- How's it going?
- Good, how are you?
- It's going good.
I had to eliminate the last person
because she wasn't into the puppet.
So.
- Interesting.
(buzzer)
(laughs)
- [Narrator] Welcome to The Button.
A speed dating show.
When the button lights up red,
either player may press it
and swap out their date for a new person.
- You have been eliminated.
- [Narrator] If two people can last on a date
for ten minutes,
they win an all expenses paid second date.
- Welcome to The Button.
- Hey what's up I'm Nick.
- Hey, how you doin' I'm Tai.
- Nice to meet you Tai.
- Nice to meet you too.
- The date begins now.
- Do you know how this go?
- I think so?
- Yeah it can hear us.
It be hearin' us.
It be talkin' to us.
- I hear all.
- See, ain't nobody got time for that.
Whatchu do today?
- Nothing much.
I'm just taking a gap year from college right now
so I just woke up and cleaned my room and stuff.
- Oh yeah, yeah.
How old are you?
- I'm 19.
- You're 19?
You're 19?
- I know I always--
- I'm 26.
You got kids?
- No, not yet.
- I got kids.
- What?
- Yeah.
- Okay, well I'm a let you,
(buzzer)
you know run it back.
- It's nice to meet you.
- Okay, at least you had a round.
- Why did you eliminate him?
- You sent in here a 19 year olds.
'Kay, I got kids.
- He'd make a good father.
- What?
Hello.
- Hello.
- Hi what's your name?
- I'm, James.
- How tall are you?
- I'm 6' 7".
- The date begins now.
- Yeah, this is our date.
Yeah, it's pressure.
Are you nervous?
- I am excited nervous.
- Okay.
Ask some questions to get you--
- Okay, what do you do for fun?
- I smoke weed.
- I smoke a lot too.
(laughs)
- We're kicking it.
That's about what I do for fun.
I mean, I have kids so you know
I'm pretty much a homey mom right now,
so kicking it is not really my forte.
- Oh no.
- You got--
(buzzer)
Oh, bye.
It was nice to meet you.
- You have been eliminated.
- Dude, I feel bad.
- Why did you eliminate her?
- I'm not ready to be
like a stepdad or nothing like that.
I'm just not, I don't know man.
I'm young, so I'm sorry.
Hello.
- Hi.
- I'm James.
- I'm Vesta.
How tall are you?
- I am 6' 7".
- Wow.
- May I ask how tall you are?
- 5' 4".
- 5' 4". Cool.
No?
- Too late.
- Too late, I'm sorry.
Yeah, that's awkward.
(laughs)
(buzzer)
- You have been eliminated.
Why did you eliminate him?
- Because he gave himself away.
- Hi.
- What's going on?
I'm Sam.
- Hi, Vesta.
- It's nice to meet you.
- Who's that?
- I couldn't find anyone to babysit.
I just decided to bring him along.
- Are you a ventriloquist?
- No, he doesn't talk he just--
- How much money do you guys make?
- It's an awfully personal question.
- Depends on the week.
- What do you do for work?
- I'm a professional cuddler and I also make jewelry.
- Nice, seems like a good line of work.
- It is, it is.
- Do you guys find each other attractive?
- Yes, you're attractive.
- What about the puppet?
- He's cute.
(laughs)
(buzzer)
- Why did you press me?
- You know, she seemed hesitant about the puppet so,
kind of a deal breaker for me.
- How's it going?
- Good how are you?
- It's going good.
I had to eliminate the last because she wasn't into
the puppet.
So.
- Interesting.
(buzzer)
(laughs)
- Why, Cosmo?
- 'Cause the puppet.
(laughs)
- Puppets are cute.
- I don't know.
Not that one.
- Hi.
- How's it going?
- Good. How are you?
- Pretty good.
- What's your name?
- Wagane.
- Wagane?
- Why are you guys single?
- That's a good question.
You go first.
(laughs)
- I don't know, I just have really high standards
and I'm busy.
- Do I meet those standards? - What?
- Do I meet those standards?
- I don't know.
- Wagane? - [Wagane] Yes sir.
- When was the last time you had sex?
- A month ago.
- How about you, Cosmo?
- It's been like a year.
- Oh, okay.
Do you miss it?
- You take it or leave it honestly.
(laughs)
- That was funny.
I do miss it.
(laughs)
- Wagane wants to date someone who is thicc.
What is thicc?
(laughs)
- Well you know a person that's healthy.
(laughs)
- I do not understand.
Is Cosmo thicc?
(laughs)
- Imma get canceled.
(buzzer)
(laughs)
- You have been eliminated.
- Hi.
- How's it going?
- Good, how are you.
- Good. My name's Thurston.
- I'm Cosmo.
- Nice to meet you.
What do you do for work?
- I'm a line cook.
- Oh nice, nice.
- What do you do?
- I serve and bartend.
- Sick.
- We're similar, like a similar deal.
- [Cosmo] Hell, yeah.
- Thurston, have you ever been to jail?
- No, I've,
I've been in the back of a police cruiser
but have never been to jail.
- Why?
- I used to take out my parents' car
when I was, like, fifteen.
So, you probably shouldn't do that.
- Cosmo likes sensitive bros.
Are you a sensitive bro?
- A sensitive bro?
Yeah, I mean like,
(laughs)
Honestly, I cry over like everything like TV.
Not like everything real life, but a sad story arc,
like I'm a fucking sucker.
- Whoa, what's your sign?
- I'm a Capricorn.
- Whoa.
- What's your sign?
- Cancer.
- Cancer, okay I don't know very many Cancers, actually.
- They're known for crying a lot.
You'll catch me crying.
(laughs)
- We can cry together.
(laughs)
- Do you guys find each other attractive?
- Yep.
- Yeah, you're pretty cute.
- Hold each other's hands.
- My hands are sweaty 'cause I'm nervous.
- What minute are we at, Button?
- You guys are getting pretty close.
- What are the other guys out there like?
Should I hit the button?
- I think you're pretty cool.
I definitely would go on a second date with you.
- Awesome.
- Would you guys go on a second date
with each other?
- Yes, we just said that.
(laughs)
- I'm sorry.
- Do we hit the button in victory now?
- No.
- [Cosmo] No. - No?
- Don't touch me.
Congratulations, you have won The Button.
(laughs)
- So where are we going?
Do you have any ideas?
- The date is over.
- Edible?
The date's over but--
- Leave.
(laughs)
- Bye Button, thanks!