- [Producer] Do you know what you're doing today?
- Yeah. - No.
- We're doing Carolina Reaper snacks.
- Oh what?
- Yeah, I know, can you believe it?
- I thought it was ghost peppers.
That's way worse.(chuckling)
- Oh my God.
(upbeat music)
- Carolina reaper snacks.
- I don't know what that is,
but I don't like the sound of it,
because 'reaper' means death.
- I would just like to say that I hate you
(Vanessa chuckling)
and I don't know what I did to you to deserve this,
but I'd do it again.
- We'll see, we'll see. (palm thudding)
'Cause people get these - Would we?
for snacks
and they get them for enjoyment.
- They don't get enjoyment out of them.
They do it to hurt themselves
and then they feel something. (Justine chuckling)
(upbeat music)
It looks like poo,
looks like bits of poo.
- Fire poo. - Fire poo.
- So Lena, you do not eat meat.
Is that it? - No I can't eat meat.
- So this...
- So..
- Garlic, turkey.
- My stomach actually hurts already,
just looking at this.
- So what I will do,
is narrate you eating the meat.
Are you ready? (paper rustling)
- You can have a smell of it though, right?
- I feel so sorry for you.
(Dermot chuckling)
- Why do people like eating fire?
- This makes me sad.
- Yeah.
- I'm not gonna lie.
- Can we touch our eyes after this?
Probably not. (Justine chuckling)
were gonna eat (indistinct)
- I guess it doesn't smell bad,
like it smells nice,
but it doesn't smell like something I could eat (giggling)
- Oh fuck me.
Oh God.
This is so (chuckling) - Would rather not.
- All right, give me the poop (paper rustling)
(Donal chuckling)
(Lena mimicking) - Do we have ice cream ready,
do we?
- Yes. - Okay we do.
- I was gonna eat the whole thing
and you've gotta eat every bite.
What should I do?
Should I just bite half of it?
- [Both] (exclaiming)
- It's so big.
(Justine laughing)
Oh, man.
- Go first.
You proven that you're a bad ass, am not.
(Vanessa chuckling)
- You should eat all of that.
- I really don't.
- You do. - See.
Please, just eat.
- Just eat it. - Reaper falling off it.
Just give me a second. - Do it.
- Give me a second. - Do it.
- Give me a fucking second. (Lena chuckling)
- (indistinct) holding.
(Donal exclaiming)
(Justine chuckling)
- This is like his daddy.
(Justine chuckling)
- I love turkey so much
and you've covered it in something that's gonna hurt me.
(Lena mimicking)
- That's grand.
- The first bite you're like, that's fine,
and then you're like, oh my God.
(Donal coughing)
(Justine exclaiming)
- It's not grand. - No.
- Why did I put the whole thing in my mouth?
- That was like a lot.
- Oh shit man.
- Such a slow burn.
- Oh yeah,
you can feel it here, I know.
(Donal growling)
(Donal coughing)
(Dermot wheezing)
(Lena exclaiming)
- I wanna take a bigger bite
and see if I can handle it.
(Donal shrieking)
- [Both] (chuckling)
- The meat is actually good.
- Yeah, good quality.
(Donal exclaiming)
- That's grand.
- No it hurts.
- Only three bites,
and I'm done, I'm done.
- Oh shit, okay.
It's pretty bad.
- You can laugh at me in a minute,
it's fine. (Dermot exclaiming)
You will have your turn.
- I'm an OG,
just eating. (Justine coughing)
(Donal growling)
(Justine coughing)
(Donal growling)
- I don't think people actually sent anything,
somebody in the comments will be like,
(Vanessa growling)
(Clisare chuckling)
- Yeah, I love it.
I snort these.
- I have like 10 of these
and my son eats them as well,
and he's six months old.
Like, go feed it. (Clisare giggling)
- The worst part is,
the brisket is so good that I want some more,
but there's no way I can.
No I can't (panting)
(upbeat music)
That's fucking popcorn.
- See I love popcorn,
and that smells really buttery and delicious.
Are you all right?
(Donal murmuring)
(Justine murmuring)
- How can popcorn, - No, I don't believe it,
popcorn can't hurt me this much.
- What if we like this?
This is gonna blow my world right open.
- When one eats popcorn,
one takes a handful
and mashes it in their face. - Right, yeah.
- I actually feel high.
- How about we take,
look, how about this?
How about that?
That's fair, right?
- I gotta take a little yellow one,
that seems very heavily seasoned.
- You're ready?
- No. - Are you ready?
- No. - Come on,
but like we're in this together.
(Vanessa clearing throat)
(Donal sighing)
(both crunching)
- Do I like them?
I think I might I like that.
- They're delicious. - Had it right?
- I feel it.
Oh, it's getting worse.
- [Both] Yeah.
- Okay.
Okay (exclaiming)
okay it's hot.
(Justine exclaiming)
(Justine coughing) - Wait.
- You like?
- It's like spicy popcorn holy fuck.
- Yeah, it's getting worse, but-
(Lena coughing)
- You're like,
Prometheus is going to close to the sun.
(Justine chuckling)
Take it easy Prometheus
- It is spicy
and I would have to drink a pint of milk with it.
But - - Yeah,
but like (crunching)
but am here for it, yeah.
- I mean, (Dermot coughing)
- It's really attacking the lungs for some reason.
(Justine shrieking)
- Prometheus! (palm thudding)
Get away from the sun. (Justine shrieking)
(Lena coughing)
- Why would anyone,
why would anyone?
- Coughing makes it so much worse?
(Lena shrieking)
- You all right there chicken? (crunching)
(Clisare coughing)
- Yeah, am back in the game.
(Vanessa laughing)
- Oh (indistinct),
Prometheus brought the fire back.
- Oh, that gave me a headache.
- Did it? (Justine exclaiming)
- I mean, - That's nowhere near
as bad as the brisket.
- My throat is on fire,
but I really like it.
- Yeah, that's good.
- See, I can't tell anymore.
My tongue is dead.
My tongue, - Yeah.
- My dead tongue.
- You can tell she's loving it.
- I just really love popcorn ma'am.
(Lena shrieking)
- No one loves popcorn this much, okay?
- [Director] Would you eat this in the cinema?
- Oh definitely.
I love it.
In the first date,
you sneak in your own popcorn,
(Justine chuckling) give it to the girl,
and she's like, 'I think I'm having a stroke'
and she's like, 'what did you put in that popcorn'?
And you're just laughing at her.
(Donal mimicking)
(upbeat music)
(paper thudding)
- Is that more turkey?
- Oh not with the... (Donal shrieking)
- Carolina reaper peanuts,
oh God, peanuts are gonna be terrible.
- Oh, I'm allergic to peanuts.
I might die.
- No, you're not.
- Oh, fuck it. (whispering)
- Sweet savory
and enhanced with a huge crunch.
- Oh, he'll have a wild.
(Justine shrieking)
- Fuck off!
- Oh goddamn it!
- With Moruga scorpion peppers.
- Scorpion peppers.
- What's that?
That's sounds soar.
- But here they're vegan and gluten free.
So that's good.
- When are peanuts ever not
vegan and gluten free. (paper rustling)
- Oh God, you can actually-
(Dermot wheezing)
- But I feel like this is what allergy to peanuts
would feel like.
You eat a normal peanut
and die. - And you go into shock.
Yes.
- Well, I shouldn't have got so into the popcorn,
my mouth is on fire.
- Oh man, real cold now.
- Those are big fucking peanuts by the way,
am I wrong?
- Now some of these are like big chunky boys,
with four connected,
and I'm not about to do that.
- Here we go.
(Lena exclaiming)
(Donal crunching)
(both crunching)
- Okay so.
(Dermot exclaiming)
- Here's the thing, though- (Clisare exclaiming)
it's not that spicy.
- All right?
- It doesn't taste like a peanut.
- I think we should both have another one
before it kicks in though.
Both of us.
- Oh, am feeling it now. - Oh fuck,
that's huge.
(Donal shrieking)
- Sugar that pains. (shrieking)
- But like, - Oh my God.
Oh my God.
How are you not getting that?
(Vanessa laughing)
(Lena clearing throat)
(Dermot wheezing)
- Oh shit!
(Justine chuckling)
- Oh my God it's getting worse.
Do you want some milk?
- I'm good. (chuckling)
- Where's that milk and ice cream?
(Donal sighing)
- Its spicy.
- Oh my God,
oh my God, I think I need an anesthetic.
- Okay then hurry. - Okay.
- Okay then hurry.
- Why are you doing this to yourself?
- I don't know.
I can do anything.
I can do anything I said.
- Oh my God that's so spicy,
how are you not dying?
- Do I wanna spit it out?
Do I not?
- Hold on. (growling)
- Okay, swallowing is way worse.
- I shouldn't have eaten it on one side.
I feel like I've burned off
the right-hand side of my tongue.
(milk sploshing)
- Do you want milk?
- No, milk is the devil.
I'd rather die.
(Lena exclaiming)
- Trying to get it underneath my tongue
cause I managed to get the fucking spice
underneath my tongue.
(Justine sighing)
(Donal sighing)
- Why isn't the ice cream working?
It's definitely not working.
It's making it worse.
- Surely they have no market
of people that eat those for fun.
- This is some spicy stuff.
My mom could throw these back like they were candy.
- I'm going for a walk.
- This is the fucking worst thing ever.
The worst thing ever.
- God, I hate them so much.
(Justine exclaiming)
I think I need a....(chuckling)
- How is melting working?
How's nothing...
(Dermot sighing)
(Dermot shrieking)
- Again, if you're having a house party or something
and you have a bowl of normal peanuts,
like that- (Clisare chuckling)
- You fucking asshole.
- The kind of coated peanuts you get
and then just throw like five of those in?
- Oh, you fucking asshole.
- That would be fun.
- It would be really funny though.
- You know.
- I love you.
But stop organizing questions right now.
- Whoever decided to put hard on Moruga pepper on popcorn
you're actually a fucking genius.
- Okay, I need more milk. (palm thudding)
Okay, the second the milk run out, no.
More milk.
- You know what?
They weren't too bad.
(Justine chuckling)
Hey, my name is Donal Sharpson.
- And am Justine Halpin.
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(Justine sighing)
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