What’s up guys, hope you’re doing well and welcome to the new format for Not About
That Life.
If you’re new to the show, in these videos I talk about things that I hate, things that
I’m just Not About That Life.
For example: SnapChat.
For those of you unfamiliar with SnapChat, it’s a mobile application that allows people
to take pictures and send them to people.
What’s different about this application is that the pictures expire after about 1-10
seconds.
And for some reason, females specifically, think this allows them to send the ugliest
weirdest pictures to you.
I don’t understand why you would send me some of these pictures.
Why would I think a picture of a potato is funny?
That’s not like…I don’t…what are you doing?
NEWS FLASH: just because I send you one picture on SnapChat, does not give you the green light
to send me 17 pictures every 34 minutes.
NOT ABOUT THAT LIFE.
I’m driving down the street.
I don’t know where else I would be driving down.
I arrive in a parking lot of a movie theatre.
I was on my way to see Les Miserables.
SIKE!
I saw the Hobbit.
And, I get excited because in the front row of the parking lot…there's an open parking
spot.
As I drive closer over there I notice that, oh wait…it's wasn't open cause someone parked
over the line.
Same thing happens a couple of weeks earlier, except that it's not someone parking over
the line…it's a fricken motorcycle in the parking spot.
This is not the face of happiness.
Let's continue with the driving theme.
I'm driving again on the road as I do…seatbelt it's fully in.
I come to a red light.
I come to a complete stop.
Problem is, I need to go the other way.
I need to make a u-turn.
But I can't because why?
There's a no u-turn sign for no reason.
So now, I have to make a left turn, continue driving all the way down there and then make
a u-turn and come back all the way around.
Problem is, there's no u-turn sign there!
Now, I have to drive 42 miles just so I can make a u-turn and go 44 miles the other way.
That's something that I'm just Not About That Life.
I turn on the television.
I'm watching football and the announcer keeps saying "this team, they came in and you know
they really played with a chip on their shoulder."
DAHECK does "chip on your shoulder mean?"
Is this supposed to improve my gameplay?
What does that phrase even mean?
What does it mean?
Not About That Life.
As I'm watching this football game, it goes to commercial.
During the commercial there's a trailer for a movie.
You want to guess what movie it is?
I don't care cause I'm going to tell you anyways:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Didn't this come out last year?
And the year before that?
And every other year before that?
When are they going to stop remaking this movie?
This movie has been remade more than Superman, Batman, Gangnam Style parodies.
Stop it!
I'm of the belief that if you can't get away from someone running at you carrying a chainsaw
in their hand…you deserve to…
Unsweetened tea.
Not About That Life.
My dad has been recently telling me that:
"Cameron you know you need to clean your car it looks disgraceful."
I took his advice.
I went to a gas station, one of those automatic car washes.
You know what I'm talking about?
And I got my car cleaned…deluxe…cost $10.
I'm doing it big.
The next day, I go out of my house.
I look at my vehicle and what do I find?
That my vehicle has been penetrated by bird poop.
And it's not even the regular bird poop.
It's like…red, like the bird has been feasting on cranberries.
That's just…I just…I mean.
I'm just not about that life.
Let's talk about hashtags for a moment, specifically with reference to Instagram.
There is no need for you to put 53 hashtags on one picture.
What are you doing with your life?
Second of all, there is no need for you to have a run on sentence as a hashtag.
Just went to the mall with my best friends Jessica and Bianca and my bff Aiden!
First of all, Aiden, what are you doing?
Cause if you don't know, you're in the friend zone.
Second of all, Who DAHECK writes hashtags that long?
I'm a little bit worked up right now.
I'm going to bring it back down.
And I'm going to ask you, what are you Not About That Life?
Hashtag Yolo.
Team Yolo.
DAHECK.
Not About That Life.
When it's real hot outside and I got the windows up and I fart and it stinks real bad.
That kills me, cause the bottom of my stomach starts hurting a little bit and I get the
bubble guts.
Not About That Life.
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No Jugamos Juegos.
Throw me the alley.
Yeah I can bench about 225 five times.
I never dated her.
Yeah I workout.
You never look bad to me.
I didn't add her on Facebook she added me.
I'm a grown man.