So recently, my executive producer, Andy,
got a second job on Cameo.
It's a site where you can request messages
from celebrities.
Apparently, their standards are pretty loose,
and we started him at $4 a message,
but he got so many requests that we had to bump it up to $30.
He still got so many requests, so we actually broke Cameo
because it's a new site.
So we've bumped up $100.
He still has over 100 messages that he hasn't recorded yet.
So I thought I would have him do a few right now.
Andy, come on down.
All right.
How's it going?
Almost every day--
Almost every day of every free moment I have, because of you,
I'm now doing this.
Right.
Well, the money is going to a good cause.
It's going to my fund to save the gorillas.
So it's going to my--
So that's good.
So it's a win-win for you.
It is a win-win for me, not so much for you.
At all.
Here's one from Marcus.
Hi Andy, please tell my husband Marcus--
tell my husband, Marcus, it's time to sell his childhood car.
He's becoming a hoarder.
Our yard looks like a used car lot.
Marcus, your wife got in touch with me.
You need to sell the old car.
It's enough.
You're hoarding.
It's not healthy.
Get rid of the car before she gets rid of you.
That's a good one.
See how it just--
Yeah.
This is going to be a good one.
This is a request for Frankie.
My mom just found out we are Jewish through DNA testing.
Can you do a traditional--
Mazel Tov.
Can you do a traditional Jewish song and dance for me?
Jews don't dance alone.
Do what?
Come over here.
OK.
And you too.
We don't dance alone.
I'm going to show you.
We don't dance alone?
Cool?
Do we have to lift you up with a chair?
You don't have to lift me up.
Just hold hands.
OK.
I'll hold her hand, too.
And we're going to go two steps to the left, one to the right.
Two steps to the left.
Ready?
Yes.
Hava nagila.
Hava nagila hava.
You said two steps.
This is like four steps.
Hava neranena.
Venis mecha.
Thank you.
That's very traditional and Jewish.
I know.
But you said two steps, but there were four.
All right.
It was an estimate.
All right, you've been getting a lot of musical requests,
and I know someone asked you to do a Valentine's Day rap.
This is what-- I hadn't seen it yet--
but this is what you did for someone.
Yo, yo, Becky.
I heard it's Valentine's Day-ecky.
And I wanted to wish you a Happy Valentine's Day,
and I don't know if you're gay, but if you are, yay.
And if you're not, that's OK.
You're still hot.
How's my rapping going?
All right, that's good.
I think you can do better.
So tWitch wrote something, and it's on the cue cards,
so you're just going to wrap this.
This is going to be a new one.
Take it away.
Hey, yo.
It's Average Andy.
I suck on a vape pen cause it tastes like candy.
Happy V Day to you.
I hope it's perfection, but whatever you do,
wear protection.
I hope you like this rap, even though I'm plain like vanilla.
Thanks for the request, your money
going straight to a gorilla.
If you want something personalized,
you can ask anything and you can book Andy for a message.
You go to Cameo.
For a limited time only.
No, no.
No, we're going to raise the money up.
Because, really, you've been getting so many.
So we're going to raise it up to $500.
The most expensive person on there is $1,000.
So this is a bargain for $500, and all of the money
goes to the Ellen Fund to help the gorillas in Rwanda.
We'll find out together if people will spend $500 for you.
I'm going to go with a no.
I'm going to go with a you'll be surprised.
All right.