(utensils clattering)
- Is there anything in this cup, dad?
- [Dad] Let me see it.
- Dad is there anything in this cup?
- [Dad] No, there is not.
- Now,
my goal is to try to
get this ball to go into that cup.
- [Dad] Okay.
- [June] Say, "Yes or no."
Say, "Yes or no," Carson.
(Dad gasping)
- [Dad] What!
- The ball!
Oh my gosh!
Is there anything in this cup, guys?
- [Dad] No, what is going on?
- What is going on?
- [Dad] What!
Where did it go?
Oh my goodness.
- I just gotta put it away.
- [Dad] What!
- Oh my goodness.
- [Dad] This is crazy.
What!
You little master sleight of hand.
Gotta keep an eye on you.
(indistinct conversation)
(dad laughing)
- [Dad] That's right, you can certainly do that.
- Dad, could you tell?
- [Dad] No, you did great.
That was a really good one.
(dad chuckling)
- [Claire] Carson, don't do the finger.
- I hate this one.
- [Dad] What does it do?
It's gonna chop your finger off.
- Does it look like I have my same thumb?
- [Dad] Totally.
- Okay, great.
And
oh, it's blood.
(dad chuckling)
- Carson!
- Today, grandma is coming
to this house.
I'm so excited!
- Yeah, grandma's coming.
- Grandma's coming and on top of that,
I'm gonna have my first day of hip hop.
Which is why I have, like workout clothes.
I don't know why I feel this way
but I feel like I've kind of been working
for this hip hop thing, my entire life.
I know nobody actually knows
that I've been dancing a whole lot.
Probably nobody knows that I used to go to ballet.
I did it for like, four years.
- [ Dad] You did.
And now you're moving on to hip hop.
- I'm moving on to hip hop.
- [Dad] You eating some toast?
- [June] Yeah.
- [Dad] Is it good?
Are you chewing with your mouth open?
Oh oh!
Are you gonna show grandma
some of your magic tricks tonight.
- Yes! - You bet we are.
(baby crying)
(soft guitar music begins)
- So Millie is one month old.
(baby crying)
Spent a lot of nights like this.
She's just totally fed, her diapers are changed.
She's just sad.
(baby crying)
Luckily sometimes
you can get her to take a little binky.
She'll chill out a little bit.
She doesn't always love it.
She finally took it for me.
(baby burping)
- Don't spit it out.
It is so good.
There we go.
- Ash, why don't you give us an update on
the first month of Millie's life?
- It's been like the fastest blur.
Probably 'cause we haven't slept at all-
- At all. Which is to be expected.
- Totally.
- We love Millie. She's a beautiful baby
and we're so happy to have her.
So Ash doesn't really wanna talk real life.
Millie has been-
- She's been struggling a bit.
So we're working with her doctor,
trying to find solutions.
- And she's been officially diagnosed now with-
- It's GERD.
- GERD and Colic,
right?
- Yeah but I'm sure that once we get the GERD,
is it GERD or JERD?
I don't know. G-E-R-D. - It's GERD.
- Once we get that all figured out,
I feel like she won't be Colicy
because you can tell when she has waves of like,
not feeling super well.
And that's when she's so sad
but at least right now, look at this baby.
- She's way happier now.
- The sweetest for me.
- Putting on a show for you guys.
- I have gone totally dairy and soy free.
- Which is seriously hard.
- It's been challenging
but all of it is just to hopefully get her feeling better.
I think we're both just swaying.
We're just like doing the parent's sway, constantly.
- Like she's dozing off now in mom's arms.
Sweetie, put her down.
If you put her down right now, you win.
- What will I win? - Mother of the year.
- And she cannot cry for 30 seconds.
(baby babbling)
- Wham bam thank you ma'am.
(baby crying)
- I do no want to be left out.
- [Dad] Good luck on your first dance lesson.
- Thanks dad.
- [Dad] Have fun Millie.
Tell me all about it,
remember everything so I can hear about it, okay?
- I will.
- [Dad] All right. Goodbye.
- [Dad] So I'm in charge of Carson and June.
Where are you Junie?
- Will you help me fix this?
- [Dad] Oh, did it rip off?
- Sorry I broke this.
- [Dad] That's okay.
Are you gonna need some gum?
Do you have paint all over your hands?
Don't swallow, okay?
- Okay.
- Don't swallow.
- Okay.
- [Carson] I think you should watch her.
So she doesn't swallow.
- [Dad] I'll watch her close. Don't worry.
We gotta get this room totally clean
before mom gets here.
Before my mom gets here, I mean.
Not your mom, my mom.
- We already cleaned it.
- [Dad] Look at this place.
- What? I thought we only did the kitchen.
- [Dad] It's a disaster.
- Because of everything going on with,
you know, Ashley still trying to recover
from a pretty traumatic birth
and Millie just needing to be held a lot,
we are fortunately getting some help this week.
My mom is coming in town to visit us, to help us out.
So bringing in some big guns.
My mom is great.
She had eight kids.
I don't know how she had eight kids.
It blows my mind to this day.
How she had double the kids that we have
'cause we feel like we are just at our maximum.
- She's literally the queen.
- [Dad] Hey guys.
Just heard someone knock on the door.
- Grandma!
(door opening)
- Hello, hello.
- [Dad] Hey mama.
- Hello.
There's my little kido.
(Carson running and shouting)
- Do you remember me?
- Grandma.
- Do you remember me? Huh?
(Grandma softly laughing)
- [Dad] Hi Grandma.
- What have you got?
(Carson shouting)
- Oh my goodness.
(children shouting)
Oh my goodness, what is that?
- We did get them for Christmas.
- What do we do with them?
Is there anything we want with them?
(upbeat pop music plays)
- [Dad] Claire's home.
- Hi grandma.
What did I miss?
- [Dad] How was dance?
- Amazing and so fun.
(upbeat music begins)
- [Dad] This is grand kid number what?
- Number 26 and the oldest two are 16.
And this is a little grand kido.
- Now split another third of it.
- Where do you want me put this third?
- Point to one pile.
- Okay. Can you take away that pile?
Now, put your fingers on the piles like this,
just on top of the piles.
Now lift one.
Look at this top card right there.
- [Dad] Don't show anyone.
- Don't show anyone.
- Okay.
- Now put it down.
Put it back in the deck.
Shuffle all these cards
but make sure not to shuffle the queen.
- Okay.
Okay. I have shuffled.
- This card is not, the one for you.
- Now, this queen's gonna go through the deck
and try to figure it out where your card is.
I have no idea.
- I don't either.
- Wait, you're supposed to remember.
- I do remember what it is
but I don't know how in the world you're gonna find it.
- Was it a red card?
- Was it a what card?
- A red card.
- Yes.
- Did it have a queen on it?
- Yes.
- Did it have hearts?
- Yes.
How did you know that?
- Magic.
(Dad and Grandma laughing)
- How did you know that?
How in the world did you know that,
you little smiley?
(grandma chuckles)
- Can I teach you how to do it?
- Yes. Teach me.
- All right, it's called magicians choice.
So when they point to it
and it's not the one that you want it to be,
you're gonna say you're gonna take it away.
So then you put your fingers on there
and the one you lift,
lift one.
Now that's the one they picked,
'cause it stayed there.
- But what If I went like this.
- You're gonna take away that one
and then you're gonna show them that.
Which you already know.
Big smash.
- Okay.
- Did you feel that?
- Yeah, the earth shook.
That was a big one.
- Then why are you sitting on your card?
(grandma laughing)
- Why are you sitting on your card?
- I'm not sitting on the card.
- Look!
- Oh my goodness.
- Is that your card?
- How did it get over there?
Yes, that's my card.
(dad laughing)
How in the world did you do that?
- I mean, that was quite the smash
but oh my goodness.
You are incredible.
Okay. Do it again.
I'm gonna figure this out.
- Right there? I got it?
(Grandma guitar playing)
- And then back to C.
- So,
♪ Twinkle twinkle ♪
Oh dear.
Here?
Have I got it?
♪ Little star. ♪
- This one goes on the bottom string.
This one goes on the third string
and then back to C.
- And then back to C?
- [Dad] Show me the magic trick, what?
(June tapping on box)
- I get my magic wand.
- [Dad] Junie has dropped her magic wand.
Wait.
- It's all gone.
- [Dad] There's nothing in there?
(June laughing)
- Dad spoiled the magic trick for everyone.
(baby burping)
(baby crying)
- Hi pumpkin.
- We just wanted to pop on and say that things are good.
I've been getting a lot of messages,
people wondering if I'm okay.
I know the last YouTube video,
I kind of looked like I was knocking on death's door
and I kinda was.
But I'm happy to say that we are four weeks in
and I'm feeling really, really good.
So thank you for your messages.
I feel awesome.
I've had all my numbers run
and I'm actually back to normal.
- Her iron and blood is back to normal.
- I've been able to rally and feel amazing.
So, thanks for your prayers.
I really think that's because we've just had
an amazing army of y'all praying for us.
So thank you.
- Thank you very much.
Seriously.
Even though you hit hiccups
and things along the way, where you got to figure it out
and there's like different challenges.
You just realize how fast it goes
and just like soak in every single moment
because it's so precious.
- Grandma! Grandma!
Where you at Grandma?
("Weather Any Storm" by Cody Francis playing)
♪ Side by side our fears are done ♪
♪ Oh the good times just began ♪
♪ Oh, we know what we have ♪
♪ Lets hold on tight ♪
♪ Found what we're looking for in life ♪
♪ Call us crazy but but things are finally right ♪
♪ With you and I the future is bright ♪