can you say o-r-a-n-g-e orange
that's how my dad says it orange the
only thing i hear dad say is
hello it's matrix mattel and welcome
back to my youtube channel and we have
brought the mvp
who's ever appeared on our youtube
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hey everybody let's address the elephant
in the room it's called vid times
yes they are indian times they are i do
want to say my soul is with christ
i'm bathed in his blood i am why the
snow
[Laughter]
we got covered tests like eight days ago
seven days ago and sarah and i literally
have been quarantining for the past
months like we do not leave the house
and i'm not saying you're important to
me but i literally got my covet test and
was like it's time to film with brittany
now
so today we're going to be beating the
jojo siwa
joanna miss sewonymous mug today
rainbow glitter jojo she
listen listen let's let's
let's just make one thing clear if you
came here thinking we were going to drag
her
i don't drag young beautiful confident
talented women
which is why you're here jojo
is truly like it's quality entertainment
it is obviously a fan of cosmeceuticals
i mean we're not doing drag britney
we're looking at a picture
cosmos is what you do on um hospital
inpatient
i think it's a word that drag queens use
for like cosmetics whatever is
your makeup and your surgery you've
gotten that's the cosmeceuticals
together the vivian is
in her apartment the vivian does the
cosmos
i love vivian i love becca too it's not
a lot of makeup
and since she's a 16 year old girl in a
myth
we're both 30 year old men balding 30
year old
listen and you know what traction
alopecia is the thing which is when you
snatch your hair back so
why do you think i got these bangs like
this if you lift it up if the wind
blew it's one track it's over one track
moved here
i love your videos where it's like let's
be honest 3 30 a.m
yeah and you have your hair done and you
have your phone and you're like
me making tick tocks yes
that's it do you want to hear my
impression of you
there's a very famous international um
drag queen in ripple
and she says this two in the pink one in
the snake and um i think that's
beautiful and i think it's very relevant
today
i think i sound smart you do no you do
but it's very like empty quotes
where i'm just like damn that is kind of
true but they just like don't mean
anything
that's the rupaul ism i wish to invoke
is like you know what
the world needs to laugh right now so
you better walk down the street and
drink that slushie
like this it doesn't mean anything yeah
you want to do a face spray
no okay polar pop sent me this and it
smells like coconuts and i love it oh
wait maybe i do
it's just good this is a channel where
we stand
maybelline instant age or wine concealer
yeah it is
amazing the applicator looks stupid but
it is lit i'm doing
the good old makeup forever ultra hd
foundation
because this smells like it smells like
my mom my mom loves jimmy buffett you
know white women loved him
that smells like a like a pina colada
have you ever seen the hollywood film
jurassic park
jurassic world there's that scene where
the dinosaurs are coming and that one
guy grabs that
he grabs the margarita i love running
from dinosaurs
you love alcoholism i started getting
into edible marijuana
okay i have never done that so i started
with gummies cut in like
eighths oh nothing something that no one
would feel yeah yeah it's great it just
puts
you go to go to bed by 9 30 which is it
really it just makes me kind of
giggly yeah i'm already a favorite well
you said you never did it so i just
think it's funny that you
in theory and theory if i were to do it
it would make me giggly
giggly wiggly do you like this tart
shape tape
yeah but my skin i laugh a lot so it
crinkles
i just powder because i'm a sweaty
little grease pig you know last time you
were on this channel we were talking
about your drag name
and people were saying kimbucha you know
what the new one is an
ally ally
you're letting people know where you're
coming from right because as a drag
queen they might not have assumed they
might have thought you were homophobic
this is that jacka black
sculpt and softened palette let's start
to do this forehead can we talk about
wall
yeah david made me watch it okay good
all right watch
god for you wet and gushy i'm not old
but i have that
voice that when i say it it's not cool
when you say it
are you mentioning the what i mean are
you talking about cardi b
and megan v stallion i was listening to
a conversation about this exact thing
people were criticizing what if their
children listen to it a don't let your
child listen to well that's that's
yeah men talk about women's bodies like
that music all the time i was literally
about to say like it's such a double
standard because i was 11 years old
talking about
shardy lick me like a lollipop but now
11 year old girls can't be like
wet and gushy i think there's something
wrong with that
i think i'm done i think you need to
hurry up i'm hurrying tell them what
music i was listening to when you walked
in
not miss sarah mclaughlin i literally
walked in he said in the arms
literally building
a mystery can we talk about this i put
backwards barbie on my instagram story
the song the dolly parton song people
said hold on i didn't know dolly covered
trixie's song
yeah people think i wrote it dolly
sweetie i am so
so sorry what's her eyebrows i'm sorry
i met her at this well i didn't meet her
at the streamies i walked by her at the
streamies she's not a child
six one she's huge she's a she's a
professional
dancer her body is growing an athlete
and
you know she does a wonderful character
of course but would she even enough to
accept her award she was like
i have to say i love youtube and i've
been watching most of the people in this
room since i was a kid it's just cool to
even be in the same room at all
and then she was like let's go make ice
cream
she flipped that ponytail and she flew
away let's live for six weeks in my car
um i don't want to say we're part of the
problem but i did buy the
costumes on amazon i'm sorry i'm not
gonna apologize for art
being made in this house today do you
remember that alyssa edwards video she
said
what the is going on in here on
this day what the is going on here
you know what she does to me once in a
while which i love she goes
we're in a room full of drag queens she
goes
i've never won here who will be the
three
meaning like if it was a pageant who
would be the top three okay and then if
you don't see her she goes
nah why would you say that
she's my favorite i'm sorry no here's my
top three
you're you're in it thanks you don't
have to say me
no but you are me and my friend taylor
my friend luke we have been watching uh
since it came out like it was literally
a source of joy in like high school and
college and
that is for a lot of people we love it
season 5 is out now
yes it is it would be you alyssa
and i think aesthetically violet
yeah i actually didn't expect you to say
that she's amazing people
on violet because they're like oh she's
kind of a like i've heard
something what
but that's what i'm saying is like who
said you have to be nice as a drag queen
do you want drag queens to be nice or do
you want their waist to be 12 inches and
then dangling from a big
in the ceiling i mean she's not an
outward she's not reading the
children
in the library you know what i mean but
this is the orgasm let me see
you gotta do that facebook a little too
sheer nothing oh it's a pretty color
okay i have this
sugar pill fun sized powder which i
think you can use um i also grabbed the
um
hip dot and meatball palette i mean to
get listen i wouldn't be i wouldn't
spot this probably jojo's
i think i think so it looks like this
we're like really mean to her
it looks like a pink to an orange to
like a yellow
do i think her parents are mean to her
no i think that they gave her a dance
and i think dance taught her a lot about
uh
discipline and i mean people who are
dancers go on to have a
very great lives unless you watch black
swan that has a different indicator
i don't think i'm going to glue on
lashes i ain't oh we're doing lashes but
look at
that's just mascara yeah she's 11. we're
45 years old we're 45 year old men
we're 45 year old men i literally am
going through a divorce i just got a
facelift
oh you're going light oh she's doing
pink it's pink on the lid and then
orange in the crease i see orange
you said pink don't tell me what i said
roll the tapes did she say pink or not
cut them out to me cut them ask me again
boy we're we're overdoing this
no we're not look at her i'm in drag am
i overdoing it no
so i'm doing light blue and then i'm
doing like a backflow do a light blue
do a backflow oh i like that i made a
chick top the other day where i said i
want someone i want a man with a new
york accent to yell at me and tell me
i'm doing a good job
you're doing a great job everything
you're doing
it's perfect beautiful it's beautiful
fantastic yo you're uh your channel's
growing
so fast i'm literally they didn't have
half a million followers no
not that long ago i think a lot of
growth came from our video
good the world is on fire and people
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that's a good look are we gory is this
it i think i'm gonna do uh i'm gonna do
a nude moment
yeah she has like a natural natural
color
got him so wisconsin
velvet teddy beautiful yeah oh i forgot
you're a matte girl
you smelled it nobody said
yup this lipstick what is it born with
it we use this in my maybelline video
and i was like
ah is this my hair lipstick now you've
got a big lips huh
did you get your lips done no i've never
had anything done that's why i look
older than every drag race queen
oh i'm excited where does she start oh
up here
and then it's a blue this is a lot that
just looks like somebody sucked me
he beats me up on set ow
not click bait look at miss jojo she's
going to do the kid the show for the
kids
she is the gig i love meatball because
this
hot pink color is called whipcrack.mp3
can we talk about this jinzy does not
know indiana jones
i i only just seen one of them with
david oh come on
colourpop disco lady is called my
favorite movie all the time is part of
the caribbean and i'm not embarrassed
johnny depp and parts of the caribbean
is a cultural reset
yes correct me if i'm wrong i don't
think the gays are into johnny depp but
the girls
are like my mom loves her though no you
know who my number one is
david matt damon please give me a chance
i know you're married with children
she's just a placeholder do you think
that looks cool
i think it does too it looks like a
picture yeah i like that
her lips are kind of orange i did a
master class for colourpop and they sent
me this thing that is a hundred dollars
it's
50 lip colors for 100 that's two dollars
a piece that's insane colourpop's it's a
good brand
it's great their products maybe well it
says 48
but i think okay so oh look at that lip
color i'm putting drag
and i'm becoming jojo siwa i think you
are i think i am i think this is your
destiny
i hated that why are these dry lashes i
just i feel uncomfortable with these
little ones
i'm very uncomfortable with the energy
we've created in the studio today
let's glue on this wig yeah let's do it
we're gonna put on hair and costume and
be right back
oh my god
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what does she say we should watch some
videos this is disgusting hey guys good
morning every single day
[Applause]
is that is she joking that's normal
speed that'll be nice
she's just dancing
uh yeah and obviously we love jojo and
clearly this look is built on her
natural beauty we just look like
impatience
yeah we don't look great who did it
better comment down below
listen i learned a lot during this look
uh which is uh you all wonder why i wear
so much makeup
remember what this looks like jojo
you're never going to watch this but if
you do we love you so much you're not
jojo
we stand and oh lemon did jojo on drag
race
that's right congratulations lemon for a
wonderful performance tell people where
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what do you say i say uh britney and
trixie uh
part two take one pretty and tricksy
part
take one that's fine right