- I always wanted to be a mom.
Ever since I was a little girl.
To care for something, raise it,
teach it right and wrong.
I have stepped into the role of a bigger responsibility
than myself.
I've stepped into the role of parenthood.
I am a plant mom.
You gotta steer, hold on, hold on.
We're not quite on solid foods yet.
There we go.
(Lisa making shh sounds)
Hungry.
Oh my God, motherhood is so ex-
I mean, they tell you it's going to be exhausting
but it is exhausting.
We are, we're still doing nighttime feedings.
- Yeah. I have a, I have a reservation at Buca. So-
- Oh my God,
I remember when I used to have that kind of freedom.
I mean, after you had the baby
like the first couple of weeks, it comes off like that.
And then there's this like 5 to 10 pounds
that I just have not been able to lose.
My metabolism was, and now look at me,
but you know, it's one of the greatest joys
- Lisa's batshit crazy.
The pandemic started.
And I think she self isolated a little too long.
Got really into plants.
And now, well-
- I'm really just feeling
we need some normalize public breastfeeding.
Like this is-
- You know, you're not a mom, right?
- Miles! Don't eat that!
My life is so much bigger than me now.
You know, I have to think of someone other than myself.
I think everyone deserves to feel this kind of love.
It's one of life's greatest joys being a mother.
I thought I knew what love was
before having kids,
but this kind of unconditional love,
it's incredible.
- Hi, Mrs. Wallace. It's Lisa calling again.
Kind of feels like you're avoiding my calls.
I'm sure you know, I'm calling about Miles again,
getting him on the wait list for the kindergarten.
He is a plant.
He is, yup.
I'll tell you what though.
What I didn't have an appreciation for,
the battle to get into schools, you know
and I called them and I let them know the situation.
And they're so full that they're, they're not
even answering the phone or they're hanging up on me.
Are you saying that my son can't go
on the wait list because he doesn't fit your criteria.
When I first called you, you knew that.
And you said you would think about it.
I don't like the tone you're taking with me.
And you're telling me
that my son is not good enough,
so that's what you're saying.
That's exactly what you're saying.
You're saying my son is not good enough to be
at your preppy school.
I just remembered.
I got you something.
Here she is.
- Thank you - Yeah.
- [Lisa] I propagated it.
- Shit, this is, this is really cute.
- Mm hm.
What are you going to name her?
Diane.
- (Lisa whispering) Diane
That just flew out of my mouth.
It's Diane!
- Diane is a beautiful name.
- Oh my goodness.
- She's got your eyes.
- Thank you.
She's so beautiful.
- [Lisa] Yeah
- Look at her.
She's just, she's just small and she's oh, she's growing.
I really feel bonded.
I really do.
It's instant.
It's like they say,
- it's an instant bond. - Instant bond.
It's the skin to skin.
- What else?
What else do I do on the first day?
- We'll get you sorted.
It'll come instinctually.
- Okay.
- Yup.
- I'll know.
- You'll know.
- Look at them!
- Day at the park
- Does somebody have a girlfriend.
Hey Denise, how are the kids?
Jill here's a new mom.
New mom alert.
- Any tips welcome.
- Your nipples will never be the same.
That's true though.
- [Off Camera] Do you, do you want us to cut for now?
- I'm sorry, does the act of breastfeeding
make you uncomfortable?
- [Off Camera] Well, no, not exactly.
- Wow. I'm sick. This makes me sick.
All men like you make me sick.
You know women are berated-
- It's not-
- Real moms- - You're just a naked person-
- Are breastfeeding wherever they want
- You're just a naked person!
- And where they want it is right here.
And you're gonna watch.
- Thank you guys so much for watching.
Remember to subscribe.
Sorry.
Oh, shoot.
I have to take this one.
Hello?
I, I do I already have a sponsor for this video?
Yeah. It's Skillshare.
(Lisa whispering) Sorry.
They're an online learning resource with thousands
of online courses by these really amazing teachers.
Yeah.
Um, the last one I did was grow your plant family
with propagation by Christopher Griffin.
Yeah. It was his live encore to his first series,
plants at home.
Oh, it was amazing.
It was all about propagation and how to do
with different kinds of plants.
Yeah. Really phenomenal.
Yeah.
Oh I'm sorry too.
No, that's fine.
We'll get your next time.
Yeah. Well thank you so much.
All right.
Bye-bye.
Sorry about that.
I'm so rude.
Um, what was I saying?
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Oh boo boo boo boo boo.