F: Hello? S: Hello there. F: Oh, hello. S: Oh you sound disappointed. {Crickets}
F: No, I wasn't
S:What's wrong then? F: Oh, you've just interrupted my voice practice. S: Your voice practice. Oh, it sounds like you need it. F: Oh, thanks
S: You welcome my dear. F: I'm a singer. S: Oh, are you? F: Yeah. S: Would you sing for me?
{Fan sings}
S: I'm really nervous dang it
S: Yes, of course. That's what they all say. You know, you could I guess the practice wasn't necessary after all. F: Wow thanks
S: I'm kidding. No, it's a great job. I'm just jealous
F: Jealous, I'm sure you can sing. S: No, no yes of course I can. But no no no I- I cant
aww dont pity me I was almost looking forward to it. Well, what would you have me sing the classics perhaps
Sure
Okay. Mmm, I won't do it as classical as you you know, I'm not trying to be a show-off here, you know
uh huh
Somebody once told me the world is going to roll me. I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of of if you feel good the clap, you know, you know help me out here finger and a thumb in the shape of an L
on her Forehead
Well the Years start coming and they don't stop coming fed to the rules and am i done. Can I stop this thing?
This is amazing. What can I say, you know, a man of many talents includes singing, of course
And that wasn't quite classical
I know my my singing wasn't quite classical. Oh, yes, it was me
Think the closest I could get is a Beethoven song I learned no
Way perhaps with it. Oh, yeah one sec. I gotta get a note. No boy
Because I can't I feel like a perfect sample but that was that was fantastic
I mean, I mean no no's video clip. What are you is this Oh am I charming Sebastian? No
No, of course not that's not possible, please. Oh
you seem very
Not at all do you have any questions for me do other than why my be singing with you?
how do you handle a cat that whenever you let her out on your third-floor balcony, she
Looks like she wants to jump off
But then he just keeps putting leaves into your place. This is something that you deal with often
Yes, I'm staring at her right now. Perhaps it's the singing is making you want to yep. No, um jump off the third floor
If you want to try some more classical music such as Smash Mouth hi, baby. Oh, oh, come on you cant do this to me
I'll try keep this PG, please
Did you hear her oh yes I did that was a fine poetry
She's my little black cat and her name is toothless
Well, hopefully, you know if she leaves sort of longer, but apparently with how things are going. It doesn't sound like
She's just a very curious kitty. Yes. I'm also curious to jump off the third floor. Oh
oh Wow, she sounds angry no she purring
Keep this called PJ PJ
You know how they do yeah careful there Sebastian I think I might get in in trouble with Ciel if you would you go out of control
Yeah, you'll be demonetized and Ciel will give me shit. I don't want that. Oh, please he's a joke leave him be
You know who else is a joke
him I said that's that I mean, but you know between you and me, you know, you know, who else is a joke, uh
Who perhaps yourself grell? Oh, yes, obviously
I
Think I think I can do a pretty good impression of him go on then. Let's see if I have
ah oh bassy!!!!!!!!
Yes, I want to hang up now. Fantastic
Calling with me to your singing was fantastic. Oh, thank you. It was a pleasure. It was indeed
I did my job, and I outdid you in many ways
Whatever helps you sleep at night Sebastian, did you think I'll sleep? Just remember you have an eternity to improve and try to beat me
Okay well isn't that kind of you
Good bye dear. Good. Bye. Hello. Hello. Hi. Hi
How are you, you know, I'm fine, how are you I'm good. Thank you
And you expect you to call me Sebastian, didn't you? See I normally call people who are kind of mean to me
I'm you got your attention. So could you just remind me of what you said, you know?
If I'm talking you've grown roasting, yes you might have
Yeah, I said that you weren't very good at roasting. I still stand by it. I
cool
Hope we called you a nanny, you know, I'll give you one, you know, one moment to take that back if you wish
hope we called you nanny you know ill give you one moment to take that back if you wish
No, I'm good fine. Well, you lose a friend
am I supposed to be hurt
Yes, I'm a very valuable friend I mean I barely know you
(inserts sad music)
Yes, though we've known each other for so long why would you be so hurtful to me
how long have I known you
we've know each other forever
An eternity
and you betray me?!
now?!
have you no shame!
answer me!
I mean
Know
Anything but you can freshen up your insults because they're getting boring
Well, you need to freshen up your face because I'm bored of it. You can't see my face. Oh, yes
So what the burn sticks not really? Yes, it does
Someone who's known you for a long time, I can personally say that your face needs remaking, okay
you know we go when you're
Okay, remember at one time where I called you an insult one. That's a great time
I love that time you mean when you were Levi? No, no
No, I don't think you've ever gone boy. Really. I feel like you know for the amount of years that we've been friends
We've caught multiple times. I
Mean, maybe I don't know. Yes. I mean, you're a busy guy
Every time you call them. You just pretend like you
I would die for my friend. Oh, yes, of course you would what a lot
I can pull one up right now and I'll tell them that Daniels, but you don't remember who they are
But you've never spoke with them
i put my heart on the tline for what
to be betrayed
I'm sick of this
I'm sorry I hope the next best friend
If you've just met on the internet who's told you that you've been friends for years you freak much better than me
I'm my best friend forever
Don't lie. God. Damn it woman
There's no need to lie to yourself. it's okay
You're bad influence though, that's not true. Do I really need to mention? You don't need all the time?
no no no
don't mention it
Don't do that. I mean I was hoping to avoid it but if we're really going on this, right, but you're denying classic
Always bring this up every call Oh Sebastian fucked a nun. Oh, yes, we don't we get it?
Okay, it happened get over it. I mean you're
Like I saw you wanted her I got that
No, you could keep I don't need. Oh, yeah, of course. You're a classy one aren't you s? So, yes
You've never done something pretty you know one night standish. Have you no good day to you a
i said good day esther!
Good day Oh fantastic with a new friend. Goodbye. Bye
Wow hello there. Hello
This is it. Who do you think it is? I don't know who is it. Bye Sebastian
Oh my god, for real. What's real? Yes, did my accent don't give it away. Oh
My gosh
om my gosh
om my gosh indeed
Sorry
Wow
I'm offended. You couldn't recognize me straight away, honestly
Sorry, what's what's wrong Sebastian? You're not your cup of tea
no no i rally like sebastian
hes like one of my favorite characters
Oh really really it's funny because you didn't recognize his voice which is I mean
You know punished some people say it's his best that had to do anything with this. I'm sorry
Claude. Yes
No, no, you guys are basically the same right? Oh
I suppose Lego and Mega Blocks are the same as well. Are they?
kind of
walamart and gucci are the same brand
Basically you but like more bitchy
Included in your email, which is kind of weird really something like that to me you would you would expect to die after
The wait are you are you the kind of person who puts milk in before the cereal?
Likes the kit Kat without breaking it oh, you're an animal you're Savage Oh
How'd you get ahold of this phone as if a civilized people
oh my godh
You're sorry, yes, you will be
pathectic
What sentence is he the same one even
Your b
oth demons. Okay, I get it. So, you know all humans are alike because you know, they're human
Oh, that's yes, that's not demoness that all is it?
well
no no no
that's what i thought
but like
i think
Exactly same like this
really
He looks like a waffle that has soaked in water for five days then tried to fry itself
he looks pathetic
Iike
Guess you differently cuz I admit it you're better obviously
I don't need you to tell me that you're a better but way for me obviously these you could put up with Bo
oh, you know it's a challenge, you know, but uh, you know
It's not too much of a challenge
What is just like eventually you just get to you or break you just get sick of fear that's very possible
But I mean for now at least, you know contract remains
I mean like happy to put up with this like breath or your whole life
So his whole life it's you know, it's really no different from being on the phone with you
So I you know, it's not that difficult. I'm managing this
Yeah, I need some aloe
Just thank you so much for calling me. If I really appreciate it
Thank you so much. Well, it's a shame. You didn't recognize it immediately
I do it for the love of the love. Yes, I do so you don't care about the money
Well, yes, it's true. And I'm so blessed to be fulfilling my destiny