's gon' be lit.
Yeah, no doubt.
All right. Thank you.
Your party.
My party, your bill.
What kind of desperate bitch
want to get engaged to a man that's broke
and not even good-looking?
The scene you're about to see is me bringing my woman
to an engagement party that was doomed before it started.
♪♪
Girl!
Whoever did that photoshop did some wonders, honey.
You went from blackheads to right heads.
Let's give it up for Karlie Redd and Arkansas Mo.
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(Mimi) What? Is that Che Mack?
What is up with everybody acting like they don't know nobody?
Y'all remember Che Mack?
(both) Do you remember Che Mack?
That's the question of the evening.
Do I remember Erica Dixon?
Girl, you been looking for a fixing since season two, honey.
Girl, bye. (grunting)
Hey, ladies.
They're having a match attack.
Ah, yo, what's your favorite cartoon?
Um, uh, "Itchy and Matchy Show."
It's a match made in heaven.
Ha! It's beautiful.
Hi!
Congratulations!
Fake (bleep), Karlie. They're not your friends,
'cause me and you been friends for years, bitch.
I can't believe it, guys. Y'all have known me.
Very long.
I'm gonna need a lot of advice.
(laughter)
Girl, my advice to Karlie
is to give back to the community
and stop giving that (bleep) that booty.
You need to cook.
She cook.
Is it good though?
Yes.
Karlie cooked for me one time.
She cooked-- she steamed me some broccoli.
Bitch, I ain't never seen you cooking, cleaning.
I'm over at your house all the time
with a sink full of mother(bleep) dishes, ho.
You're fake, you're phony, and you're a nasty bitch.
Long as you can put up with all that, then you good.
(overlapping chatter)
I'm a lot to handle.
If you can't handle me...
keep a-steppin'.
(cheering)
(laughter)
Shout-out to Yung Joc in the building.
We see you, baby. Who dat girl is with Joc?
"Who dat is with Joc?"
What's up, y'all?
How y'all doing?
Doin' pretty good.
Joc has a type.
He likes caramel-peanut-butter girls
that wear wigs... with booties.
That's why I was telling him, like, it's nothing there.
It's like, you know, we're like family now.
I mean, that's a stretch, but, I mean, y'all...
I'm saying like brothers and sisters.
Kendra, watch out, girl, because if they talking about
they brother and sister, don't bro me and don't sis me
if we was...
Karlie would (bleep) her family 'cause she (bleep) anyone.
(Che) Check this out, ladies and gentlemen.
We got Karlie Redd in the building
about to make an announcement.
Who is this bitch keep announcing mother(bleep)?
Like, you are the DJ. (mimics records scratching)
You know what I'm saying? Scratch, scratch.
Like, play music, bitch.
And thank you, honey, for... (sighs)
Thank you for accepting me.
She holding that mic like it's a (bleep)!
Like it's Arkansas Mo.
"Thank you for accepting me, Mr. (bleep)."
(slurping) Like, get out of here, girl!
Got that mic there like it's a (bleep)!
(Che) Give it up for the party, y'all.
Speaking of us being blessed.
A friend of mine wasn't invited to the party
and I'm not sure why,
so I'm just gonna relay a message.
"Dear Karlie Lewis,
"after years of being messy and exposing other people's secrets,
I wanted to use this occasion to expose your ultimate secret."
But I'm trying to figure out why
you relaying the message at my party when I hired you.
(audience exclaiming)
Give it up for Karlie finding her long-time love life
at the age of 45, but she found herself.
What?!
I'm holding (bleep) down for my homegirl Pooh,
Pooh?
Shekinah body is like a chode.
You can't even-- it's just like a (bleep).
You can't even tell the head from the (bleep).
It's just all together. She's like an upside down egg.
Just like one big old round circle.
Bitch, shut up.
Wow.
(Che) Karlie been her friend for a long time.
That's some bull(bleep).
She talking about Karlie been eating out the cookie jar for years, honey!
So (bleep) what?! Security!
Okay, so hold that down for Miss Doo-doo.
You and Miss Doo-doo can go take a (bleep) together and leave me the (bleep) alone.
(bleep) outta here! Y'all not gon' do this to Pooh though!
Yes, Spice!
See, that's why I love my girl Spice, baby!
My Spice!
Let me tell you something about Jamaicans.
They don't play that (bleep).