Hey, Andy, what are you doing for lunch?
l don't know. l have a turkey sandwich.
We're gonna go around the corner. l think you should come with us.
There's this great place. A lot of cute girls.
l don't know. Okay.
We brought you a shirt.
This place is pretty fancy.
Something going on?
Hey, who's ready to have some fun?
[people cheering]
Hey, guys....
No, don't ignore me. l know what this is.
Wíthín one hour, you'll each have 20 dates.
Don't.... Please don't do this. l saw this on Prímetíme Líye.
All right, ninja master.
We've given you all the advice we have to give.
Now you gonna put it in action.
Advice? You guys all gave me different advice.
He thinks you're a pothead. l am.
Dude. Hey, partner. What are you whining about?
You asked for this shit. No, l didn't.
Will you iust quit whining like a bitch?
l'm not whining like a bitch. You are whining like a bitch.
And you about to cram like 10 years of pimpage into one day.
l don't want to cram pimpage. And after that...
you on my level. Come on.
(Cal) Just ask questions. This is a bad idea.
[buzzing]
[people chattering]
(woman) Hi. Hi. How are you?
l'm fine.
Are you fine?
Yeah.
You're fine then?
Are you fucking retarded? What the hell's the matter with you?
Do you want me to be fucking retarded?
[buzzer sounding]
When l look into the eyes of the children and the parents...
and they are smiling and saying:
''Thank you, Dr. Montalban, you saved my child''...
it was worth it.
[buzzer sounding]
Amy...
what are you doing here? David.
And you are Gina? Gina.
Hey, what's up? Nothing.
Look, l'm going to be real honest with you.
lt's been a long time since l've been with a man.
Spent a lot of time with the ladies.
Looking to get back up on that pogo stick.
You know what l'm saying? Excuse me.
Remember that time when we made love and you cried in my arms?
Please don't reminisce about the times we fucked, please.
lt's so creepy. Let's go to Paris.
l want to take you underneath the Eiffel Tower and make love to you.
Cut it out. Cut what out?
This go to Paris! We've been broken up for like two years, man.
l don't want to date you anymore.
You're a whore. l am not a whore.
l just didn't like you.
This is so us.
[laughs]
[snickering]
Psycho talk. What?
You're a good-looking man. Thank you.
Very pretty. Real soft, delicate features.
You're real feminine, you know, which is good for me...
because that would be a simple sort of transition.
You know what l'm saying?
Maybe throw a little rouge on you, tuck your sac back.
You game? No.
[buzzer sounding]
You need to stop fucking around with my friend, okay?
Because you're giving him hope, and it's driving the man crazy.
l moved, l changed my e-mail address, my phone number.
He's practically stalking me.
Well, l didn't know all that. So, l'm sorry.
[buzzer sounding]
l love Minnesota.