-You know I'm Orange
I'm Orange, I'm really really Orange
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again who's Orange
[laughs]
Oh...
Hey, I didn't see you sitting there.
Uhh...
-Yes?
-What are you?
-I'm a walnut.
-Hey, hey walnut.
-[sighs] What?
-Walnut, hey.
-What?
-Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-Knock, knock.
-I already said who's there.
-Knock, knock.
-Look dude, knock it off.
-Knock, knock.
-Who is it already?
-Knock, knock.
-You know what? I don't care.
I don't care who's at the door.
-Knock, knock.
-[growls] Who is it already?
-Cash.
-Cash? Cash who?
-Cashew? I thought you were a walnut.
[laughs]
-[sighs]
-Geez, you really need to come out of your shell.
-I'm a nut, not a turtle.
-You're a nut?
And they say I'm crazy.
[laughs]
Hey, hey walnut.
-If this is another knock-knock joke...
-You look familiar.
-Dude, I'm a walnut.
-Don't I know you from somewhere?
-No, no I think I'd remember that.
-Ooh, I know.
You're the guy that lives inside Lizardberry.
-What?
-Don't you remember?
Hey, hey, Lizardberry.
Hey.
-Hey, for the last time, I'm not a lizardberry.
-Hey, hey Lizardberry.
-What?
-Knife.
-[screaming]
-Whoa, that guy's gonna be dino-sore in the morning.
[laughs]
Ooh, ow.
-Free Willy!
-What the heck?
-Hey, how's it going?
[both screaming]
-What are you talking about?
That was an avocado, you idiot.
-You're an avocado?
Is that why Lizardberry ate you?
-No, I'm a walnut.
-Wingnut?
-Walnut.
-Walrus?
-Walnut!
-Oh, walnut.
Is that why you're so hard to crack?
[laughs]
-Hey, don't even joke about that.
Have you ever seen a nutcracker?
-Well, duh.
He's right over there.
-[chittering]
-Good thing he has a straightjacket.
-Ugh, no, a nutcracker.
You've never heard of a nutcracker?
-A nutcracker? Sweet!
-No, it's not sweet.
It's a death-dealing pair of metal tongs that will split your head open.
Do you even know what that sounds like?
-Knock knock.
-It's not a joke, man,
I'm telling you, it's the worst way to go.
-Knock knock.
-[growls]
-Knock knock.
-What do you want?
-Knock knock.
-Who is it already?
-Squirrel.
-Squirrel? Squirrel who?
-Squirrel.
-[screaming]
Captioned by SpongeSebastian