We're not going to finish this ga...this episode until we've got a cow.
Deep breath...do you know what today is?!
IT'S COW DAY!
And we've got a letter.
This is an exciting day!
"Dear Jam, One week from today, we are holding the Stardew Valley Fair..."
They're always doing this!
"It's the biggest event of the year, drawing people from all across the country..."
It sounds very threat..threatening to me.
"To our humble town"
You can't call it humble
If you call it humble you are not humble.
"If you like, you can just set up a grange display...
"...for the event"
Just bring up to 9 items that best showcase your talents"
"You'll be judged on the quality and diversity of your display."
Sounds fair enough. Sounds very modern.
"The fair starts at 9 AM...don't miss it! Mayor Lew..."
Here's the thing
If I wanted to like ...
Go out and meet people
I wouldn't be sitting at home playing Stardew Valley
So why would I?
And when was that anyway? When did he say it was?
Lets see if Marnie's around, she won't be open.
Marnie is a work shy
9am of course, 9am till 6pm.
When she's there.
'Cos I knew this event was going to come up.
And last year
I don't know what to say except that I did not win it.
This year..... Oh gotta feed the f***** chickens.
I need to get something to feed the ...
I think there's an automatic chicken feeder that you can get
Well they've only got one guy so fight over it.
Whoever laid the egg gets it, bye
You can have the eggs, get the hell out, QUICK!
Survival of the fittest really
I think it's the best possible solution
What shall I call my cow?
I'm just doing some of my
some of my textbook patented diagonal walking..
Ooh, I might have a fish, look!
No wasted time.
apart from that day when I slept for 24 hours straight.
The fish are asleep.
Oh well.
I pressed the wrong button
Also it's 9 and I can't waste any time.
Are you kidding me?!
I don't want to be good enough friends.
I don't want to enter Marnie's bedroom
I just want her to come out.
Look, you can see her up there hiding away.
I don't want to be friends with Shane either.
I just want her to stop
Why does everyone just stand?
I'm so annoyed.
I'm gonna do one more fish.
Yeah
That was a good hour spent.
Yes! No!
The Mayor? What are you doing here?
All he talks about is becoming Mayor.
Well apparently the Mayor was good enough friends with Marnie
That is, that is some goss right there isn't it?!
I'll just do another fish and then I'll wait for Marnie to actually do some work
Fishing is even boring in a GAME.
A
A CHUB!
Guys I've got a Chub and it's 12 inches.
Sorry!
Guess today is not "Cow Day"
Hey Leah
"Make a collage out of dried leaves"
I think yo..she should just do that!
Mayonnaise. Ooh yeah!
She must have stacks of it by now.
WHY! Does it keep giving me mayonnaise
Lets give some to Robin
HAYLEY! I feel like we've left Hayley alone.
Let's see if err
Hayley's feeling any better about me.
No she isn't or is she standing in her, erm.,
Her trance-like state
No, she's not.
This is a riveting moment. Let's all reflect on what we're doing with our lives.
I mean it's not thriving.
Sometimes I just feel so alone
Ooh? No.
He ain't getting my mayo
So to speak.
People say "James why don't you make Gameballs episodes longer?
This is why.
"The Candyman" from "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" (1971, 91% Rotten Tomatoes)
"The mayo man can"
Maybe everybody's at the thingummy.
No, but that wasn't. Was that today?
Where is? Where is everybody?
Where is everybody?
This town
Is like a ghost town
If Pierre's not in there, we're in big trouble.
Ok he's there.
"Hello. Goodbye. I was just checking you were in."
Let's go down to the seashore and see whether
we can see any seashells
Everyone's gotta have a thing
And I think my thing
is carrying around mayonnaise
You know that's how I'm going to be known
At least you're working mate aren't you.
Shall we sell him the chub?
There we go.
Chub gone.
Lets just go see the cow lady
I mean she's not going to be working now is it? is she?
She's taking me for a ride.
Something ...
I wish Hayley would.
Or Robin.
Or Leah.
Keep these things to yourself James.
I guess tomorrow is gonna be Cow Day.
Oh and we, we don't have any HAY!
We should have hay
I thought we bought loads of hay.
Why am I saying we?!
They're going to be so annoyed with me those chickens.
They're gonna be so thin.
I'm starving the Beatles
Ooo
There we go
That's how we make jam.
We just put it in the machine and jam comes out.
Uh
This has been a very annoying day.
we're just gonna go to sleep.